Friday, August 29th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 28th!
This wasn't what Papa Joe had in mind when Chestica asked him to put on some spandex and get high. - Nikki Lamb
Runners-up:
Solange told me that the "basement voice" advised this would be a winning look for today. Suddenly, I'm not so sure. - waywhiteboyj
Somewhere in Gotham, a child is very glad the judge awarded his mother full-custody. - herroyalflyness
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Submitted by DUDE on August 28, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Hope he doesn't fall on his "hard times"
HA AWESOME!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
The Dork Knight.
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
"Steve, this is Mike over at the White House, Can you get Cheney or Rove over here right away. The Presidents gone batty again."
Batman: "I swear I'm gonna jump if I don't get full custody of my bat babies!"
FBI Agent on walkie talkie: "Whoa, hang on there, Batman. Let's not do anything rash. Easy, easy. But, before you jump, can you just clarify--It says 'Super DADS of FATHERS for Justice.' Now, does that mean you're a grandfather? Because, I gotta tell you, you can't always fight your kids' battles for them."
Hope he doesn't fall on his "hard times"
the DUDE! abides...
Nothing says “Mentally competent to see my kids!” like dressing up in a Batman costume and hanging from the side of a building.
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
Insert obvious Tom Cruise joke here.
Batman's twin brother, Bullnutsguy, never carved a niche for himself and couldn't even fool people when he put on his brother's suit.
the DUDE! abides...
My lawyer told me that when I go to the support hearing to wear a hat, I thought he said "dress like a bat." The ex got everything.
Even superpowers can't save you from being ordered to pay your bitch of an ex-wife alimony.
Submitted by Stoney on August 28, 2008 - 1:58pm.
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Is it bad that I clicked on that? Somebody needs to start that website!
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Tommy Girl: I DUDITZ!!!...I mean BATMAN!!!
Submitted by herroyalflyness on August 28, 2008 - 2:01pm.
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Good one!
Sotney - you too.
I wish I could find five minutes to comment but someone keeps setting off the fire alarm.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Not a caption--but is batman wearing a fanny pack??
Dude, look, the kids are right under your fanny pack.
yes that is Michael Lohan in the bat costume but don't let the banner fool you--not only is he whoring himself out but he gets to wear something that shows his 'man marbles'
next week he'll be whoring himself at the new Speedo store
Oh my God, mix-up at the superheroes changing rooms!! Batmans wearing Mooseknucklemans tights! Gasp!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
How many times do we have to tell you, John Mayer? It's still only going to be $200.
Et tu The C word AND El B.???
Like a knife to me heart....
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Dear... um... Sir,
Your message would have had far more impact had it not been for the bulging nutslip. Thanks for trying, though.
The Fathers of Gotham
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Michael Lohan stages a "wing in" in protest of his being called a FAMEWHORE.
On the other side of the street is catwoman and her banner "Mothers 4 Maybe If You Hadn'T Been A Prick In The First Place You Could See Your Brats"
with the byline "Fighting For Your Right To Keep Your Kids Away From That Tramp"
www.mothers-against-whores.com
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Live from the U.S. Capitol, Secret Service Agents try to calm a distraught Dick Cheney after he watched the Democratic Convention.
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
Uh oh, I think I see a cell phone strapped to his belt...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
*Crackle* " Batman wants to see his kids, hes excited, a bit too excited to see 'em, best send Iceman, 10-4, over"
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Solange told me that the "basement voice" advised this would be a wiining look for today. Suddenly, I'm not so sure.
Well first, Batman has to pay his child support.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Christian Bale wants to see his kids, ok, but when his mother wants to see him...*KAPOW*
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Dad, is that you???
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Nice try, Balthazar Getty!
*Crash*...*Pow*..."ARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!"...*Thud*
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
The real reason the police were called to Christian Bale's hotel room.
(Hi ElB! Sorry Clarisse!)
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
Adam West's Codpiece Runneth Over.
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
It's Britney bitch.
Making daddy proud, one ill fitting, bulge enhancing, childs batman costume at a time
Take a wild guess which side he 'dresses' on!! Damn, not only that i can see he's Jewish!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Michael Lohan's response to Sam Ro's MySpace response to Michael Lohan's response to Lindsays' response to Michael Lohan's response to White Oprah's...