Thursday, August 28th 2008
There's Going To Be Hell To Pay
The bitch who is in charge of keeping JLo's steaming pits dry better be hiding out this morning. When JLo sees these pictures, she's going to demote his ass to Skeletor's catheter cleaner and that isn't a pretty job.
Here's sweaty JLo with J.R. Ewing and some other bitches at the Democratic National Convention yesterday. She probably spoke about the important topic of: "How can this country make JLo more money?"
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I don't like JLO, but she looks pretty good in the second pic. Especially after having the dragon tales twins! ( I know she's probably wearing Spanx, but still!)
I'm not scared of clowns, but I don't really like them either - I always think of Pennywise with his silver eyes and fangs.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
Fear of clowns is known as "clourophobia" (sp)
apparently, lots of people have this fear. clowns represent chaos and disorder...
Submitted by oklahoma on August 28, 2008 - 12:20pm.
See ya.. Try not bossing all us around next time.. did ya see how that made it worse?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 11:24am.
I recently read that Johnny Depp is afraid of clowns. What a wuss.
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Heyyyyyyyyy...no shit-talking the heavenly god that is the Depp! He's not a wuss for being afraid of clowns--he's right!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 28, 2008 - 11:23am.
I'm not afraid of clowns, I just hate them.
Except of course for Shakes the Clown.
The Citizen Kane of Alcoholic Clown Movies.
Oh, and Krusty the Klown, too.
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Krusty's the only clown I was ever NOT afraid of--he's too miserable to be scary!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
I like her dress. I am not crazy about her hair so light
i like her dress
PSL - have a good day at work!
MS me baby!
BOSSY!
UH OH!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
As if there was any doubt that J-Ho is a smelly skank.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
M.E.....I have to go to work, which is why I am leaving.....I'll see you later......have a great day honey.
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
I recently read that Johnny Depp is afraid of clowns. What a wuss.
edit post, because I give up.
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 9:16am.
I'm actually terrified of clowns!
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I'm not afraid of clowns, I just hate them.
Except of course for Shakes the Clown.
The Citizen Kane of Alcoholic Clown Movies.
Oh, and Krusty the Klown, too.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
PSL - don't leave!!!!!!!
okie, It was a request, NOT a demand. Too bad you can't tell the difference....I was NOT being "bossy"....I asked for many people, not just myself.
Bye.
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
See ya.. Try not bossing all us around next time.. did ya see how that made it worse?
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I just called to say I hump you
I just called to say how much I drop pellets
I just called to say I blow you
And I mean it from the bottom of my Fart
Is it just me or is this bitch starting to morph into Latoya Jackson? "becuz the heart don't lie..."
Well Track a Ghost Through The Fog,Baby... Oh you try hard but you'll never catch me... Yeah Yeah
I agree with Sunnydlite: that hair looks fake. I'm calling front lace.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 28, 2008 - 11:11am.
Well, doll, your talent cannot be denied.
I myself am VEEEEEEEEEEERY good at collating and stapling.
Oh, and alphabetizing.
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AND you make a killer kugel!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 28, 2008 - 11:13am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 4:01pm.
I think I might be in love with you.
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I'm flattered, but I'm actually terrified of clowns! Please tell me you won't come to my bedroom in the middle of the night, kill my bf in his sleep, and rape me in the ass while wearing nothing but big clown shoes, a red nose, and a colorful wig...please tell me you won't????
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
I'm eating a bean burrito, can we please refrain from poo times until after lunch?
Yeah, I didn't think so.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Stoney on August 28, 2008 - 11:11am.
Will someone please tell my why this no-talent whore with a big ass gets to play dress up and go to the Democratic National Convention? Anyone?
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The same reason why Speidi the Douchebag Duo got invited to the White House for that little Soiree' months ago.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 4:01pm.
I think I might be in love with you.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
You know what this thread is missing? POO!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
The top part of her hair looks fake, like she borrowed a piece from Wendy Williams. And her lipstick choice is horrid. It looks like something Shelly DeVoto(My Girl)would have used on one of her "clients." However, considering the current state of J LO's career, I guess it is appropriate.
I cannot believe she just had twins, she looks amazing.
Dramaqueen - I'm with you. South Park rules.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 9:09am.
AND Mrs. K! Thank you. I've had many years of practice :)
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Well, doll, your talent cannot be denied.
I myself am VEEEEEEEEEEERY good at collating and stapling.
Oh, and alphabetizing.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 28, 2008 - 11:07am.
Taco Mom Times, I'm thinking you need to publish that little nugget.
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Ahh, to be a published author that actually gets paid...*sighs deeply* Thanks, my beesh. :)
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Will someone please tell my why this no-talent whore with a big ass gets to play dress up and go to the Democratic National Convention? Anyone?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
AND Mrs. K! Thank you. I've had many years of practice :)
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
sweaty asshat
"South Park" just kicks ass overall!
I saw that the OTHER Bennifer were at the Convention. Wonder if there was a happy reunion ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Taco Mom Times, I'm thinking you need to publish that little nugget.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Thanks Snowy & PSL!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 9:01am.
WOW
I grovel before you in complete and total submission.
You are a frickin' poetic genius.
*I am not worthy I am not worthy*
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Submitted by Laura on August 28, 2008 - 11:02am.
Drama - I also love the one where they send Butters to that sensitivity camp, as well as the one where Cartman hides Butters in a bomb shelter so he can go to Casa Bonita in his place!
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Butters is my absolute favorite! I love when he reprimands himself: "W-well, I've been very bad, and I deserve what I get!"
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
*applause* for Your Mom.....
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
LMAO your mom that's the best so far!****************************1/20/09
"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Drama - I also love the one where they send Butters to that sensitivity camp, as well as the one where Cartman hides Butters in a bomb shelter so he can go to Casa Bonita in his place!
Also, note to J-Lo - Colorado is not always cold just because we have mountains. Sweater dresses in August = stupid.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
Once upon a time in a land far away
Lived a used-up princess with an ass like a tray
Her post-mortem husband with the melty skin
Impregnated princess with Dragon Tales Twins
And for a long time she was big as a house
And her husband fed on blood of many a mouse
Though he switched back to humans after the birth
And apparently gossip rags think this news is worth
Several million! Rags must smoke too much bud
And princess gobbled that money like the hubby sucks blood
And now she must think she is Jackie O.--
This was the story of Skeletor and his ho.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Since Jlo is at the Democratic Convention, someone outta ask her if she and her husband are willing to pay the big tax raise Obama wants to make!!! hahaa!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
In her defense, as someone who sweats plenty, some fabrics make you sweat more....i remember being in Vegas for Super Bowl years ago, and I had pit stains the size of Delaware, because if the shirt I was wearing.....I was mortified.
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
Laura ~ I'm sad she's on this planet.
J-HO: "I would like to now talk about ME....and afterwards we can talk about how I am going to be in a tri-ass-a-lon." hee hee *snort*
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Laura: One of my fave "South Park" eppies! I also love, "What do we want?" "Gays in Scouts!" "When do we want it?" "TIMMY!" AND the "Miracle Worker" Thanksgiving show. BRILLIANT!
On T: Just looking at JHo's smug expression makes me want to claw it off her face. Never liked her.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
CLEARLY she is too good for Drysol or a paper towel wedged between the pit and the shirt.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!