Tim Gunn Would Not Approve
Tim Gunn just doesn't understand what Katie Holmes' tight-rolled jeans are all about. Yesterday, he told People Magazine, “I have to say, Katie Holmes has become so much more sophisticated in so many ways, but I think she’s in a dip right now. I can’t explain it.” I can explain it. Two words: BARLEY WATER. And Katie isn't the only one in a dip. Tommy Girl is probably in a dip right now. A dip who starred in "Urban Cowboy."
Timmy went on to say, “She ascended from this tomboyish waif look to an incredible sexy sophisticate. We realize how much style she’s capable of. I don’t get it.” I'm so glad he didn't say "make it work" once during that statement.
Tommy Girl's sad clone didn't wear her pegged jeans today, but she looks still looks raggedy. It's over 80 degrees in NYC today! Her CPU cooling system must be working overtime.
She looks sad and her style has reflected that
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She can make 1000 dollar shoes look like pay less
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The war isn't working.
thunder thighs..and yep its hot as fuck in NYC... wtf..that theatre is at the end of my street... and its creepy that the cult members are so close...I feel infected
xoxox
The war isn't working.
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Tim Gunn needs to douche.
He'll feel spring-like.
Ever since James Haven stopped giving Katie tips on how to dress, she has been looking wretched!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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black bag and brown shoes! gross!
maurypovichismylover
Her damn legs look a little lumpy...what's going on? Is she intentionally trying to look fat or what?! Or maybe that's how bad I always looked when I pegged my jeans!
Your face!
KatieBot needs an exorcism.
I don't feel sorry for her. She knew what she was getting into when she decided to hitch her wagon to Tommy Girl.
Say what you will, but that haircut does wonders for her. Hollywood, there is NOTHING WRONG WITH SHORT HAIR (Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, I'm shielding my eyes in your direction).
Submitted by Gry: "I'm sick to death of women with ridiculous amounts of wealth... and way too much time on their hands being branded "style icons" ... Is it really that astounding that someone with disposable income and plenty of handlers would have nice things to wear?"
AMEN. A-FUCKING-MEN.
There are women who have killer personal style and a shoestring budget. I know a few "real" women who just have a knack for throwing things together and looking fabulous. Those are the women I really admire. Anyone with money can assemble a team and spend big bucks to look stylish.
barley water is one helluva drug...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Tim is too kind. Krobo should get those boots in lots of colors.eeeek!
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
Tim speaks truth to power.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Haaa, I just wrote about the same thing! Only Tim can save Katie. Guide to Style Drive-By Time!
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We Care A Lot
Submitted by Gry on August 28, 2008 - 11:31am.
ITA, but I do think that Jackie was the real deal.
Those others are just posers.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
She looks awful as usual. I know she sold her soul to CO$ but did she also sell her brush and make-up, too?
I'm sick to death of women with ridiculous amounts of wealth -- Jackie Onassis, Edie Sedgwick, Sarah Jessica Parker, Keira Knightley, Gwinny Paltrow, J-Ho et. al -- and way too much time on their hands being branded "style icons" as if the term or they themselves had any real relevance. Is it really that astounding that someone with disposable income and plenty of handlers would have nice things to wear? You can dress this girl up, but in the end what she really is a creepy media whore, a feature player in forgettable box office duds, a Broadway flare-out, and has-been "star" of one of the most unbearably pretentious and overwrought TV series ever broadcast.
Submitted by GazingBeauty on August 28, 2008 - 2:14pm.
What kind of society do we live in when a woman gives away her soul for some fame and money.
HOLLYWOODLAND!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Stop covering Katie pants!!! This sooooooo Bored Who cares her fucking pants?
I think she's pregnant and using the jeans and big purses as a diversion.
What kind of society do we live in when a woman gives away her soul for some fame and money.
exactly, it's the dog days of August and this morons dress like it's November.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by cadebra1961 on August 28, 2008 - 1:01pm.
bitch has nice tits!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Jillypoo: Unfortunately, I think so too. I think it's how he deals with being such a teeny, weeny fellow that his jackets still have the mittens attached.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Meh. Her fashion computer chip is fried. Call the Geek Squad!
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Here's Katie showing more than her fashion sense!
Warning: NSFW
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/katie-holmes-p1.php
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Speaking of jeans, I love how they made up the lie that she wore his jeans and had to roll them up to keep them from dragging because he's to tall.
*snort*
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
missy on August 28, 2008 - 1:54pm.
why are all these celebtards wearing warm fall shit WHEN ITS STILL SUMMER
pisses me off.
- omg, mee too. What's next week fashion, mittens and wool hats?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 28, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Thank you, AJP & Snowy Girl. Now my whole abused wife theory is blown.
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Dramaqueen, i think your theory will always hold up as long as this robot is involved with Tom and/or Scientology.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
why are all these celebtards wearing warm fall shit WHEN ITS STILL SUMMER
pisses me off.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Those are the ugliest most unflattering jeans since mom jeans. Those are the skinny jean version of mom jeans!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Which brings me to my main point...where the hell has Posh been?
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Tim Gunn is a god. He seriously needs a one-on-one consultation with Katie, or he needs to bring her Xenu butt onto his House of Style show when he starts his second season. He'll have her back in couture in no time.
That said, I'm so over her hair. I loved it when it was longer. *putting on the tinfoil hat & sending out subliminal messages... let it grow, Katie, let it grow...*
Yeah, I've had too much caffiene this morning.
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Renny: The dawlin' from N'awlins.
Team Renny!
She needs to be Xenu Bitch slapped, ruining perfectly lovely foot wear the way she does.
Dumb Robot.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 28, 2008 - 10:34am.
Who the fuck is tim gun?
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Tim Gunn is the epitome of awesomeness. He is a fashion god.
Here is one of my favorite interviews of his.
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Renny: The dawlin' from N'awlins.
Team Renny!
Tim Gunn who?
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
I wonder if she will ever wake up from this spell TG and the aliens have put on her. I pity her. Despise him/her.
MK will you marry me?
YEH A TOMBOY LOOK THAT TRANFORMED INTO A 80 YEAR OLD BITCH WITH A FUCKED UP HAIRCUT....HEY KATIE YOU LOOK LIKE COMPLETE SHIT..
LOVE, THE WORLD
I think she beat the shit out of Austin Powers and stole his shoes.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I wore capris today in Boston and was sweating.
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Thank you, AJP & Snowy Girl. Now my whole abused wife theory is blown.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
HEY Mr. Tallyman ....
tally Katetard the fuck off my planet already FUCK.
to tell you the truth Drama, lately it's been in the low 80's for the high and it does get kind of chilly in the am and pm plus I have to bring a damn hoodie or something everywhere because peeps are ridic with the ac, but I still am not sticking up for this robot or anything, robots don't get cold.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Can she not find a middle ground between ridiculously baggy jeans and painted on ones?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 28, 2008 - 1:36pm.
We have had some low to mid 70's mornings and at nite its been in the 60s.
very nice
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Is it cold in NYC? Or is it the anorexia? Why is she always wearing way too many layers?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Um.... at least she's wearing her own jeans?
Edit: Why the hell anyone would wear heeled boots to a rehearsal is beyond me.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 28, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Who the fuck is tim gun?
HE IS AMAZING AND CAN MAKE IT WORK!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Oy vey, enough already.