Golden Moss
British artist Marc Quinn has a major hard-on for Kate Moss. In 2006, he created a sculpture of Kate with her cokey crotch taking center strange. Now Marc has taken it even further. This October, Marc will unveil his $2.8 million, 110-pound solid gold statute of Kate. Solid gold and it only weighs 110-pounds? The real Kate Moss doesn't even weigh half of that. It's a coke statue covered in foolio's gold. Don't be surprised if Marc's work pays a visit to a "museum" in Miami. I know what's going on here.
When asked why Marc chose to make a gold statute of Miss Moss, he answered, "I thought the next thing to do would be to make a sculpture of the person who's the ideal beauty of the moment. But even Kate Moss doesn't live up to the image."
I feel sorry for Marc. He obviously has never seen a picture of the most gorgeous, elegant, stunning creature on the planet: The Empress of Lucite. One of Shauna Sand's poopy nuggets are worth more than 10 of those Kate Moss statues.
The British Museum only released a teaser image of the statute, but I'm pretty sure the whole thing probably looks like something that belongs in an Easter basket. This fuckery will be on display from October 4th through January 25th.
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But really guys. I have to take Metamucil EVERY EVENING to make poo times in the am. This is a rilly important topic for me.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 2:13pm.
YES MASTER!
I bow down to your power of grey skull!
I can have He-man? he cool he has a cat he can ride with a saddle
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I had two of those cats when I was a little girl: He-Man's green cat, and Skeletor's purple cat. I really liked the cats but didn't want a He-man action figure because I didn't like his hair.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Awww, fanks Okie. My bum says fanks too. *giggles at the tickle* Methinks I'll go lay down for a little bit because my tummy is about to fall out my behind. Blerrgh.
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Submitted by watch me boogie on August 28, 2008 - 3:13pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP wrote: "Shart Gods"
Bwaahaaa!!! You actually made me fucking choke on my coffee. Fuck!
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Your name has booger in it! I LOVES it!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
LoL @ LCT and Clarisse.
I move that we refer to "poo" as "BM's" from this point forward.
Is there a second?
Ok im going home now!
thanks for making my temp job fun!!!!!!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Meow,, *paws around* Hop on AJP.. *gallops off into sunset*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 3:15pm.
i thought it would be funny if I was riding a cat!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
FAtMartha.. Here take one of these *hands over pain pill* hmph.. Why do you think I eat so many pills.. I have to much poo times daily, its gergod damn ridiculous! *pats your bum* *tickles it a bit, too while i'm there* tickle tickle
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
AJP,
Battle-cat is Lion-O's bitch.
I calls em like i see's em.
ON TOPIC: Poo. Oh wait....
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
*looks at all the poo jokes*
*stuffs her mouf full of Cheetos so she won't laugh too loud* Teehee. I feel bad... PSL is going to be mad at everyone :[. BUT I REALLY NEED TO SHARE THIS: I just poo'd really bad and I was on the toilet for like 10 minutes. It was painnnnnful. It's the damn school food! *consoles her weeping bum*
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
LOVE CARROTTOP wrote: "Shart Gods"
Bwaahaaa!!! You actually made me fucking choke on my coffee. Fuck!
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We Care A Lot
Submitted by snowpiece on August 28, 2008 - 3:11pm.
YES MASTER!
I bow down to your power of grey skull!
I can have He-man? he cool he has a cat he can ride with a saddle
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 28, 2008 - 3:09pm.
PiStoL is this right Speakit?
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What?
AJP: sorry sugah but NELLY IS MINE BITCH!
BACK OFF THE BANDAID!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
PiStoL is this right Speakit?
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Welllllllllll
I love kirk cameron ITS SICK! i know!!!!!
HA!!!
shit can i call you Captian?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 3:04pm.
speakit and AJP are gonna cuddle!!!
Some one get the video camera! We'll leak that shit *pffft* faster than they can say "Free porn".
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Not if he keeps calling me Kirk.
Ooooooooh, I get it. Movement. BOWEL movement. You got me, Hairicane.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Its getting hot in here
*girl voice*
ima take my clofes off!
NELLY DAMN YOU NELLY!!!!!!!!
I like his face band aides but kirk cameron dont approve of faking injuries so POOP
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
:)
good thing we still got some gems in here :)
carry on guys.. love you silly beesches
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by missy on August 28, 2008 - 3:02pm.
true!
edit: like the umbertooo stuff i just read?
WHAT THE WORLD WAS THAT?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
speakit and AJP are gonna cuddle!!!
Some one get the video camera! We'll leak that shit *pffft* faster than they can say "Free porn".
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
no no
*in Darth Vaders voice*
"Poo, I am your father"
just for the record, the bullshit still goes on here today (most days) just as much as when love angelina was here
theres just different morons stirring the shit now
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Hairicane
I don't know nuthin about a motion...wait, did you mean movement? poovement?
Oh lawdy, the cold meds have officially fried me brain.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Kirk Cameron
you had me at poo!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Hairicane on August 28, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Who wants to make a motion?
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I promise to speak the poo, the whole poo and nothing but the poo so help he Pood.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 2:59pm.
You want to cuddle?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
*says in Darth Vaders voice* You are Kirk Cameron
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 2:40pm.
also i think it would be fair to mention that if youre new (welcome come in and play and have fun) but there are some dynamics you may not get here just yet, but you will catch soon enough.
It probably best to stay out of stuff you dont know about.
Ok Kirk i have to go!
Have fun and ill write to you later big boy!
Kisses!
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I'm just going by what I'm reading.
Kirk?
ha ha ha
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Holy SHIT. Kirk Cameron is on this thread! Kirk *waving a dick at you* How's it hanging.. *giggles* Not to far down huh? sorry to hear that.. Well, Better luck next surgery..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 2:40pm.
also i think it would be fair to mention that if youre new (welcome come in and play and have fun) but there are some dynamics you may not get here just yet, but you will catch soon enough.
It probably best to stay out of stuff you dont know about.
Ok Kirk i have to go!
Have fun and ill write to you later big boy!
Kisses!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
And NOW I don't give a FUCK!!!! wasssuuuuppp
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Oh s***t! Are you guys talking about poo again?
Didn't you read the Poo Bylaws?? ARTICLE IV -Section 1: Poo Restrictions. Poo shall not be discussed on a multi-thread level. Please restrict your poo talk to individual designated poo threads.
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Given the number of posters on Dlisted today, I think we have a QUORUM and can take a vote on "poo talk" on Dlisted. We will entertain a motion, then discuss, then vote. Ready? Who wants to make a motion?
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 2:40pm.
HEY KIRK CAMERON!
SMOOOOOOCH!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
holy crap, batman! i thought this thread wuz ded.
kinda funny when everyone gets all snappish wif each other. and its not even a full moon!
poo!
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 1:40pm
Its called making jokes about a subject.
No panties are in a wad and we are having fun.
Maybe no one is happy untill the ex resident cunt Love Angeluina comes backs and we fight and read her stupid bull shit all day?
no one is pissed off but we are making fun of a STUPID BOSSY request and you giys can hate me for saying that but i dont give a fuck!
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I don't know who Love Angeluina is, so that flew over my head.
And um.. okay. Short fuse?
I don't really care. I skip over what I don't like. You don't. You were sensitive about a joke, and called someone a homophobe because you didn't like what they said after you confronted them (they said nothing homophobic). You mentioned 'respect', no? But then a fellow poster made a request (which by definition, can't be considered "bossy") and you antagonize her about it. Your panties were in a wad. You can hate me for saying that but I don't give a fuck.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 2:31pm.
when we found out he was anti gay because of the jesus a bunch of my friends and i sent him love letters that were sooooo gay Liberachi even said we were too splashy and flamBOYant! SHMAAAA HA HA!
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...And then little altar boy Kirk ran crying into the comforting arms of his local pedo-priest.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 11:34am.
Liberace was NOT gay. He was...artistic.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
holy cow okie: I'd forgotten all about BONER!****************************1/20/09
"TEDDY'S BACK!"
AJP.. You sent those to Kirk Cameron?? Bwahahahaha.. I mean, WTF, he's anti gay, and he had that friend named Boner on th show.. *shakes ur nuts*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 2:31pm.
when we found out he was anti gay because of the jesus a bunch of my friends and i sent him love letters that were sooooo gay Liberachi even said we were too splashy and flamBOYant! SHMAAAA HA HA!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by xxyxz on August 29, 2008 - 1:11am.
okay people
Does this mean that JillyPoo has to change her name?
Just asking! Or do we have to change our names?
I call #2
LOL ewwww you said NUMBER TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!****************************1/20/09
"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 2:25pm.
when im in doubt about my life i ask myself, what would Kirk Cameron poo?
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I put my money on the Holy Bible.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
you bitches crazy!!!
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 2:25pm.
when im in doubt about my life i ask myself, what would Kirk Cameron poo?
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A pool full of racpoons.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
AJ-p
I'm pooped out! I have to go to a new thread
Poopshoot!
curly poos whaaaa ha ha!
Katy Perry sings a song called
I kissed a poo and i liked it.
shes a nasty bitch
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.