"I Pledge Allegiance To His Money..."
My one true idol, Camille Grammar, and her sugar bear, Kelsey, showed up at the US Open to watch a bunch of neon balls being hit around. I think that's what they do at the US Open. In my mind, this is the most strenuous thing Camille has done all fucking month. Believe it or not, but being a trophy wife is not all roses and blowjobs. In between your duties of shopping, bitching about the help and sucking limp dick, you have to attend boring events with your meal ticket. I feel for Camille. She would rather be at home, laying on her mink comforter and ordering everything from HSN while downing custom made Bagel-fuls. Sorry, I'm all about Bagel-fuls this morning.
While Camille was in the ladies room, adjusting her diamonds, Kelsey sat next to the queen of all queens Aretha Franklin. He also couldn't stop staring at her magnificent chichis. They are pretty magnificent. I think Kelsey is trying to figure out if her chichis are coming or going. Aretha should have competed in the US Open. Aretha just has to get on the tennis court, show off her magnificent chichis and those tennis balls would automatically sprint in the opposite direction.
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I want to see the video of Aretha getting out of that chair!
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DAYUM SHE FAT AS HAYELL! SHE CANT EVEN FIT HER HAT! HOW U SO FAT YO HAT DONT FIT? LMAO
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Frasier wants to motorboat the b'jeezus outta that mess.
Love you Aretha, but we are concerned about your health.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
This is where Bunny draws the line, y'all.
Miss Franklin is the Queen of Soul.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me
She's a legend, she's an icon...YES. YES. Say it. She vas my...BOYFRIEND.
OK, carry on.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Submitted by filthy cute on August 29, 2008 - 1:02pm.
I'm guessing Aretha's open thighs area smells like steak tartar, diabetic piss, and bankruptcy.
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ha haahahahahaha!!!!
I just got in trouble at work laughing REALLY loud!!
Submitted by filthy cute on August 29, 2008 - 12:02pm.
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Holy crap, your avvie is supersweet!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
How the hell is she fitting in one seat? And someone PLEASE let her know about the wonders of breast reduction surgery; seriously, I don't know how she can stand upright anymore...
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I'm guessing Aretha's open thighs area smells like steak tartar, diabetic piss, and bankruptcy.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
I saw that Camille chick in some soft~core porn on like Skinemax or Showtime or some shit.
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i think aretha is sitting on his wife..
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 29, 2008 - 7:07am.
hahahahaha. I was thinking more of her 3-seat girth.
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
Aretha needs some chili cheese fries.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Sheeps on August 29, 2008 - 8:58am.
How'd you like to pay good money for a US Open seat, only to find it's next to Aretha?
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It'd be like sitting next to a Jean Nate' Fart Factory.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
How'd you like to pay good money for a US Open seat, only to find it's next to Aretha?
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
trophy wives definitely look good hanging off the arm of some old geezer, but kelsey looks down right euphoric staring into re re's enormous titty pillows...camille cannot top that...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
===================She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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Submitted by MaryAnne29 on August 29, 2008 - 9:43am.
Goodness gracious, Aretha, if you've got it flaunt it but knees together, please.
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I don't think the girth of Aretha's thighs will allow her knees to go together.
Aretha was not in Denver for the Obama lovefest?
Goodness gracious, Aretha, if you've got it flaunt it but knees together, please.
She really is not young so why do people give her a hard time? Its not like hes pulling a Marilyn Manson , James Woods or Bruce Willis. Dont hate on her just cuz she still looks good.
Camille looks like she's made of wax. Like the Botox hardened her face. She better watch it or she won't be able to give blowjobs no mo'!
Thanks sparky! I'm not anywhere close to MK's level, but it's something I strive for.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
I hope there was a fully charged defibrillator nearby.
Aretha's bosoms have their own ZIP code.
Aretha's bosoms have a second job as an aircraft landing area.
Aretha's bosoms won eight Olympic gold medals.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Aretha has more chins than Chinatown
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I'm always so disappointed he doesn't have Sideshow Bob hair.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Christine The Hoff ~ I'll be waiting with my leopard mankini.
Oh Impertinent Vixen, sooooo funny. Nearly as funny as Michael K:) I'm figuring with Kelsey sitting next to the soul queen, not a lot of elbow room or leg room. He's about to get squished.
stockbroker
when I win the lottery, I will send for you.
on topic, those are the biggest titties I've ever seen, that are natural.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I love Aretha but she could hook it up better than that. Her weight is her issue...she knows she's big-bonededed but find some shit that ain't gonna ride up your legs. And the color. Pepto. Ugh.
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Think I am heading to the gym, just to be a trophy wife. But till i am 30, that way I can get the really old like 90 something and be sure they will die.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Aretha's hat doesn't really match her pink outfit
(but I guess when you're Aretha you can do and wear whatever you like)
---yeah, y'all prolly didn't even notice she had on a hat - Kelsey didn't, either, apparently ~hahaha
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I am totally amazed by Aretha's breasts. They are enORmous.
I LOVE every post in this thing so far. Y'all are FUNNY this morning!
That's not the pledge of allegiance. She's checking her implant and he's palpating for another heart attack.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
From the thumbnails, it looks like Kelsey is trying to be sociable. "So, Ms. Franklin. Are you a big tennis fan?" But Aretha doesn't want to be bothered. "Uh huh. Yeah... I like tennis." {{Who is this honkey and why is he talking to me?}}
The funniest thing is that she had a kid with a surrogate because they didn't want to screw up her pussy and she was too lazy!
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Camille is the first person I ever heard discuss IBS and it's all I think of when I've seen her since
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I want to be a trophy husband for some mega rich cougar.
Aretha...I love you darlin' but you really need to lose some weight and take better care of yourself.