Thursday, August 28th 2008
There's Going To Be Hell To Pay
The bitch who is in charge of keeping JLo's steaming pits dry better be hiding out this morning. When JLo sees these pictures, she's going to demote his ass to Skeletor's catheter cleaner and that isn't a pretty job.
Here's sweaty JLo with J.R. Ewing and some other bitches at the Democratic National Convention yesterday. She probably spoke about the important topic of: "How can this country make JLo more money?"



I remember when she was hot,she has realy gone down hill.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Sweaty Betty!! Oh I mean Sweaty Jenny.
This bitch will do anything for publicity.
this woman is unbelieveable. now mind you the dress and outfit are hot but she's clearly at the convention for her own gain and the outfit she's wearing is to make sure all attention is on her. i mean how low class can you be? at a political convention? come one.
why the hell am i here?
lol...in the shot of her ass, I can clearly see the spanx marks squeezing her thighs...do I sense a human female?
J. R. Ewing! LOL! That's Colorado U. S. Senator Ken Salazar. What a chump to be seen with her.
I don't see how her supporting Obama is even remotely relevant. Is she trying to get the Latino population to go register and vote in this historical moment. Because to me, this is YET another calculated move to gain publicity for her non-career. Honestly, I don't like JLO because EVERYTHING she does has a obnoxious, attention-driven "Look at me, I'm the Star!" feel. It's creepy, just look at that smug expression- she actually thinks is a career highlights- but, all her "career highlights" always come from riding other people's coattails.
My family and I have been voting long before JLo. as have many minorities before me. Besides in the past, she freely admits to not have even registered to vote in the last elections, nor even care about politics. Yet here, she is hitching her caboose to another coattail.
Guess what it come down to saying is that JLo should stick to what she thinks she knows best- being a famous no-talent ass.
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Does Vader have to choke a bitch?
OMG Yes I'm joking! I am afraid of heights. But please don't tell anyone. I don't want them to think I'm a 'Depp'.
@SpeakIt,
Dayum I hape you were joking...I hardly even swear on this site. Maybe three times or four in well over a year!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 28, 2008 - 6:19pm.
@SpeakIt,
lol. My greatest fear is of grasshoppers and crickets. I hate a critter that doesn't go in the direction it's head is facing. Roaches, snakes, and other assorted creepies go where their heads is going first...hoppity bugs scare the bejebus out of me, they can be looking one way and hop in any direction they please....I am a wuss.
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My mom is the same way. She's scared of jumping bugs. I don't have any 'creature' fears. I am however, afraid of people at blogs with the name 'Deb' in their moniker... OH. MY. GAWD.
{{passes out.. wussily}}
Hay j-whore:
you will NEVER be jackie O or a woman of class for that matter. tell you what. if you want to show an ounce of class, go home and take care of your children and stop parading yourself and your fat ass around where you clearly don't belong. and also, jackie-o never would have worn such a guady pair of shoes or such a flashy slutty dress to a politcal convention. NASTY LOW CLASS CHOLA SKANK!
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
Let's see first there's "I'm keepin it real in the hood J-ello(in music videos of course). Then there's hollywierd romantic comedy J-ello(passing for white, most times as long as the money is right. I guess all that puerto rican pride goes out the window for 9 million and of course most recently "everything is all about being Latin J-ello. I guess she's tried to pimp every demographic for as much money as she could get. Now we have social and political J-ello with matching 60's hair and makeup and dress. Now the J-ello I'm waiting for is retiring J-ello.
I hate her hair and I hate that beyond fugly pale peach coloured lipstick she always wears. Does she not realise how fug she looks?
@SpeakIt,
lol. My greatest fear is of grasshoppers and crickets. I hate a critter that doesn't go in the direction it's head is facing. Roaches, snakes, and other assorted creepies go where their heads is going first...hoppity bugs scare the bejebus out of me, they can be looking one way and hop in any direction they please....I am a wuss.
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
She's looking much prettier! her face isn't so moonish and bloated anymore.
That dress is very RNC, and that guy with a cowboy hat makes it all look very Texas. Does she pick out her own dresses cause someone should really advise her to tone it down a bit. She's looking a little too Joan Collins-ish lately.
Submitted by gucci on August 28, 2008 - 4:54pm.
speakit on August 28, 2008 - 12:24pm.
I recently read that Johnny Depp is afraid of clowns. What a wuss.
and i'm afraid of waterbugs. so what? we are all afraid of something. STFU
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OMG I INSULTED A CELEBRITY ON A CELEBRITY BLOG WHERE PEOPLE INSULT CELEBRITIES. WHAT WAS I THINKING?
It was jokingly said, by the way. I like Depp. Did you read that post or did a waterbug crawl across your screen before you got that far?
Damn. Edgy people.
speakit on August 28, 2008 - 12:24pm.
I recently read that Johnny Depp is afraid of clowns. What a wuss.
and i'm afraid of waterbugs. so what? we are all afraid of something. STFU
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
I guess it was hot in that room, really really hot.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
oh my god i don't believe this low class piece of shit. hay JWHORE THIS IS NOT YOUR NIGHT IT'S OBAMA'S AND HIS VICE PRESIDENTS. GO HOME, TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS, AND SIT YOUR FAT ASS DOWN YOU LOW CLASS PIECE OF DOG SHIT!
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
Idiots Drive Me Loco ~ if you see JLo and run her down let me know. I will post bail for you.
question,
should I dare try to run her down tonight if I happen to see her, or would her ass and ego destroy my car?
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
I want to say she looks hot in that dress, but that's when she throws on a summer fur coat and walks out the building. Still hate this animal killer. She has no class and her career suffers because she's been blessed with opportunity yet is a heartless person.
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Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
I fucking hate walking into a store or restaurant with a malfunctioning AC.
Even thin skinned people break out into a sweat in these conditions, it's very uncomfortable.
Darker colors hide sweat stains.
Lopez looks great... lost all her baby weight. I prize her pregnancy photos... ha ha!
There were lots of celebs there last night, all of them were sweaty.
Nast.
JHo can't even spell Barack Obama.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by alknowingone on August 28, 2008 - 1:24pm.
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Deodorant and anti-perspirant can sometimes permanently alter the color of senstive fabrics. It is important to not wear either substance (nor perfume or lotions) when wearing a fabric that will stain from the chemicals in those products. No doubt, the dress is very expensive, assembled with a high-end knit fabric, meaning that she needs to be very careful with it. Why? I don't know because she'll probably never be seen in it again. Dress pads are readily available for just this issue. They are kind of like shoulder pads but are inserted into the dress at the armpits for the purpose of absorbing perspiration when using a product is not an option. Her seamstress dropped the ball on this one! The real question is why is she wearing a Christmas dress, meant for the winter, in the middle of the freakin' summer? It couldn't have been the only skin-tight dress, meant to show off how fabulous she looks after birthing two babies recently, in her closet at the moment.
gettin' it on with Dr. Funk!
WOOT WOOT!!!
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Intellect aside...the body seems to have recovered nicely.I'm adding her to my LATINA MILFS porn shoot.
J-Lo... Xtina Aguilara ...and yours truly in a threesome scene.How many gallons of baby oil for that one?
In Seattle, we have a performance troup called "Circus Contraption." It's kind of a circus for Hipster Doofuses.
Actually, it's very cool
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 28, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Circuses, in general, pretty much suck.
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agreed. if i had a billion dollars i'd shut them all down and make a refuge for all the animals!
@Hairicane, Two Drink, and Your Mom:
We all seem to have similar stories about being tormented...maybe it wasn’t so much the clowns themselves that we were scared of, but the awful things our relatives did with the clowns to freak us out!
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
Circuses mistreat animals so I oppose them.
I do not oppose the mistreatment of clowns or trapeze artists though.
Circuses, in general, pretty much suck.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 12:57pm.
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Ahh! I actually had that jack-in-the-box when I was young! I purposely lost it, too.
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OMG. I had that toy, too! I was obsessed with it. I think I would wind it up and watch the thing pop out like 100 times in a row. I didn't realize it was a clown. *scratches head*
I am terrified of clowns...started with Poltergeist. I had an expensive clown doll from Poland with a menacing face. I cut his saw dust legs apart and put him the closet. My dad once put it up against the door like he was peeking in while me and my sister were brushing our teeth. We screamed bloody murder. Never forgive him that.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Ahh! I actually had that jack-in-the-box when I was young! I purposely lost it, too.
When I was little somebody also gave me a stuffed clown. It started out in my room, but I would put it outside in the hallway and the GD thing kept ending up back in my room. I freaked out and told my mom and she informed me that she was the one who kept putting it back in there. I told her the next time she put it back in my room it would end up in pieces.
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OMG - that would definitely have an effect on a kid! :D
Family lore has it that my brother used to torment me with that jack-in-the-box (until my mother sent it back to hell).
OnT: JLo, go home, take care of your kids, and forcefeed your husband something.
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 11:24am.
I recently read that Johnny Depp is afraid of clowns. What a wuss.
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Heyyyyyyyyy...no shit-talking the heavenly god that is the Depp! He's not a wuss for being afraid of clowns--he's right!
Damn right he's right! Clowns are evil!! Must suck to have two of the scariest ones living near him now! Where ever the Jolie Pitts go, it's pretty much the equivelent to the circus coming to town! Those poor kids, to be subjected to being forced into living in a traveling cicus!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
At the Democratic Convention Lopez said the below...she should say that while having her hand on a bible in a lightening storm. LYING BITCH!!! How about she gives up sime of that 6 million she pimped her kids to People for, toward healthcare.
"If I had a dollar for every person who told me not to get involved with charity, I could provide health care for all the children in the country," Ms. Lopez said
“As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.”
she looks gorgeous
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Submitted by The C word on August 28, 2008 - 11:49am.
I blame this for my fear of clowns:
http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Potpourri%20Page/clown-jacki...
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Ahh! I actually had that jack-in-the-box when I was young! I purposely lost it, too.
When I was little somebody also gave me a stuffed clown. It started out in my room, but I would put it outside in the hallway and the GD thing kept ending up back in my room. I freaked out and told my mom and she informed me that she was the one who kept putting it back in there. I told her the next time she put it back in my room it would end up in pieces.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
JLo, go be a mom, k? You're getting irrelevent.
(My name is Pot, and no I'm not calling JLo black)
MK will you marry me?
JLo looks like a total trainwreck. Christine the HOff was right, why is she wearing a winter get-up when the rest of us are in tanks? ANYONE who goes to big events should ALREADY KNOW that you do not wear tight nylon/spandex anything! Loose fitting white cotton or black silk (but that's hot, too). LOOSE FITTING and you'll be fine. How did she get this so wrong?? It was probably the extra layers of SPANX that made her hot and thus sweaty-er.
DNC is not the place for a fashion statement. I mean, even Michelle dropped the whole Camelot thing she was going for earlier this summer. DUH.
But sweaty pits and all, gotta say I'm glad to see that JLO was out stumping for the Dems. Something useful for once.
She's sending that poor little girl back to Honduras and ordering a new one.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 12:45pm.
..and dark secrets, fake enthusiasm, hidden agendas, and alternative motives. Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
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I blame this for my fear of clowns:
http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Potpourri%20Page/clown-jacki...
OnT: meh.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 12:45pm.
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LOL. Creepy, aren't they?
Have you ever seen one in a car on the way to a kids party?
I'm not afraid of clowns, but if I had any kids I sure as heck wouldn't let one near them!
Did you know there's a whole Clown College thing?
BTW, lovin' the Nurse Ratchett (sp) avie.
i like jlo's dress...the only reason jlo's at the dnc is because they have the kind of music jenny from the block can dance to...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Submitted by Hairicane on August 28, 2008 - 11:35am.
Fear of clowns is known as "clourophobia" (sp)
apparently, lots of people have this fear. clowns represent chaos and disorder...
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...and dark secrets, fake enthusiasm, hidden agendas, and alternative motives. Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 11:24am.
I recently read that Johnny Depp is afraid of clowns. What a wuss.
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Heyyyyyyyyy...no shit-talking the heavenly god that is the Depp! He's not a wuss for being afraid of clowns--he's right!
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I love Depp! I think he's a diverse actor with an impressive range, immensely talented, by all appearances a good father and sufficient eye candy.
And a wuss. ;P