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Tim Gun needs to look in the mirror. Lil pepaw in face are we??? Oh wait..Brad Pitt????

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Submitted by speakit on August 29, 2008 - 9:05am.

In reality, I'm not a harsh judge at all. Maybe I just don't like JA. Bad vibes or something.
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I know...we like to bash celebrities, so sue us, right? :)

I like JA's minimalist streamlined fashion sense, but I question her PR strategy.

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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 29, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by speakit on August 29, 2008 - 8:54am.

And that quote would have been more apropos if we were discussing Sarah Jessica Parker's appeal.
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AHA!!!!! I was waiting to see if you would go there. LOL :)
I think SJP is cute, but that's probably because I am a horse faced beauty myself.
With man hands.

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I don't know why but I DO think SJP is attractive. She's definitely not pretty but she's got that something.

In reality, I'm not a harsh judge at all. Maybe I just don't like JA. Bad vibes or something.

@Deb
thanks, my love...
I ♥ Harry Nilsson
RIP Harry :(

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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...

Submitted by speakit on August 29, 2008 - 8:54am.

And that quote would have been more apropos if we were discussing Sarah Jessica Parker's appeal.
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AHA!!!!! I was waiting to see if you would go there. LOL :)
I think SJP is cute, but that's probably because I am a horse faced beauty myself.
With man hands.

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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...

For Mrs. K!

I sang this song just for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SxwyH5ndHs

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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 29, 2008 - 11:49am.
@speakit
ITD
I think Jen is very attractive.
As my dead mama used to say, "That's what makes horse races."

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Really? well, beauty's in the eye...

And that quote would have been more apropos if we were discussing Sarah Jessica Parker's appeal.

@DebFrmHell

I may appear to be free
But I'm just a prisoner of your love
I may seem alright and smile when you leave
But my smiles are just a front

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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...

@speakit
ITD
I think Jen is very attractive.
As my dead mama used to say, "That's what makes horse races."
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...

OK, look at me, I am single, 30 and childless...I must be desperate...I need and Angie makeover like stat!
You fucking loons need pills.
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@Monkey Pox,
Hi there little girl, are you ready for school? Aren't you getting your masters?

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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

You know what? If Rumered infection Willis being in People magazine's "Most Beautiful People" list isn't enough proof that that shit is paid-off 'n rigged, then I don't know what is.

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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."

Wow, so jeans and a tank top is desperate? Guess that means I've been desperate for years, even though I have a boyfriend. Ya know, women don't need to have men to validate them, and neither do they need to have kids. That isn't what makes a woman a woman...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein

"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

@Thorny,
With Brad you get one of those wood flutes from the dollar store. It is kind of a why bother. I loves my girl, Jen

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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Jennifer Aniston gives hope to ugly women, that being fit, well coiffed and well dressed makes one attractive.

That was completely bitchy, yes, but DAMN SHE'S UGLY. If she was fat, with frizzy hair and wearing a tropically flowered muu muu, not one damn person would be saying, "But she has such a pretty face."

Thornhill - what's your excuse?

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Jesus H - you loons have enough Brange PR to talk about. Leave Jen out of it. She is neither poor nor I would imagine desperate. I don't care too much for her work but I HATE LOONS. She has more that your trailer park ass. Go wipe jack off to the idea of new W Mag pics and take a valium. Shut UP!!!! ENOUGH.

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DebFrmHell,
Educational TV! That's it! We are just learning how to better our relationship with man's best friend!!!

Snowpiece,
Well, that's ok. If we liked ALL the same things we would get bored with each other, stop communicating and soon drift apart...

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Brad told me Chinnifer doesn't blow the flute. That's why she's still single..

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Most of what you worry about, never happens..
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Shouldn't the headline read, "Demi and Bruce got Rumer another job"?

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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."

Jennifer Aniston does not dress 'desperate' what-so-ever. And I doubt she is 'depsperate' she is one of the highest paid actresses in hollyweird and she looks about 25, her body is BANGIN and she has not fucked it up by contributing to the overpopulation of this world. People need to lay the fuck off its not like she is an asshole or a slut, she does her own thing. Fuck just cuz someone is 39 and single with no kids does NOT make her pathetic, it makes her admirable to people like me and my friends who hate kids and want nothing to do with them. We are all about making money, traveling and living life, there is WAY MORE to life then diaper bags stretch marks and a loose vag. Sorry to offend but its offensive to those of us who dont want the 'typical american dream'. Having a child DOES NOT VALIDATE YOU AS A WOMAN, we can all do there is nothing 'amazing' about it nor does it make you a lesser lady if you dont breed.

Submitted by Thornhill on August 29, 2008 - 10:49am.
Rumer has the mandibile of a Brontosaurus.
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it's hopeless, innit?

we need icons MK! if we had some, i'd insert a crying one with a tissue box.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 29, 2008 - 10:40am.
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Don't forget the CHEETOHS, 24-pack Muffins from Costco, and MOM JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please stop hiring rumor to do anything other than clean the shit out of the lion cages at the zoo?

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

@Clarisse,
America's Greatest Dog is not a reality show. It is a training show so it is educational TV.

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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 29, 2008 - 11:23am.

Ha Ha Deb, you crack me up

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@Oxygen..It would have to be a fukken big screen..

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Most of what you worry about, never happens..
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That no-talent, mouth-whore Tim Gunn better shut his filthy, cheesecake trap. I hate it when these F Listers take a wack at my girl...

She dresses very simply and is classic casual. Thsat does NOT scream desperate to me. However, it does scream desperate for rating...

Sincerely,
JenniloonieFrmHell
Aniston + Stamos = Stamiston in 2008

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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Submitted by Thornhill on August 29, 2008 - 10:49am.
Rumer has the mandibile of a Brontosaurus.
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LOL...STOP IT. Don't you know that Rumer "Willis recently was named one of People's Most Beautiful People, and can currently be seen on the big screen in The House Bunny."
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Rumer has the mandibile of a Brontosaurus.

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Most of what you worry about, never happens..
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Oxygen : LOL as the music slowly builds and he lifts her veil to reveal..........OH THE HORROR!!!
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Rumer got a hand job? I KNEW she was a dude.

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Submitted by snowpiece on August 29, 2008 - 10:35am.
How old is freaking Tumerhead? How can she play a damn Army wife?
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Exactly. But then I imagined a scene from the show of her standing at the altar and army groom starting at the ground to lift her veil.

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Clarisse Ah ha, we have a lot of the same tastes but that's where we must part company because I am a slave to reality TV. ♥
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That's gold, Mel-Tang! Gold!

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Submitted by hotguy123 on August 29, 2008 - 11:10am.
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LOL! For the first time, the spammer may actually be right!

snowpiece,
No. I am allergic to reality tv.

(DebFrmHell, don't you say a word about AGD!)

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 29, 2008 - 9:40am.
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Mel-T, it sounds as though you have put some thought into it. Me likey!! :)

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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

Hef should park a tank in the driveway and launch a missile at that idiot next time. No jury would convict him.

Wow, don't any of you sluts watch Project Runway?
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Submitted by hotguy123 on August 29, 2008 - 9:40am.
==================She is such a cuttie.

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I think you were headed for an Amy Wino post and took a wrong turn at Albequerque, you empty caraffe of a melonhead, you.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Who on earth is Tim Gunn and why have i seen his wrinkly face two days in a row?

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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K

I think Tim Gunn may be desperate - all of a sudden he's running to the media like a Lohan talking crap about everyone and their brother.

I think the Phelps mania will die down quickly - there's always one Olympian that gets all the TV spots, etc., and then you never hear from them again.

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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.

==================She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ****** W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m *****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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How does someone like Tim Gunn get his own show?

D-Listed horz are a million times funnier AND more truthful. E! or Bravo should give us a show where we would just sit around and comment on stupid celebrities and the way they dress. The set could be a giant computer and the couches would look like keyboards. We coud drink margerita's and eat bagelfuls while we gossip. :)

MK, get a proposal ready!

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RIMADYL KILLS

Tim Gunn is the hawtness:
" No contest, Michelle,” he told Usmagazine.com at the Tide and Downy’s Fashion Care launch at the Empire Hotel’s Pool Deck in NYC Tuesday.

“She epitomizes class and American style,” he said. “She looks approachable.”

But Gunn thinks McCain needs a makeover.

“Cindy, on the other hand — with her button-down suits and blouses — looks like she’s duct-taped,” he told Us.

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Tim who?......anyway this guy is probably mad because he like the boys and Jen gets all the hot ones.

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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....

Isn't this the same dickwad panty-face that said Hilary Clinton is confused about her sexuality because of the way she dresses?

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

There going to need a special lense for the Enterouge cam's to capture all that chintastic mess.

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