Would You Hit It?
Teri Hatcher is looking sexy hot! The Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe Diet is really working for her! For serious! It's the Queen King of Pop working it in an Ann Taylor Loft blazer and pajama pants at the Planet Hollywood Hotel in Las Vegas last night. I think we finally know what happened to Bubbles. Jacko is wearing him on his head. Honestly, couldn't Raquel Welch fix Jacko up with a wig that doesn't look like Little Richard's merkin?
That being said, I'd hit it in a pool filled with Jesus Juice. Well, a hardcore slut likes variety and isn't afraid to try new things. All you gotta do is close your eyes, hold your breath and do it for the sake of your slutty reputation.
P.S. - Click here to see what Jacko would look like today if he didn't eff up his face.
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That dead Puerto Rican in the living room is more life like then Jacko.
HA! Elbastardo.. that's funny!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
his chin is like cocos camel toe
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by mike on August 28, 2008 - 2:03pm.
LOL! I got one yesterday "Paris Hilton's vagina disappears..."
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by snowpiece on August 28, 2008 - 3:10pm.
OMG I have those pj pants! I got them at the RL outlet and I wear them when my Auntie Flo comes over. WTF is wrong with you MJ.
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*mumbles* Stupid aunt flo.. she always tries to run down my leg.. I mean, she's my aunt for christ sake.. Perv!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by snowpiece on August 28, 2008 - 7:10pm.
OMG I have those pj pants! I got them at the RL outlet and I wear them when my Auntie Flo comes over. WTF is wrong with you MJ.
Single?
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by oklahoma on August 28, 2008 - 3:08pm.
LCT, You're right, Macully is totally in th shower at MJ's house.. *sends over gift basket of bubble bath* Awe, i'm so sweet!!! *tinkles*
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Did you ever see that mock phone conversation between Sanjaaaayyaaaa and Michael?
"Your voice is as smooth as a nice glass of Strawberry Nestle Quik! Ahehehehehehehheehehehehehehehhe!"
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I'd hit it with a 12" dildo.
Seriously, he (it) looks like a Halloween decoration.
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
OMG I have those pj pants! I got them at the RL outlet and I wear them when my Auntie Flo comes over. WTF is wrong with you MJ.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I swear if he was wearing pegged jeans I would've thought it was Katie Holmes!!
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
LCT, You're right, Macully is totally in th shower at MJ's house.. *sends over gift basket of bubble bath* Awe, i'm so sweet!!! *tinkles*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on August 28, 2008 - 2:58pm.
He's nervously picking his own fingers.. He's went doodie... I soo know this look!
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
*ahem*
Sorry, I shouldn't have sent those pictures.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by oklahoma on August 28, 2008 - 2:53pm.
LCT.. Uh you forgot one
5) that's totally Macully Culkins body
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Where, on his bed at home?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
i was sure it was Kathie Holmes til i saw the jammies
I thought it was Katie-bot at first glance- looked to see if pants were pegged. Surprised MJ hasn't discovered lucite heels yet - it would only add to his look
Apropos of nothing, I just got a spam email with the subject line "Paris Hilton's Vagina Bites Mailman!"
punch him in his chin bagina and his real face will fall out his ass!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I thought that was a wax person. No
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El Dude/Walter'08
looks like Joan Collins on her way to the clinic for a colonoscopy.
Lock it back up in the crypt, whatever it is.
I looked at the picture and first thought it was Mrs. Tom Cruise.
Would You Hit It?
Not with a 10 Foot White Glove.
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
he seriously couldn't fuckin put on a pair of real pants??? what the fuck! and that depiction of what he'd look like had he not screwed up his face is insane!
save a heart, break a penis.
I can't believe you brought up merkins!
My friend and I were just talking about having a Merkin Fashion Show the other day. How awesome right?
I find myself unable to look away from this photo. He looks like he's added a beard by painting dots onto his chin with a sharpie. Un-bel-ievable. He never ceases to amaze me. *shudder*
SHARPIES! Not just for chola eyebrows!!
I am so pissed! Opportunity lost!! I live so close to the Planet Hollywood hotel I coulda hawked a loogie out the window and watched it land in the King of Poop's nylon wighat. If I'd have known he was there, I woulda.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
He's nervously picking his own fingers.. He's went doodie... I soo know this look!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Okie!
Come over to my house! I'm turnin all the lights on and watching reruns of Our Gang to ward off this vision!!!!
We, the he-man woman-haters club...
promise not to fall for this Valentine’s business...
because girls are the bunk.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
I knew someone who dressed like that but he was 82 and senile.
And it doesn’t matter if I want to hit it or not; I’m an adult female so MJ wouldn’t be interested anypedo.
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
He looks like a Scottsdale soccer mom going out to meet "the girls" at TGIFridays.
I wouldn't hit it with your dick!
LMAO. Hit it? Is it alive?
LCT.. Uh you forgot one
5) that's totally Macully Culkins body
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on August 28, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Wish he'd give my dad back his 1982 dress shoes.
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Oh my! Those loafers are dead tired!!!
I'd never get near enough to hit it. He'd be running from the room like a 7 year old screaming about girl germs.
First PJ's to court and now to clubs? I'd hit with a spatula, take the tip of his nose off again.
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What the heeeelllll....
Let's play Point Out The Obvious
1)He's still wearing pyjama pants in public with a suit jacket over one of his son's t-shirts
2)His injury has once again magically healed itself until a more convenient time for him to be incapacitated
3)He looks like Elizabeth Taylor
4)He must have one hell of a good conditioner.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Am I going to get in trouble for this?
He's so thin!! I think he's been pooing A LOT.
He's sporting The Rachel, for fuck sake.
That picture of what Jacko would look like if he didn't turn into a woman looks like they superimposed 1980s Michael on to Bill Cosby. And here I thought it was only the chinese that all looked the same.
Wish he'd give my dad back his 1982 dress shoes.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
No, I would run from it.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Seriously MK! That shit is gonna make me sleep with the light on tonight!!! (and tomorrow night!)
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Why won't this crazy child fucker put on some goddamn PANTS?! Is it so fucking hard? He wears jackets...why can't he slip on something thicker than a fucking page of a Bible?! Disgusting!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I wonder if he bleaches his asshole?
truly a sad little monkey-boy. He belongs in jail, where known pedos go. blech.
Sure...with a sawed off shotgun
OMG, MK, this is the first time I heard, seeen this.. YIKES! Hold me tight, I'm a curl up in a camel toe.. *heads to Coco's house*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 1:42pm.
I was laughing at your comment btw. I don't know what it is either, but I'm sure it has privates.