There's A New Fat Pussy In Town
I'm a sucker for a BBP (big beautiful pussy), so when someone sends me shit on one, I have to post it. I would get a BBP of my own, but this is a strictly dickly household. AnyFOPA, remember that fat bitch Princess Chunk? Well, a second fat cat has found its way to the same shelter Princess Chunk called home for a few days. Meet Shamu, a 35-pound male who was found roaming the streets of Camden looking for a two piece and a biscuit. Shamu was living in an abandoned house for a few weeks.
The HBIC of the Camden Animal Shelter said, "He looks to be in pretty good shape other than him being grossly obese. When you look down at the cat, you can't even see his feet." Shamu won't go on a media tour like Princess Chunk. Not for at least a week anyway. The shelter is giving Shamu's owner enough time to claim his chunky ass. If they don't, he'll be up for adoption!
Princess Chunk may also find himself up for adoption again. The family who agreed to adopt him is now upset with the shelter for a couple of reasons. They don't know why it's taken so long for an adoption contract to be drawn up. They are also claiming Princess Chunk only weighs 22 pounds. When he was brought to the shelter, he weighed 44 pounds.
Hmmm....why would they be upset by Princess Chunk weighing 22 pounds instead of 44? Oh shit! They're going to sell him to the cat butcher! Or maybe they already made a deal to put him on "Celebrity Fit Club."
Thanks Pretty Poison
funny- every cat I have seen running around Camden looks one foot in the grave. This had to have been a domesticated cat and not a ferral one. So weird to see Camden written about here though on any level...lol
Kirstie of the feline world.
What an adorable cat!
I hope he finds a good home and a responsible new owner.
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love that pic, its hilarious
Submitted by Calcbunny on August 28, 2008 - 9:33pm.
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Hey,I live in Camden County!
Berlin Township.
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Submitted by Calcbunny on August 28, 2008 - 10:03pm.
I used to live in Camden County...and I was born in Camden..If I still lived there I would have adopted both of those Whale cats. I think they are sooo cute. I used to feed cats in Camden when I walked to classes at Rutgers....maybe I made them fat!
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Where do you live now? Are you looking to adopt?
CAN WE GET PRIVATE MESSAGING UP IN THIS B.I.????
Submitted by jussayin on August 28, 2008 - 9:43pm.
....your cat probably thinks you are Terrence Howard LOL....
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LOL! i'm looking at him right now and he has a dirt road around his butthole, his hair is very light color so it's pretty obvious. Terrence Howard time baybay! Come to meeee! He sees baby wipes and scurries like a little punk. ...freaking fatso...
I used to live in Camden County...and I was born in Camden..If I still lived there I would have adopted both of those Whale cats. I think they are sooo cute. I used to feed cats in Camden when I walked to classes at Rutgers....maybe I made them fat!
I love my Bozo too much to let him get this fat. I would worry he would get so sick there is nothing they could do for him and I would lose him. It would break my heart.
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Submitted by gyeah on August 28, 2008 - 9:06pm.
I follow his ass around the house with baby wipes and he HAAAAAAAAATES ME, screams and yells like a big fuck
....your cat probably thinks you are Terrence Howard LOL....
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Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease.
Assume the position and get back down on your knees.
Submitted by jussayin on August 28, 2008 - 9:28pm.
I wonder if that kitty washes his paws before he eats...and sings a little song.
a normal cat should be able to wash its own ass with its tongue, if your cat cannot do this, then it's too fat!
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Mine can't, he gets dingleberries and starts running all over the house and licks his tummy because that's as far as he can get his neck to bend. I follow his ass around the house with baby wipes and he HAAAAAAAAATES ME, screams and yells like a big fuck
I wonder if that kitty washes his paws before he eats...and sings a little song.
a normal cat should be able to wash its own ass with its tongue, if your cat cannot do this, then it's too fat!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease.
Assume the position and get back down on your knees.
Submitted by Cinna on August 28, 2008 - 5:45pm.
I will send you guys a pic real soon! Make sure you are sitting down for this!
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Excellent.
I'll scan a picture of my chunky bunky and make it my avatar for awhile.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 28, 2008 - 9:14pm.
Have you ever heard one howl? Sound like someone stuck an over-charged cattle prod up its ass!
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HAHAHAH no! never heard it. Let me youtube that, now i'm curious. Love your siggy.
I knew that cat couldn't couldn't way no 44 pounds. I have a cat that is 24 pounds and Princess Chunk always looked smaller than mine :) I will send you guys a pic real soon! Make sure you are sitting down for this!
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Submitted by gyeah on August 28, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Maine Coons are the shiznit, always wanted to have one, or a Ragdoll.
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Have you ever heard one howl? Sound like someone stuck an over-charged cattle prod up its ass!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 28, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by Stoney on August 28, 2008 - 2:35pm.
ITA. My kitty weighed in at 27 pounds but ... he's a Maine Coon. Maine Coons are hefty cats because they are bred to hunt and kill racoons. In fact, at 27 pounds he's considered small for a Maine Coon.
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Maine Coons are the shiznit, always wanted to have one, or a Ragdoll.
i am also the proud owner of a 22 lb fat fuck. Love him to def. He was fat as a kitten so i guess he's just big boneded. Hearing about Princess Chunk made me worry about the thyroid thing. Should probrably have his fat ass get a blood test.
Submitted by mahaatma on August 28, 2008 - 6:12pm.
....you should not overfeed your cat because fat cats have urinary and other problems.....that said, my 20 lb. Garfield will not lose a pound no matter how much I restrict his (specially formulated for fat cats) Prescription Diet cat food...he's just a big, fat beautiful pussy because that's what he's supposed to be, I guess...
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Try and put his fat ass on the Catkins diet. That's what I'm tryna do with my 20 lb. lil' fat fuck...Yeah, there's high protein, low carb catfood out there cuz that's how us felines roll. You whores start feeding us sketti and puttin' grains in our shit, we gonna get fat just like you human whores. Think about it.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
...my Garfield will try to trip me constantly if I dare put his food up like my vet says to do...he will not allow it and I can't take his abuse...
Submitted by ocd can be good on August 28, 2008 - 3:05pm.
(I've had him 12 years now) who weighs 26 pounds and is a compulsive overeater, even though I try to remember to keep things off the counter.
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....you should not overfeed your cat because fat cats have urinary and other problems.....that said, my 20 lb. Garfield will not lose a pound no matter how much I restrict his (specially formulated for fat cats) Prescription Diet cat food...he's just a big, fat beautiful pussy because that's what he's supposed to be, I guess...
Submitted by Stoney on August 28, 2008 - 2:35pm.
ITA. My kitty weighed in at 27 pounds but ... he's a Maine Coon. Maine Coons are hefty cats because they are bred to hunt and kill racoons. In fact, at 27 pounds he's considered small for a Maine Coon.
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My lil' portly tiger cub likes hummus! Freakin' hummus! What kind of carnivore eats hummus??? For shame, Lil' pussy! Next he'll be listening to Moby or some shit.
Anywho, I WANT SHAMU! (No, not for the reason you think...I lurves me some fat pussy! They're all cuddly like...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I taught I saw a pissy puddy tat...I deed I deed!
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It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
MY home is strickly dickly too. 2 yappy Maltese (I AM Sooooooooo Gay) Kendall Jackson and Andrew Jackson. I am off pussy...Gotta admit that the handler has manly hairy arms however.......
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Is the water in Camden full of industrial-strength feline growth hormones?
Two ginormous gatos from the same area; amazing.
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Oh man. I live in the Camden area, and now that I know there are two of these cats around, I'm going out to look for the inevitable third grossly obese cat.
That pussy looks pissed!!
"No kitty, it's MY pot pie!!"
Submitted by ocd can be good on August 28, 2008 - 6:05pm.
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awww.. Lumpy. that's cute
One of my cats was a stray who was starving when I took him in. He'd been eating nothing but garbage. I guess he never forgot that time as Lumpy will eat anything. He'll eat salad, cereal, pasta, whatever. You cannot leave left-overs in the pot or food for the other cats around. He's this very happy cat of unknown age (I've had him 12 years now) who weighs 26 pounds and is a compulsive overeater, even though I try to remember to keep things off the counter.
That man is being unnecessarily familiar with that pussy.
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
"this animal is no longer on the brink of death, we want a refund" sooo weird!
Oh wow! And my vet wants me to put Cleo on a diet because she's topped 12 1/2 pounds!
Is this one of Petey's crack cats all rehabed and gorged?
"Meet Shamu, a 35-pound male who was found roaming the streets of Camden looking for a two piece and a biscuit."-KILLIN' ME MK ;->
fat cats are boring, how about an Orangutan reciting the works of Shakespeare, now that would be something to write home about...
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Stoney - I totally agree. I see shows where the moms are on TV blubbering about their 200 pound 6 year olds saying it's all in their genetics and it's not the parents' fault, waa waa waaa, then hands them an Oh Henry to shut them up.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
"He looks to be in pretty good shape other than him being grossly obese."
Hahaha, when I read that, in my head I basically hear, "He looks alright, considering the fact that he's fat as a whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale and more out of shape than your Grandma!"
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I agree with you Stoney.
The family who agreed to adopt him is now upset with the shelter for a couple of reasons. They don't know why it's taken so long for an adoption contract to be drawn up. They are also claiming Princess Chunk only weighs 22 pounds. When he was brought to the shelter, he weighed 44 pounds.
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So the shelter's stalling on giving Chunk to his new family? Why? And is it also trying to pull a switcheroo -- how can a cat possibly lose 22 lbs in such a short amount of time?
Stoney ~ I agree with you. Pet owners need to be responsible for the health of their pets.
Letting ANY animal get that obese is irresponsible.
I agree, Stoney. It's a prepackaged fast food world. Parents have to be vigilant about monitoring what their kids eat. There's really no excuse for pets. The don't talk back!
Health reasons excluded, of course.
@stoney..Word..
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I know I'm going to piss off some chunkies in here, but that owner should NOT get that cat back. It is CRUEL to overfeed your pet. A cat does NOT get that size on its own! I feel the same way about people. It makes me so sick to see an obese child running around and the parents giving him junk food. CHILD ABUSE! Ok, perhaps they are just ignorant, but you can't tell me that fat kid's doctor didn't tell the parents to quit feeding him lard. I saw these kids on Dr. Phil one time and one of the moms was like "I can't control what she eats" and Dr. Phil's all "does she drive? does she have money to buy food? does she stock your pantry? No? THEN YOU DO CONTROL WHAT SHE EATS!" Fucking idiots! Uh! That same woman was being investigated by the CPS. Flame away, fuckers!
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OK, fat cats are cute until it's just damn unhealthy. I'm glad this little fella got on pretty well on his own, but his new family really needs to get him to the vet and find out a good diet plan for him.
OTOH, my kitty is a skinny bitch with all her claws intact (I used to have such pretty hands before I adopted my cat). I swear she was a pinup girl in her former life, because she loves to sit with her front paws crossed with her eyes squinted in the most beautiful smile. :)
@QC..Word...
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Submitted by gucci on August 28, 2008 - 5:25pm.
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Shamu is from the streets of Camden! LOL
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Bradi / Miss Priss!
Your stories reminded me of this...(note: empty bladder first and have sound on!)
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I love his little mouth being open like that. Roar!
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