Maybe The Food Is Good?
Bijou Phillips skipped on down to jail yesterday to bail out her half-sister, Mackenzie Phillips. Mackenzie is in jail on $10,000 bond because she tried to get heroin and coke past security at LAX. Mackenzie turned Bijou's ass down, saying she didn't have any money to pay her back and just wants to sit in jail.
Mackenzie knows what's up. If she allows Bijou, a Scientologist, to bail her ass out, she'll go straight to Tommy Girl's detox center. In three months, she'll be wearing pegged jeans and bottle-feeding Leah Remini's 4-year-old daughter. What's worse? Sitting in jail or listening to Leah Remini speak? You decide.
TMZ has a few more details on Mackenzie's arrest. While going through security, Mackenzie set off the metal detector. A TSA employee started to pat her down, but Mackenzie became weird and wouldn't cooperate. They sat her down and that's when balloons and baggies of the bad shit fell out through her pant leg. Okay, maybe Stepford Katie's pegged jeans would have come in handy in this case. But this case only! The TSA also found 34 syringes in her bag.
After she was arrested, a police officer performed a strip search and found her arms covered in track marks. She was asked if she had Diabetes and she responded, "No, I am healthy except for my drug problem." Mackenzie should have used the Tatum O'Neal excuse instead of admitting the drugs were hers. She should've said, "Um....I'm researching a part. The movie is called 'The Tatum O'Neal' story."
Here's more of Bijou and some lady outside the jail yesterday. I think I bought my first joint from the lady Bijou is with. Her name was Bea and she smelled like Hamburger Helper.
UPDATE: Bijou bailed Mackenzie out this afternoon! She'll be in Tommy Girl's clutches by dinnertime!
Bijou looks PISSED! Mackenzie was DUMB though, she shouldn't have freaked out like that, she has a really BAD drug problem...
Your face!
Oh thats sad,I thought she was clean,I hope she gets help.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She was sober for over 15 years... I thought
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The war isn't working.
Here come the scientobots..to get Mackenzie... in a minute she'll be at the celebrity center starting level 10... Danny will pay for her.... ugh another one bites the barley water...watch
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The war isn't working.
You KNOW your religion is bad when crack addiction looks like the lesser and more reasonable of the two evils.
I knew Bijou was fucking insane, but she's also a Scientologist? Damn. How's she going to up the ante on the Tommygirl level of weird?
As for their special cures... run away, MacKenzie. You're about five seconds from Tom Cruise offering to let you stay with him for your special expensive thetan-cleansing... I mean addiction treatment. You'll vanish for two weeks, then reemerge blank-eyed, grinning and singing his praises.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
Wouldn't you do drugs if you were the only Phillips daughter who looked just like Papa John?
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
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“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
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I didn't know Bijou Phillips is a Scientologist...wtf?
Tsk, she should have used the BLOhan excuse. "Uh, those aren't my jeans." Duh.
And when did Bijou become a P$ychotologist??
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Submitted by stake_spike on August 28, 2008 - 7:01pm.
Bijou Phillips is a Scientologist? WTF, when did that happen?
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I concur but i am not surprised one bit
And Bijou's gonna be all like "Where the fuck is Chynna? Why do I have to do everything around here?!??!"
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And Chynna will reply, "Bitch please. I'm a whole damn country in Asia. You ain't nothing but a rock."
She has the bucks to pop Sis out of the can but she can't buy a purse carry her ciggies?
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And Bijou's gonna be all like "Where the fuck is Chynna? Why do I have to do everything around here?!??!"
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
I guess Bijou had nochoice but to Bail ouy Mackenzie. Her scieno brain implant was telling her she must obey and bring Mack to Tommygirl,"Yes Master".
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Bijou needs some bangs up in her 8head situation right about now. She's not respecting the sexy...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Those scienos are such a happy, happy people! Her facial expression says it all.
Well, these news made my day! A normal person rather stays in jail, than goes to Scifag rehab!
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Bijou Phillips is a Scientologist? WTF, when did that happen?
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Submitted by mharker on August 28, 2008 - 5:08pm.
If this were Lindsay Lohan, everyone would be giving her crap for it, and yet people are sympathetic toward Mackenzie Philips. I'm not saying they shouldn't be, not at all, but it's strange how some celebrities "suffer from addiction" and others are just called coke whores.
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Mackenzie is beyond being called coke whore.
She's battled drugs since the 70's. I remember watching a show on Rock n Roll daughters a few years ago and it showed her sober living in PA with her family. No idea what happened that she fell back to using.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
LOL @ DUDE: yuppers...they could both do a couple lines off that ginormous forehead!
Bradiful - mystery meat for sure! I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10 foot pole. Tues would be fasting day for me. LOLZ.
M.E. on August 28, 2008 - 5:26pm
hahahahahaha...
Mystery meat, yummmmm...
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I thought Scientologist's couldn't smoke???
I heart that she smokes P-Funks tho. That is some gangsta shit right there.
yeah, I'd also rather chase that dragon into senilehood than get bled by Scienos
Bradiful - don't forget the jail SOS (shit on a shingle)served in CA jails every Tuesday. WOOT!
M.E. on August 28, 2008 - 5:19pm
I think I would to.
Barley Water vs. Orange drank and Bologna sandwiches.
Nope, Bologna wins every time, TEAM JAIL!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
The reason Bijou bailed Mack out is because half the stash was hers.
Did Mackenzie actually think she was going get away with smuggling this shit? Idiot.
Just do what Blowhan did. Go to rehab, pretend to be contrite, and spend 2 hours in jail.
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Bradiful - I'll take jail over Scieno's ANYFUCKINGDAY!!!!!!!
nvm.
Hmmmm, Jail...or...$cieno's...
It's a tough call.
But Mackenzie made one.
I don't feel sorry for her, being caught the way she was and the place, no sympathy from me.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
What's with the hairline that starts at the crown of her head?
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 28, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by M.E. on August 29, 2008 - 7:04am.
John Phillips is a sperm slut.
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Fuck me M.E., you took the sperms right outta my mouth!!
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LOL.
"From what I'm learning here, Mackenzie hasn't really been show a life without addiction. I hope she can pull her shit together."
If this were Lindsay Lohan, everyone would be giving her crap for it, and yet people are sympathetic toward Mackenzie Philips. I'm not saying they shouldn't be, not at all, but it's strange how some celebrities "suffer from addiction" and others are just called coke whores.
Submitted by M.E. on August 29, 2008 - 7:04am.
John Phillips is a sperm slut.
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Fuck me M.E., you took the sperms right outta my mouth!!
OK that fat chick in the bathing suit is making me ill.
Mackinzie Phillips is so 80's who gives a fuck, where is Amy????
Micheal K is AWESOME! I laugh everyday because of him! Thnks a BUNCH!
John Phillips is a sperm slut.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 28, 2008 - 4:58pm.
OK here's the deal. It's a little too complicated for me.
MacKenzie Phillips is the daughter of John Phillips and and his first wife, Susan Adams
Chynna Phillips is the daughter of John and Michelle Phillips
Bijou Phillips is the daughter of John Phillips and Geneviève Waïte, a South African model
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Sounds like he's got swimmers like Kfed.
"I'm overdosing on stupid names here. Why not just name her "Jewel" or "Crystal" instead of "Bijou"? Mackenzie will always be a SURNAME to me, just like Tatum will (when I first saw "Paper Moon" as a kid I thought her name was Tater). Fuck these people."
For what it's worth, her first name is actually Laura. Mackenzie is her middle name, and lots of people use surnames, especially family names, as middle names.
Mrs K.,
That'll make for an awkward Christmas dinner!
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OK here's the deal. It's a little too complicated for me.
MacKenzie Phillips is the daughter of John Phillips and and his first wife, Susan Adams
Chynna Phillips is the daughter of John and Michelle Phillips
Bijou Phillips is the daughter of John Phillips and Geneviève Waïte, a South African model
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Maybe Bijou's "friend" is actually her CO$ minder.
That is the complete downside of letting your addictions control your life. It sucks being hooked on drugs, man.
I do hope thos junkie woman doesn't end up fucked up extra by the scienos.
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how does bijou have money?
i hope mackenzie doesn't trade heroin for barley water..
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
My husband and I were watching "The Cleaner" last night and it was about an FBI agent who while undercover became addicted to smoking meth.
My husband askead me "What does it feel like? Is it really that addicting?"
He was totally shocked by the answer.
From what I'm learning here, Mackenzie hasn't really been show a life without addiction. I hope she can pull her shit together.
The ho with Bijou looks so dead in the eyes. It really creeped me out.
I feel Tommy Girl making a statement about him getting her the *right* help in 4,3,2...
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Mrs. K - thank you for clearing that up for me! ♥