Friday, August 29th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 28th!

This wasn't what Papa Joe had in mind when Chestica asked him to put on some spandex and get high. - Nikki Lamb

Runners-up:

Solange told me that the "basement voice" advised this would be a winning look for today. Suddenly, I'm not so sure. - waywhiteboyj

Somewhere in Gotham, a child is very glad the judge awarded his mother full-custody. - herroyalflyness

Posted by: Michael K


Nikki Lamb's picture

Hi, yay! Go me! :D

waywhiteboyj's picture

(fighting back tears and waving) Does this mean if Nikki can't fulfill her reign as winner, that I will get to step in and take over? OMG, It's just such an honor.

The C word's picture

Congrats winners!

@herroyalflyness - great caption!

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You fargin sneaky bastage.

SamiJayneR's picture

I know Warner Brothers have really had to cut costs after the writers strike, but is getting Micheal Lohan in as the new script writer really best for Batman?

SamiJayneR's picture

I think its safe to say, after the reception of The Dark Knight, the next Batman movie was never going to be as successful...

It's David Duchovny. He keeps saying," the truth is out there."

"He says he just wanted to come up here and hang out..."

I'll tell you one thing. The guy's got balls

...and he keeps demanding erection of some sort of statue..

All right, calm down people. There's nuttin' to see here....

Hey Batman. Why so teste?

Cheer up Batman. No need to be a sadsack..

security;"what the hell are you doing?"
Batman;"Nuttin'"

KT's picture

wow, michael lohan really went out to get linday's attention!

"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3

DebFrmHell's picture

Holy Nutsack, Batman! You have a ledge on...

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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Michael Lohan tried to disguise himself ,during another one of his desperate publicity stunts, but he couldn't fool Lindsay, she recognized the bulge in his tights from when he used to tuck her in at night!

K-Fed takes it to the next level

"I spent $400 getting the sign made, rented the costume for $100, called the media, risked my life to bring attention to the cause and all people are going remember is my nuts hanging out of my Batshorts. You gotta be shittin' me!"

When Adam West said he would find a way to wear the costume out in public without looking ridiculous, was there any doubt?

Check out my band myspace.com/dprband

Mr West? We've been on the phone with Christian Bale and he says yes, you can be in the next movie! Please, just come down!

Euphoria's picture

Michael Lohan will stop at nothing to have the last word on who's the best parent. And, for a change, instead of showing his ass in public he's now showing his nards.

For God's sake, Lohan, just issue a statement to the press like you normally do!

Mawy's picture

After Britney Spears won her kids back, K Fed went to great lengths to prove that he would do anything to secure his fortune.
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Robin!!!!!! Are you down there?!?!?! You always called me daddy!!!

Even his nuts know that this was a bad idea...

jussayin's picture

BAM! SWOOSH!! SPLAT!

Fighting for the right to embarass the fuck out your kids...

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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.

Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease.
Assume the position and get back down on your knees.

Alec Baldwin makes one last fleeting attempt for parental visitation rights, missing his "vile little pig" of a daughter

Sayonara's picture

Submitted by April_1972 on August 28, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Not to be out done by his father when he was a baby, Prince Michael II (Blanket) refuses to get off the ledge.

This is what happens when you dangle your baby over a balcony, they become accustomed to heights.
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We found a winner! LOL

"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader

Ozzy Stillbourne's picture

Vicky Vale took stately Wayne Manor, the Batmobile and all those wonderful toys. But once you take full custody of Batboy...

Little miss's picture

this is actually not funny, but rather sad.

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Undeterred by the judge's announcement that Robin would maintain sole custody of their adopted child, Batman decided that it would take more than the first gay super-hero divorce to keep him from his child.

The Other Laurita's picture

There's nothing quite like hanging out on a ledge with your junk in the wind to convince the courts that you're a fit parent.

I guess thats one way for your spawn to see you.

michael lohan go home

April_1972's picture

Not to be out done by his father when he was a baby, Prince Michael II (Blanket) refuses to get off the ledge.

This is what happens when you dangle your baby over a balcony, they become accustomed to heights.

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I'm just say'n

Denney Crane's picture

Holy protrusion... I forgot the Batstrap!

HollyMadison's picture

You know this guy just misses his kids toys.

Salem13's picture

This is what happens when you don't pay child support, or return your videos tapes on time.

mb00's picture

How far will Michael Lohan go to harass his kids? We know it's you Pepaw Lohan, we can recognize your camel balls anywhere you squeeze them in.
www.myspace.com/raul_rules

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Alright Cisco, we know it's you..you can come down now !

Salem13's picture

Officer:
"It's ok Chrsitian (Bale) you can come down now looks like someone cancelled their 8:30 reservation to Dorsia."

AgentM's picture

Larry Birkhead puts the finishing touches on Dannielynn's 18th birthday party.

Stock Broker's picture

Let this be a lesson to all kids...Even Batman has to pay child support.

Michael Lohan's latest publicity stunt.

So, in Batman III, Batman will be played by Pee-Wee Herman?

I thought Superman was the man-of-steel?

Even the Caped Crusader has a child out of wedlock.

No I'm not small. I was swimming. Don't you know about shrinkage?

It shrinks?

Like a frightened turtle, a frightened turtle.

we always thought you were crazy, michael lohan, but now we can clearly see your nuts.

Where's Robin? He's too gay to care about the cause.