Morning Wood

Axl Rose needs to go away ASAP. He was barely tolerable in his prime but now he is just insufferable. Guns and Roses without Slash is like the Bulls without Jordan.
And who the Hell wants to bang Kelly Osbourne?

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Re Tim Gunn. Doesn't he look like a cryin' talkin' livin' walkin' bobble headed doll??

Jesus man, get some shoulder pads and some platforms built into those suits!

"Skins, rastas, whores, hookers, Cliff Richard even!
Everybody everywhere,
Stop snogging and pay attention to me!"

The Young Ones and Cliff Richard
"Living Doll"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OsL6HLyCqM

Aw, I love Tim Gunn and Project Runway and his other comments about Cindy McCain, Michelle Obama, etc., I could agree with. About JA, it seemed a little unfair. And a little unclear. Desperate? In what context. And how exactly do her clothes reflect this. Boring maybe but all we ever see of her are paparazzi shots of her running errands or whatever. Who dresses for that? Anyway, TG needs to talk me through this and decode the secret language of her clothing bc I do like him and would love to know what in the hell he's talking about.

She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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Aniston's not desperate. Courtney Cox post-"Dirt", on the other hand...

Tim Gun had an obvious hair transplantation. Who is desperate balding pepaw now?

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Raise against $cientology - Sep. 13th worldwide protest - Also in your city.
http://forums.enturbulation.org/176-september-13th-protest/

1. Eva Herzigova's smile scares me. It is very gummy!

2. Cameo is still the s*it! "Candy" is a much better song though.

"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader

Jen's hair are all frizzy and dead. Where did all the shine go?

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Raise against $cientology - Sep. 13th worldwide protest - Also in your city.
http://forums.enturbulation.org/176-september-13th-protest/

Nahhhhh...a pussy drink being represented by a real pussy? It's a match made in douche heaven!

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Smirnoff Ice could do way better than Douche C GAYter.

Rumer Willis as one of People's Most Beautiful People, ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I had to read that sentence like three times. I thought maybe I was taking a test for a second and had to answer true or false. And then that smug photo of her next to the article. I wonder if she really thinks she is one of America's most beautiful. Ugh. Her ego is probably as big as her chin.

DebFrmHell on August 29, 2008 - 1:38pm

OMG, it's been forever since I've heard that.

♥♥♥♥♥♥'s to all the sluts, my office is just about empty, I manning it alone.....

*gets ready to do desk dancing on everyone else's, cranks up radio*

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Pudge needs a man-hands nudge!

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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 29, 2008 - 10:49am.
I don't know who Tim or Tom Gunn is (I already forgot his name and I'm too lazy to scroll back),

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he's an attention whore, that's who he is...

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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 29, 2008 - 10:52am.
@Mrs. K,
I am on my back hoping for a drive by effing....
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Please I do that every night!
Pudge doesn't seem to get the hint. He's like "Mmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder who's on Letterman tonight. Hey, babe, go find the TV Guide, would ya? Oh, and get me a beer."

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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...

This guy must be a loon because one of the things you absolutely cannot rag on Jennifer Anniston about is her wardrobe choices. I mean the bitch can dress!! And the fact he used the words "desparate" totally shows he's a loon and def "Team Angelina". If he's so smart why can't he at least come up with something a little more ummmm......ORIGINAL???

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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!

@Mrs. K,
I am on my back hoping for a drive by effing....

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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

I don't know who Tim or Tom Gunn is (I already forgot his name and I'm too lazy to scroll back), he looks alittle waxy to me. And I don't really like Jennifer Anniston but he should really mind his own beeswax about who's desperate and who isn't.

Ladies,
whatcha doin' on your back?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trHRiFzduW0

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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...

TO MRS. K AND BRADI!

THese guys I saw in concert in 1971! With Emerson, Lake and Palmer...unadvertised $5 to get in and excellent!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92tzDtUT22o

((hugs and waffles all around))

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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Mrs. K ♥♥♥ I do....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuyS9M8T03A

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

BRADI♥

MARRY ME!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iknEJf9cPeY

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Submitted by speakit on August 29, 2008 - 10:22am.

Oh, come on now. You just like his codpiece.
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Dial L for low

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Submitted by speakit on August 29, 2008 - 10:20am.

I think she's a mensch, THAT is why I like her.
My BFF's sister met SJP and her hubby at a Democratic fundraiser and she said they were both adorable, sweet and down to earth.

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Ok, this is now the old school dance video thread,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5lIYpV8b54

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 29, 2008 - 1:18pm.
and one of MY personal favorites

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKmtsN_gzMM

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Oh, come on now. You just like his codpiece.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 29, 2008 - 1:13pm.

I think the fact that she lives in NY and NOT LA speaks volumes.
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I think so too.

I remember seeing her on Jay Leno, I think, talking about her first trip to a Target. She was excited about how much cheaper trash bags were. It was endearing.

and one of MY personal favorites

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKmtsN_gzMM

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oh we oh we oh
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Submitted by speakit on August 29, 2008 - 10:01am.

I think she seems very 'real'. As much as a celebrity can.
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I think the fact that she lives in NY and NOT LA speaks volumes.
But then again, I think NY is the center of the universe.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 29, 2008 - 1:00pm.
For Mrs. K and everyone!

This should jump start your afternoon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFZ8fiEPLCg

Word bitches.

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I've listened to it three times now.. and that's still not enough.

@TDM..Why by the cow...

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Most of what you worry about, never happens..
http://www.myspace.com/akathornhill

Hmm... I don't know who this Tim Gunn is and I don't care. But the J"ennifer Aniston is desperate" crap is old. This dude needs a mental checkup, because I don't see desperate in the way she dresses, anywhere.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

Submitted by speakit on August 29, 2008 - 12:01pm

Oh shit! May she is Sandy Claws...bwahahaha, how hilarious would that be? I know I already love her because her Bitten for Steve and Barry's clothing is awesome and inexpensive (not cheap! frugal!)...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein

"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

Thats ok SpeaksIt,
I love the other 90% of your black little heart...LOL.

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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 29, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by speakit on August 29, 2008 - 11:05am

I love SJP, because I think she's sefinitely not conventionally pretty, but has that mischeivious sparkle in her eye, her genuinely warm smile, and even her witch mole is awesome. She just seems authentic? Is that what I'm going for?

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For a minute there I thought you were describing Santa Claus. j/k I think she seems very 'real'. As much as a celebrity can.

For Mrs. K and everyone!

This should jump start your afternoon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFZ8fiEPLCg

Word bitches.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Say it with me, Bradi...

This Dance Ain't For Everyone... Only The Sexy People

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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...

Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 29, 2008 - 9:44am.
Mrs. K, now that you mentioned Freakazoid, does anyone remember the cartoon that Spielberg used to make along with the Animaniacs? That was such a hilarious show...

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HAHAHAHAHA I hadn't until I googled the lyrics to Freakzoid and found a site about that cartoon!
Gotta love the Interwebs and the Information Age.

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Mrs.Kravitz on August 29, 2008 - 12:40pm

And No Parking On The Dance Floor.....
Holy hell, what a flashback.....

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Mrs. K, now that you mentioned Freakazoid, does anyone remember the cartoon that Spielberg used to make along with the Animaniacs? That was such a hilarious show...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein

"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 29, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Ooooh, SpeakIt,
You had my heart until the Jen thing...
Sincerely,
JenniloonieFrmHell

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Oh, okay. Now I have another reason not to like her. HER FANS ARE FICKLE. ;P

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 29, 2008 - 9:23am.
Should I even bother reading Celebitchy comments?
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Fuck, no, Bradi. Those women are freakazoids.

shake your body like you just dont care
i said im ready to be a freakazoid if you care
i said, shake your body like you just dont care
i said, be a freakazoid if you dare

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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...

I wonder if people get paid extra to bash Aniston? Does it look good on their resume? Does she wolf hunt with the wannabe VP or something?

Ooooh, SpeakIt,
You had my heart until the Jen thing...
Sincerely,
JenniloonieFrmHell

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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Re: Tim Gunn-Any man who refers to Kool-Aid Katie Holmes as sophistocated is not someone whose comments about fashion can be taken seriously. Christ, what is with the JA bashing? Did the woman run over someone's dog??

I still don't know who the fuck Tim gun is and Celebitchy is just as bad as justjared

Submitted by speakit on August 29, 2008 - 11:05am

I love SJP, because I think she's sefinitely not conventionally pretty, but has that mischeivious sparkle in her eye, her genuinely warm smile, and even her witch mole is awesome. She just seems authentic? Is that what I'm going for?
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein

"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

Tim Gunn is probably prematurely senile and didn't realize which Jennifer they were talking about.

Should I even bother reading Celebitchy comments?
Methinks Tim Gunn is now a People magazine employee.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.