There's A New Fat Pussy In Town
I'm a sucker for a BBP (big beautiful pussy), so when someone sends me shit on one, I have to post it. I would get a BBP of my own, but this is a strictly dickly household. AnyFOPA, remember that fat bitch Princess Chunk? Well, a second fat cat has found its way to the same shelter Princess Chunk called home for a few days. Meet Shamu, a 35-pound male who was found roaming the streets of Camden looking for a two piece and a biscuit. Shamu was living in an abandoned house for a few weeks.
The HBIC of the Camden Animal Shelter said, "He looks to be in pretty good shape other than him being grossly obese. When you look down at the cat, you can't even see his feet." Shamu won't go on a media tour like Princess Chunk. Not for at least a week anyway. The shelter is giving Shamu's owner enough time to claim his chunky ass. If they don't, he'll be up for adoption!
Princess Chunk may also find himself up for adoption again. The family who agreed to adopt him is now upset with the shelter for a couple of reasons. They don't know why it's taken so long for an adoption contract to be drawn up. They are also claiming Princess Chunk only weighs 22 pounds. When he was brought to the shelter, he weighed 44 pounds.
Hmmm....why would they be upset by Princess Chunk weighing 22 pounds instead of 44? Oh shit! They're going to sell him to the cat butcher! Or maybe they already made a deal to put him on "Celebrity Fit Club."
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I have two fat pussys roaming around my house right now. Lazy bastards! And one of them has bulimia...no lie...she gorges on food and then proceeds to throw it up. Then has the nerve to give me this look like, "clean it up bi***"
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this cat looks as though he has some major attitude! like his name though!
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
Submitted by Thornhill on August 28, 2008 - 5:23pm.
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I was about to say the same thing, lol.
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So instead of eating pussy; he's a pussy that eats. I can respect that. _______________________________________________
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Grrrrrrrrrrrr! See, now I am all cranky now. I had warm fuzzies that Chunk found a forever home, but they apparently just wanted their 15 minutes of fame. Chunk is not as OBESE as you would like?? Bitches!!!
Salem13,
It is extremely unsafe...but...if you are the kind of person that abandons your pet, you are not too worried about it's diet...
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slow news day much ?
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"YOU LOOK DOWN AND CAN'T EVEN SEE HIS FEET"...ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT THE CAT OR KIRSTY ALLIE??
shamu looks pissed off...must've missed his 2 piece and biscuit lunch...
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I know! Mine hides my hair ties too!! The I find them under stuff all raggedy and wet from kitty spit. Gross
My cat also wakes me up at 5AM every fucking morning cuz he likes to sit on the window sill and look at all the birds flying by and he starts brushing up against the blinds and makes a big fucking ruckus
Oh and I LOVE your new avi. The Pitt used to be so hot
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He looks like he wants to eat the person taking the picture.
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Miss Priss on August 28, 2008 - 5:15pm
That's what I say to mine, little fuckers, sleep on my stuff, wake me up when the food is low, not empty, LOW and hide my hair ties.
MEOW!
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I love that face! Don't hold him back! He's got snackin' to do.
In human form he would resemble that ginormous heffa off to the side in the ads section. With a little fur and no opposing thumbs he can stay. If his name was Gerald and he lived with his mama he'd be on the first train to Byeandneverreturnland.
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I love my Brangelina like I love my stilettos...Hot, sexy, and a pain in the ass.
Forgive my ignorance for I know nothing about cats, but isn't that unhealthy?
If the animal shelter tells you, your cat is "grossly obese" wouldn't you do something about it? Poor cat looks uncomftorable.
Princess Chunk and Shamu should hook up.
Hahhahaah that fat pussy's mean!
My kitty's getting fat too. All he wants to do is eat eat eat and sleep. What a life he has...fucker. lol
I love my kitty
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El Dude/Walter'08