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Here's some truth to that gerbal story. When I lived in Juneau, Alaska back then one night us girls were having a girls night out, but our friend Norma (a bank mgr.) was late---WELL, (this was before cell phones); her boyfriend who worked for a medical supply co. called and told her about this crazy story his L.A. medical supply friend had just called and told him re: Richard Gere just came into the hospital to get a gerbal removed from his anus.---NO SHIT---We thought it was a stupid LA joke and disregarded it, until less than 24 hrs. later it was all over the news.

Yeah, heard it in Alaska thru Med. Supply employee from LA---What the hell kind of supplies did the doc/exterminator need?!

He could've just shoved a Boa Constrictor up his ass. You can tell that guy does not like girls; or anybody except himself.---I wonder how many pet stores he owns? Totally true story. He's mean to gerbals.

Hell Yeah!! I got my 4.9 on the 31st and my neighbor's 20yo nephew, who's visiting from Mexico, made me his slut for about 7 hours! yes!!! yum, yum!!

"The More You Know, The Less You Need"

Damn Richard Gere was sexy! Still is for a guy who gets a senior discount at McD's.

....waiting on the world to change =)

I was never into Richard G., but he was pretty hot back then and he still is for being almost 60. He is sexy if anything...

Submitted by TT99 on August 31, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Does anyone else see the gerbil in the background?

...do you mean the gerbil in the rear?
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.

"sending Richie a b'day Habitrail*

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.

Submitted by Alex222 on August 31, 2008 - 4:50pm.

Me neither. Does anyone else see the gerbil in the background?

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"I like to think of myself as handy-capable" - Theodore Bagwell

I never found Gere even remotely cute.

KUDOS to the "After Dark" magazine cover MK ,THE 70s gay entertainment nightlife NYC gossip mag. \

"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton

I also think Richard Gere is sexy sexy. I was hooked with Officer and a Gentleman. Then I went and watched American Gigolo. I'm sitting her watching Unfaithful right now. I never believed the gerbil bullshit

I love that picture of Dick. And the pink sweater....oh the pink sweater!
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People are crazy and times are strange.

Submitted by Dr. Dick on August 31, 2008 - 11:42am.

Stallone had a penile implant, I met the man who sold the products, and it's true.

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No shit??? Rambo really can't get it up? Hahahahahaha!

Shake your love, I just can't shake your love! Shake your love, I just can't shake...YOUR LOVE!

Your face!

Submitted by christine the hoff on August 31, 2008 - 11:35am.
omg,fatmartha is so handsome. I saw her profile on I'mafunnybitch.com not sure what kind of relationship she's looking for.
" grabs fatmartha's boobie"
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ROFL. Just now saw that. You silly slut! <3

I just saw CTF profile on BigGayAlsSexSlaves.com -I KNOW what kind of relationship she look for on that site?!

xoxo
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Well, since we are doing old covers:

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8777/gsmonthly8ge.jpg

Even in this pic, Richard is massaging a gerbil in his pants.

The lines between sex and society are so blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://societysex.blogspot.com/

happy birthday Van Morrison!!!!!!!

Izod sweaters...designer jeans...tortoise shell sun glasses...Armani suits...Benz SL ragtops.Say hello to the one man who made all those items MUST-HAVE.American Gigolo was the signature movie for men who would come to be known as METROSEXUAL.

I Love Richard Gere. He was a hot mofo and still is....this bastard has been on some of my favorite movies.... Internal Affairs, An Officer and a Gentelman, Pretty Woman, Final Analysis (yep, I know I am probably the only one who liked it), PRIMAL FEAR, First Knight, Red Corner, Unfaithful, Chicago..... I even forgive him for Shall we Dance and the other caca he has....

I personally don't think the gerbil story is accurate, just rumors...____________________________________________
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Aphid!

that is hilarious....what I find funny about the gerbil story, is everyone "knows someone who worked in the Hospital".....on BOTH COASTS.....cracks my ass up....

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Cause I'm not sorry, it's human nature
and I'm not sorry; I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me
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Debbie Gibson (38)

ACK!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S13fuTcLasU

Richard Gere, meh, he never did a thing for me....

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

oh i can appreciate his American Gigolo days. the only reason you all think he's gay is bc there's not story after story of him pokin' some new broad every week. and during the "gerbil days" he could have had anyone in H-wood he wanted.

...but don't stop believin'!

I met a guy who owns a bar in Long Beach, who told me every year he'd go fishing in Montana with a bunch of dudes, some of which were semi-famous or whatever, and once on the flight out there he was sitting next to a guy and they started talking about random stuff and the subject of rodents came up for some reason, my friend says, "hey speaking of which, here's a funny joke" and tells a Richard Gere/gerbil joke....turns out the guy next to him WAS Richard Gere. He got up and sat in another seat in a huff. D'oh!!!

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"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "

CTH

McCain was afraid of having the closet case, Charlie Crist as his running mate.....lol......so between the Mormon (Romney, the Fag (Charlie) he choose a female Dan Quayle.....If this doesn't show his rapidly excelerating senility....

And I don't mind senile Republicans so much. Nancy Reagan was the best president we ever had that wore Adolpho.....

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Submitted by Dr. Dick on August 31, 2008 - 11:42am.

Stallone had a penile implant, I met the man who sold the products, and it's true.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

Submitted by mike on August 31, 2008 - 9:19am.
Submitted by Dr. Dick on August 31, 2008 - 10:16am.

Seriously, is there any evidence about the gerbil thing?

The story I've always heard is that it was a rumor started by Sylvester Stallone out of professional jealousy. So, no.

Some things everyone needs to know about Sarah Palin

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That's cold Sly. However, there is also a rumor that Stallone had to have a penile implant. I wonder who started that. About Palin, there was not much compelling evidence on that link. People should just focus on her inexperience and the fact that she used to be a fucking beauty pageant contestant.

omg,fatmartha is so handsome. I saw her profile on I'mafunnybitch.com not sure what kind of relationship she's looking for.
" grabs fatmartha's boobie"

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

Newportjoey
how I hate that gun toting hilljack.
At least Mcsame has shot himself in the foot with her.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

How does MK decide who has honour of having their picture grace the Birthday Sluts?

Does it operate on a sliding scale of fame?

I would have preferred to have Jeff Hardy to be honest. When I was a teenager, I used to love sitting down and watching men hit one another with ill-placed furniture.

If the wrestlers aren't allowed to hit each other with folding chairs, ladders and wheel chairs, then why do they keep putting them under the ring?

Seems a little counter-productive to me.

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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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@Bernie: *does the off-topic dance wiff you*

If only my college-student budget would allow me to travel, I would SO go there. *sighs* Unfortch, it does not. So instead I am stuck in Central Illinois until further notice. (Might be studying abroad in England or Oz next year!)

Someday, though!
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When FatMartha pees the bed
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Don't return her calls bloop bloop
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My very FAVORITE RUMOR TODAY....Sarah Pahlin is actually the GRANDMOTHER to Trig...Her daugther got knocked up and they took her out of school for 5 months as mono.......

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 31, 2008 - 11:56am.

yeah, angel....where've ya been? You haven't missed anything during the weekdays, but at night it has been fun again....good to see you!
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O yeah - and I went to Montreal for work:) I love it there, actually. I stay where it's Old.

(Happy returns to you too, bernstar!)

Good to see you too, hunny:)

O but I missed LOTS! Michael Lohan's bald faced liesm Angelina got tired (boohoo!) and Christian Bale's sphinctor???anus??? ...So confusing that one...And O. MY. GAWD. was David Duchovny funny? It was but you guys took that shit to a nother level...but those were nights, weren't they...?

Anyway - it's been pretty entertaining. I would have one too many sips of wine and try to explain it to someone...and ya'll were still funny! Ha! (Even tho the person would be, like, so..these are people on the internet bashing celebs for no particular reason...?...I'd tell them: Not NO REASON, silly! Becuz we hate them!)

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WARNING TO THE OFF TOPIC POLICE: This is an off-topic post.
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 31, 2008 - 11:29am.

Hiya sugar!!! I did, indeed, see whales in Alaska (humpback whales, not orcas -- which, as I learned on the trip, orcas are actually dolphins, but classified as whales because of their size), and bears, too! (In Juneau, there was a bear eating salmon, looking like a NYer eating a hot dog on the corner...it blew my mind...)

I took over 100 pics, and my best friend took 200, so I'm going to wade through them and post a link to the photo album.

If you do go, I would make the following recommendations:
(1) Go on a cruise. The all-inclusive price makes it worth it. (Though the excursions, with one or two exceptions, are unnecessary) VacationsToGo.com has THE best prices. Plus, on the cruises, there are coupon books that are free, which can get you a full suitcase of souvenirs for under $100.

(2) Go in June or July. August is a VERY rainy month. On the plus side, aside from the coupon books, many of the stores have 50-75% off sales, as they all close in September and must get rid of their inventory.

As for the pic contest...yeah, I definitely agree, but at the same time, at least I've got worthy opponents in the top row. Some of the pics on there were CLEARLY taken by bar-band groupies and I think I would be angrier than anything if THEY were beating me. (Still, I wanna win! And I keep my promises...I win, I buy an ad...!)

Thanks to all who voted! (hint: if you have more than one e-mail addie, you can use ALL your e-mails to vote for me!)

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@Hysteria: I read that thing that Mike posted too. Scary stuff. I know as much about politics as a 2 year old, but that crazy ho is enough to make me want to vote for Obama when I wasn't going to vote in the first place.
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Don't return her calls bloop bloop
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yeah, angel....where've ya been? You haven't missed anything during the weekdays, but at night it has been fun again....good to see you!

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Cause I'm not sorry, it's human nature
and I'm not sorry; I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 31, 2008 - 11:41am.

Howdy doody angel_i .... what in god's name is your avie?? Is that Vadge with a peenor!? HAHAHA. AWESOME.
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Heidi Ho! Thanks for asking. It gives me another opportunity to say that it's Madonna's big cock and her big hairy balls! Madonna as I see her:)

I left a little note - and I saw that some lovelies (Sensimina, DAE, letinstar - that I remember) said goodbye too so I figured it was all good...

I've been lurking a little too - fun, fun, fun - I felt like a thirteen year old sneaking in a game of Mortal Combat when I'm supposed to be checking my emails;p

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Mike, thanks again for the article on Palin. i've been plastering it all over. Whatever respect i had for McCain is gone. Poof. This religious extremist Bimbo wants to outlaw all your birth control, girls. Think Dark Ages. Don't be afraid. Get angry and vote.

Submitted by mike on August 31, 2008 - 9:19am.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/29/163234/559/495/579213

On topic.... I love that Gere played "Stony De Coco"! Haha!

Doesn't it seem like Van Morrison should be older than that?

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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."

Howdy doody angel_i .... what in god's name is your avie?? Is that Vadge with a peenor!? HAHAHA. AWESOME.

People were asking where you had disappeared to. I dunno who they were but I'm sure they'll be happy to see ya back. :]
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When FatMartha pees the bed
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Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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Hola, Bitchez!

I am Breathless!

Whatever happened...?
To Tuesday and so slow
Going down the old mine
With a transistor radio
Standing in the sunlight laughing,
Hiding behind a rainbow's wall,
Slipping and sliding
All along the water fall, with you
My brown eyed girl,
You my brown eyed girl.

....Sing it, Mrs. K!

Happy happy:)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
If you ain't gots nuthin nice to say - come hang with us!

@Bernie (again): HMPH! YOUR photo is much better than those others. You should win!
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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Michael Phelps?!
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

Bernie! <3 How are you darling? I am soooo jealous that you got to go to Alaska. Did you go whale-watching and all that fun nonsense!?
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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Hi all!!! Back from Alaska and had a great time...hope everyone is good!!!

Happy Barfday to all the Barfday sluts.

And, I agree PSL...let's send out positivity and healing to the New Orleanians, and all the residents in the Gulf Coast who may be affected by the TWO hurricanes coming (Gustav and Hannah).

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Hi MrsK! It's a marvelous time for a Moondance, don;t ya think?

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Me myself and I, that's all I got in the end
That's what I found out...And there ain't no need to cry, I took a vow that from now on I'm gonna be my own best friend
-Beyonce

Good morning PSL

And when you walk
Across the road
You make my heart go
Boom-boom-boom
Let it all hang out
Baby, let it all hang out
And ev'ry time
You look that way
Honey chile, you make my day
Let it all hang out
Like the man said: let it all hang out.

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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.

Do you remember when we used to sing sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah?
Just like that.

Happy Birfday, Van Morrison

We are not worthy.

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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.

Hello darlings. :]

Happy bday, Richard Gere, you hot old slut. I'd give him some viagra and then hit it, for sure.
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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