Afternoon Crumbs

I'm not sure you can even call that a camel toe anymore. It's like...painful...and I bet she buys stock in yeast infection medication...

Your face!

Submitted by Mick on August 29, 2008 - 9:52pm.
Re: Uhhhhh, honey, when was the last time you read that someone was interested in CoCo's or Shauna Sand's "mind"?

Twats that those two epitomise are nothing more than slits to be filled.

And please READ what I just said, k? Especially the last line.
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K. 'ere we go...

"Women will never be "equal to" men".

Especially not when David Duchovny is nekkid with his dick in a coffee mug.

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Jenny Talia - Cameltoe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulsYneNJmnM

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Do you have any logic to back up that statement or is it rather just some feeling in your gut?

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Uhhhhh, honey, when was the last time you read that someone was interested in CoCo's or Shauna Sand's "mind"?

Twats that those two epitomise are nothing more than slits to be filled.

And please READ what I just said, k? Especially the last line.

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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

Submitted by Mick on August 29, 2008 - 8:10pm.

OMG, another twat trying to make a name for herself.....

This is yet another reason why:

1) Women will never be taken "seriously" by men

2) Women will never be "equal to" men.
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Do you have any logic to back up that statement or is it rather just some feeling in your gut?

OMG, another twat trying to make a name for herself.....

This is yet another reason why:

1) Women will never be taken "seriously" by men

2) Women will never be "equal to" men.

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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

Nice high beams Christina.

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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Love you Christina. Always have, always will.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Katy Perry is an asshole and a poseur. She looks REALLY uncomfortable with the woman touching her breasts for the plastering, but she has capitalized on a (rather terrible) song about kissing a girl? She makes me want to vomit. Can't stand these sensationalist sorority slut types. Good cause or no.
And I am not even going to start talking about Coco's Temple of Poon. I'm just not.

That camel toe makes my TWAT ache...

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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Ice t ex wife, the one that posed on the the cover of his albums, still looks banging and in much better condition than this Coco skank, For someone who prides himself on being a pimp he sure did not upgrade his woman at all.
http://darlene-ortiz.com/index2.htm

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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.

Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease.
Assume the position and get back down on your knees.

You could use CoCo's panty pudding to bake bread. Seriously, they gotta be enough yeast all up in there...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

....re: Coco......OUCH!!!!!.....her pussy must be tough as nails!....damn, girl!...

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

sooo NICE to scroll down and wash the Micheal Lohan ugly with the cleansing powers of class, style, sophistication, and a dainty crotch <3

it actually looks like shes growing BALLS!
N-A-S-T-Yness

I feel so sorry for Coco's vagina. I mean seriously that looks painful.

I fucking love Brandon Flowers now. Finally a singer that doesn't have to be a raging liberal or a country conservative. He is like most of us, down the middle and he isn't trying to ram his politics down our throats. He should have slapped the interviewer, what an ass for not respecting his request to not discuss it.

I just don't understand how anyone can think Coco's look is sexy. Not the curves (real or fake), but the fact that she tries to stuff herself into garish clothes that are waaaaaay too small.

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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss

Interesting. Clicking on the Chris Brown link locked up my browser. I guess I wasn't meant to look at that.

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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss

I wonder how long CoCo will keep "modeling"?

"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader

So when is Monistat 7 going to get COCO as their spokesperson? My own vagina cringed when I looked at that picture.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

katy perry is a homophobic piece of poo that needs to throw herself of a building hard
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

Yesterday, I dedicated a song to Jodie Marsh. I should have waited 24 hours for MK to post that pic of Coco's loco.

"she's got a catcher's mit clit split"

Jenny Talia - Cameltoe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulsYneNJmnM

RE: Chris Brown's shirt - Does it mean he will kill us if we don't vote for Obama? Or does it mean he will kill himself if Obama doesn't win?

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Yucky! Coco, that is your husband's binness!

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Don't dream it... BE it!

1. That thing has a life of its own.

2. Fed up with Brad Pitt.

3. Who cares about the rest.

Submitted by Hekki on August 28, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Maybe CoCo's butt isn't implants.

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Aw, Hekki...that's so sweet that you think her butt is real.
I think it is as fake as Michael Jackson's face.

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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...

Maybe CoCo's butt isn't implants. I used to smush my baby's tushie and it would do that thing CoCo's butt does.

And another nice thing I can say about CoCo is that she's not a skinny little board. She has major curves and meat on her bones. While it's a bit much for me, I can understand why men would find her attractive.

I see now that in the same way huge breast implants will rise up to a woman's collarbone when she raises her arms, so too will enormous ass implants end up on the small of your back when you do skank squat thrusts.

Thanks CoCo. You learned me good.

Vabrownid1 hahahahah that movie is so freaking hysterical!
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i bet coco has to soak in some bleachy water to get those pants unsunctioned from her twat...

she must own stock in vagisil with all the tubes she goes through on a daily basis...

and can you imagine sitting down on any thing after she's sat on it first? you'll wonder what ws that crusty/sticky stuff you sat in...

that's all i've got for coco...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on August 28, 2008 - 2:39pm.

Ashley Tisdale is truly fug. She has to be the luckiest girl in Hollywood...for the sheer fact that she's ugly and untalented, yet famous.

Well, I'd like to add a couple of names to that:
1 Jess Simpson
2 Ash Simpson
3 Paris Hilton
4 Nicole Ritchie

I'm sure the list could go on and on...

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I demand you take J.S out and put in Carrot Top

Jess can sing ABIT, ABITTT!!!!. And she's not that ugly, i'd give my left ball to fuck her. Paris i can't even see a TINY Bit of Hotness, And A.S i fucking hate after seeing her show. She's a Miley Cyrus in a 20 year old body, AND FUCK FUCK FUCK, her husband screams douche.

It's not camel toe, it's moose knuckle.

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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.

WOW! Brad Pitt looks like Woodie Harrelson in King Pin.

Now THAT is a real camel toe. Coco is still white trash and her crotch reminds me of what a chimpanzee's swollen vagina looks like when it's on heat. Eww.

Anyway, are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie trying so hard to emulate Johnny Depp and her girlfriend now?. They try too hard to be different and edgy and unique and whatever. To me, these hillbillies fail miserably.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

OK, I've got a huge boner looking at Coco's pictures. That means I'm gay for sure.

How many times have I told you ELB? Pink is not yer woman's color.

the DUDE! abides...

As a female, I would never wear anything so tight that it would bruise my "very sensitve fun spot". She must use feminine spray full of novacaine.

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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Ewwwww! Those pics of CoCo. Is that pic of her in the swimsuit/underwear supposed to be a turn on?

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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."

Coco just oozes class doesn't she?
Well, she oozes something I'm sure.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Coco's cameltoe reminds me of American Psycho Don’t just stare at it, eat it.

me too drama, that was NSFA (anyone)
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"

DAMN YOU PEOPLE TO HELL! I hadn't clicked on the Coco link until you all had to keep running your mouths about it. My eyes! MY EYES!!!!!!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

The squatting photo of Coco in that link is truly bizarre. It looks like somebody split a flesh colored basketball in half and glued it to her ass. Freakish.

Two drink!! Supodoodle doo? :o)

AHHHHH! Thats where Bin Ladens been hiding!

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Poor Coco. She must hate getting dressed in the morning. It's an art to be able to show the bagina through clothing. But if you can take your gaze away from the camel toe, she does have really muscular thighs.

So now, Pitt is dressing like a 70s gay porn star.

Christina Ricci's nipples don't offend me. Real and perky, what's not to like? Certainly more understated than Jodie's recent Dlisted pic.

Who in hell is that pink platypus?!??!?!?

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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

Oh and that Ashley Jizzdale bitch makes me wanna punch her too. I don't even know why she's famous...or is she?

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El Dude/Walter'08

ELB - What up, Slut? LOL, I didn't notice the many uses. I have been enlightened.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

I used to craze over anything that read Brad Pitt back when he was respectable in my eyes. Now every time i read Brad Pitt I wanna punch something.

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El Dude/Walter'08