Friday, August 29th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 28th!
This wasn't what Papa Joe had in mind when Chestica asked him to put on some spandex and get high. - Nikki Lamb
Runners-up:
Solange told me that the "basement voice" advised this would be a winning look for today. Suddenly, I'm not so sure. - waywhiteboyj
Somewhere in Gotham, a child is very glad the judge awarded his mother full-custody. - herroyalflyness
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Exhibit A
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- betterthanyomama
After getting kicked out of the justice league, Batman has to take some desperate gigs.
From the guy on the phone: "Whaaaaasuuup?!!!"
From guy in costume: BATMAN!
Dude, I can totally see my kids from here!
To the batpole, ladies!
Holy gray balls, Batman!
Sorry John Meyer, your pics are still only worth $200. Keep trying.
Christy Brinkley couldn't believe he spent his $2.1 million settlement on a porno batman suit.
Charlie Sheen finds the nearly ultimate way to tell Denise that the kids should be with him. (the Robin costume was already taken)
And no one thought Britney could bomb any worse at the VMAs.
"Don't worry officers, I'll come down soon. My preschooler is going to pick me up here after making a beer run...I wanted Heineken, but he can't spell that, so I just settled for Coors. Then I gotta drop him off to their mother's again. Stupid bitch said I'm a danger to my kid. But I look at my coffee mug each morning, and then I remember, I'm the "world's greatest dad."
Holy Mooseknuckle Batman...
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Why do it right when you can do it twice?
I'm sure after seeing this picture, the judge will order full custody for Stupor-Dad.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Even Superman is jealous when Batman is freeballin'
the DUDE! abides...
I thought Sean Young did some crazy stuff to try to get the role of Catwoman ... but now Michael Lohan has gone over the edge.
I see where your kids came from, it's fighting for the right to see too.
"I will protect NAMBLA by any means possible."
Hey Kids! I've got some snacks for you right here in my tights.
Despite Michael Lohans best intentions, popping a boner at the wrong time didn't help his cause.
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When Batman is chillin' he just likes to hang out
the DUDE! abides...
"It's Britney bitch"
Moistiest, you should definitely win this one.
Busy fighting for custody rights, Batman accidentally unveils his own Dynamic Duo
Holy Bulging Tights!
The sign may not be well hung but Batman apparently is!
So this is what Batshit crazy looks like
the DUDE! abides...
Michael Lohan ruins even this outfit, with a shelf of fanny pack over his nuts.
Batman.... He's so Nutty!
Batgirl so deserved custody of Batboy
"As a stay at home dad, I wanted to be Iron-man instead, but my cord didn't reach."
At his funeral after mom was rewarded full custody, the pastor reminded the congregation that Batman did not possess the ability to fly.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
If it worked for K-Fed, it can work for Batman
SPOILER ALERT: Preview of next years Darwin Award winner
Seriously. Maybe this is WHY you're not getting the visitation you so desire!
When Michael Lohan attacks
Batman's Goo Gun could be part of the reason he lost custody
Yep, thats what happens to your dick when you stick it into poison Ivy!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Same Bat Ledge
Same Bat Splatter
Somewhere in Gotham, a child is very glad the judge awarded his mother full-custody.
Bob just didn't seem to realize this *wouldn't* help his custody case.
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I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
"I'm sorry Mr. Duff, but you still have to pay for your daughter's 21st birthday party."
Jumping is your only option after seeing Maggie Gyllenhaal's ladyparts.
Holy codpiece, Batman! That's why you can't see your kids, genius.
This wasn't what Papa Joe had in mind when Chestica asked him to put on some spandex and get high.
With Robin takin on a new persona (nightwing) Batman needs to reaccess his position as a Big Brother
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
Submitted by -ohmy- on August 28, 2008 - 1:18pm.
LOVE IT!!! ahah!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Quit "Robin" me of my 15 minutes of fame!
Christopher Nolan begins filming the third Batman installment where Gotham is now overrun by the GAY Mafia!!
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
Well, with those tights, he ain't gonna have any more kids! _____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Ok serious question - are those his nuts sticking out on the left side??
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, NUT JOB!