She Played The Flute?!
John McCain has just chosen some chick named Sarah Palin as his running mate. She's the governor of Alaska or something like that. I don't know her deal. I think she's anti-anything fun. But that's not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about her beauty pageant past!
Sarah was Miss Wasilla 1984. She won second place in the Miss Alaska contest, but was voted Miss Congeniality. Miss Congeniality basically means you're homely but you smile a lot. Sarah played the flute during the talent portion. THE FLUTE?! It's Alaska! Shouldn't she have skinned a trout or danced with a grizzly bear? No wonder she lost. I did a quick search on YouTube, but couldn't find shit from the pageant. I'm sure shit will come up in the next few days.
And and I thought Heidi Montag was locked as McCain's VP?
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 30, 2008 - 10:10pm
Thank you just sayin'. I am still waiting for the qualifications..... I do have views but want to hear good arguments about her, not insults about the other party. I was just watching Fox News, to learn about her and all I got is that she wants to blast alaska to smithereens so that we can get some oil. She says the animals there will survive regardless of the intrusion... Ok.... how? ____________________________________________
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I think I did what you asked pretty darn well, thank you.
Outstandingly well!! ever since I was 3!!
Meanwhile, you still fail to test well on how to state a rational position without turning to personal attacks. Or even the Cap Locks.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 30, 2008 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by gladyslove on August 30, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Gladyslove to be fair the only thing of substance you said about this woman is that she is attractive. Not qualifications to be a VP. So, I would like to be swayed by your argument... what possibilities does she bring to the ticket?
...nowhere in this questions does it say malign Obama or rant about your own personal views about abortions. Calling someone a baby murdering liberal is not likely to be argument swaying...
would you care to try again in a rational, intelligent tone and position?
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@jussayin':
I get it, entirely...you are SO right - we have come so far...
I listened to Obama's speech and it struck me that he's the most charisma I've seen up there in ages. And he hearkened back to dreams we let go of long ago in favour of saving ourselves from whatever crisis (recession, in-house violence, war...) was befalling us next. It just doesn't make sense to me, all these worries, when we are so advanced - I'd like to get back to dreaming, if we could, of something special - ...
Before the politicos start yelling - I will admit I don't know a thing about politics or who is the best man for that job, I just know he spoke to the romantic in me. The part that wishes she didn't wish for an island.
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I believe he is the worst, most ill-qualified individual this country has EVER had run for our country's highest office.
...to say this about Obama while still dealing with Bush is truly eye opening!
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I ain't soft though, I'm from Brooklyn! I will cuttabeesch!
and angel_i, you get it! I am hoping change is not so completely blocked. Look at the many things that happened in the past even though people said it could never be! But we have to be the change we want to see!
People claim so many think of Obama like the second Messiah...need to ask themselves, why is it so many people would want a Messiah in the first place. It ain't my fault the world sucks big Bikram Choudhury megaton balls.
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Response to vanyvrgs:
The fact that Sarah Palin is attractive (in my opinion) is not of substance--it is purely a bonus. What she brings of substance to the position of VP and second in command is her character. It is her honest forthright "get it done" attitude that she has demonstrated. It has been on public display since she was the Mayor of Wassilla, then the Ethics Commissioner of Alaska Oil and then as Governor. She is immensely qualified in the things that matter; grit, determination, honesty and integrity. The fact that she is the mother of 5 should please the liberals who always spout that you can have a career and motherhood at the same time. She is FAR more qualified that Obama who is running as the President--what exactly has he ever accomplished except serving as the most liberal-voting Senator in the U.S. for 144 days. I believe he is the worst, most ill-qualified individual this country has EVER had run for our country's highest office.
Hopefully, Sarah Palin will eventually become our first woman president and inspire the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade, so every unborn child will be born. There is nothing more holy, more important than the sanctity of life--no matter how liberals try to jusify murdering babies, especially Obama who has stated 3 separate times that he believes in and voted to uphold Infanticide (how can this be) a man with two adorable little girls????
What kind of a human being is Obama? He has no core values--nothing, he is an empty man of average intelligence with no backbone. Listen to him speak, he never, ever commits himself to anything--it is always "on the other hand"
I believe in the basic decency of the human race--that most of us are good and kind and honest.I would also hope that Sarah Palin would uphold the tradition of marriage; between one man and one woman. She will keep our country strong by becoming independent of any foreign energy. We can drill for more oil, we can extract the huge deposits of natural gas off the North Slope of Alaska into the pipeline that is being built in Alaska and ship the gas to the mainland. Natural gas is absolutely clean and can burn in our cars for generations. Finally I believe she has the courage to continue to be the world's peacekeeper, to free the citizens of the world from the Saddam's and the Adloph's.
Whey do I say all of these things about her? Because I know women like her; my grandmother was that type of woman, determined, fierce, protective, smart and sassy. You know who they are, don't you? They are the ones throughout time who have risen to the top because they are intrinsically good and strong and they are the leaders, whether it is the matriarch of a strong family, or finally, finally as the leader of the finest country in world. God bless her!
Submitted by jussayin on August 31, 2008 - 1:56pm.
I'm not alone with my antisocialism either...
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Funny;p But I get what you mean. There's a wish that everyone would get it; get it that change means changing themselves too and that change requires consistent and conscious application. And then the realizaton that change is SO blocked on so many levels anyway it's hopeless. You don't have the money to get an island so you might as well vote and see what happens. Just like every other day.
PS. I want an island too. But I'd visit often - as long as I could get away...
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jussayin.. I think you're really a softie at heart! For someone who would prefer to be a hermit and considers themselves antisocial, you don't seem to mind interacting with people here. I'm not buying that negativity.. now chin up, turn that frown upside down and give me a hug.
Submitted by kate773 on August 31, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Wow. You must be loads of fun at parties.
....watching all the folk trying to blow themselves up, shoot each other, murder babies, and other dumb shit; I'm content to stay at home with a good book. I mingle with JQ Public enough at work!
I'm not alone with my antisocialism either...
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Submitted by Mr. President on August 31, 2008 - 9:17am.
I'd hit it.
I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers, too bad she's Repugnican.
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I hate the world and would be fine with most of these dumb twats blowing themselves to bits.
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Wow. You must be loads of fun at parties.
I'm not running and would never run for President, if it was up to me, yeah most of y'all could go fuck yourselves with a flute and then hang yourselves whistling Dixie. I would love to be a hermit, that's just me. I hate the world and would be fine with most of these dumb twats blowing themselves to bits. However I cannot be a hermit, so I'll try to live with it.
Obama cares, enough to risk his lives and his families lives. I don't see any hope of change with McCain. Maybe it gets worse before it gets better no matter what we do, but I am trying to keep my little bit of hope alive that there is a slim chance we could all make it better....
so I will vote Team Obama!
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Submitted by jussayin on August 31, 2008 - 10:47am.
So you spend a whole huge post scolding everyone for not caring enough or doing enough to change anything, and then sign off by telling us you would rather go off and isolate yourself from the rest of the world than do anything to change things. Yeeeah, ok. Great solution, thanks for the input.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 31, 2008 - 9:17am.
I'd hit it.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 8:46pm.
But if we want change we need a revolution, not just a new president.
...IF we want change, we need a president who believes in change, AND we have to want and believe in change ourselves. You have to work hard and sacrifice to get the changes that you want. One man is not a revolution, but supporting the one man who cares to make it happen might get the ball rolling.
I really don't believe America wants it...I think most of you are happy paying $4 gas, watching your sons and daughters die in useless wars, not having your children educated properly, having your health needs shitted on regularly, getting jerked over with your taxes and by big businesses, getting happy over a $600 check when the country is trillions of dollars in debt to Russia and China, no less....and all because you fear to lose the status quo.
If people really wanted change they would have stopped voting in the Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrinchesyears ago...they would have stopped voting for Bush....I really think a lot of people take joy in making the world such a miserable ass place to live! Happy to be racist, sexist, act like it's their perogative to tell other people what to do with their own bodies, who to love, etc. etc.
Who doesn't have the common sense to just see how awful this society is becoming? They got you hoodwinked and bamboozeled! Taking your money, taking the land, polluting the earth, and subjugating you and you take it like little punk bitches instead of trying to fight it. Stupid!
If I had Obama's money I WOULDN'T try to help or care about change, I would go buy a plot of land and be a hermit and leave you bitches to destroy yourselves. You can't help those who won't help themselves.
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I'd hit it.
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Haha! Me too.
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Submitted by paris herpes on August 29, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Devore, take a chill pill, it's a gossip blog for chrissakes! I don't come here to get depressed about the fact that I have a fuckin' MA and I'm temping and have been looking for work for months...I keep that shit to myself (well except for now, obviously). It's hard for EVERYONE! (except the rich but they can all go to hell!)...
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Tina Fey should be outraged, not the fellow posters on Dlisted! Bravo, Paris! She even copped similar glasses and hairdo!! I come for the dish and dirt, not for arguments and stress. That's why my job was created.
OT: McCain and Palin (any relation to Michael of Monty Python fame????)makes my head hurt.
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Roxie-
No, I think having a zillion kids is a probability thing. Call me crazy, but I just intuitively feel the medical community is wrong in assuming that being in your 40's and having a baby leads to more chances of birth defects. I've noticed these "studies" always come to the forefront at a time when the country grows more conservative, kinda like trying to emphasize to women that they better hurry up and have babies. Yes, yes, it sounds pretty much like a conspiracy theory, but my practical side tells me this is a fallacy.
interesting I bet it was really the daughter's baby, because of her mother's stance on abortion the girl had no choice
Submitted by gladyslove on August 30, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Gladyslove to be fair the only thing of substance you said about this woman is that she is attractive. Not qualifications to be a VP. So, I would like to be swayed by your argument... what possibilities does she bring to the ticket?
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Thank you for responding to my post. If you would like to have an intellectual exchange of thoughts on a current event; such as the naming of Sarah Palin as our next Vice President, I will match my intelligence and knowledge of current events and past history against your limited knowledge anytime. It appears that you have nothing relevent to "bring to the table" except your deep-seated anger and foul mouth to match.
Sayville! That's the name of it. Just mapquested it.
Did anyone also hear that there is a story going around that Palin, while pregnant, broke her water in Texas. She then gets on a plane back to Alaska to give birth to the baby. Some people are saying she was never pregnant and in fact it was her 16 year old daughter who gave birth to the baby. Another interesting fact is that she went back to work 2 days after giving birth. Also her daughter has missed alot of school due to a case of "mono". What I don't get is why is a pregnant woman flying to Texas after her 7th month. AND why did her water breaking in Texas not keep her in Texas to have the baby? I don't know about you guys, but when a lady's water breaks, the first thing you think of is to get to the hospital, not get on a plane. More info later.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 30, 2008 - 6:10pm.
DIET Coke?? And MIRACLE WHIP? *jaw drops* NO. It has to be Regular Coke with Hellman's Mayonnaise.
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Can we toss in some tiramisu and soft serve ice cream for good measure?
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Don't return her calls bloop bloop
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 9:23pm.
I was just there a couple of weeks ago. Can't remember where. Westhampton at one point to hit the beach and dinner, Blue Point another day and we also stopped by a town right next to Blue Point that begins with an S. We've been there before but for the life of me I can't remember the name.
Submitted by kate773 on August 30, 2008 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 9:16pm.
I take it you're a native NY'er? You sound like it in that post!!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 9:16pm.
I take it you're a native NY'er? You sound like it in that post!!
The funny thing is he probably knows where the best knishes in the city are. Let's just say he enjoys his food and he gets around alot.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 30, 2008 - 9:15pm.
AND don't forget the Big Red! yummmy
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OMG YES!! You mean the soda, right? Heaven on my tongue.
Submitted by kate773 on August 30, 2008 - 6:13pm.
the bf is in NYC.
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Yeah, um, could you get him to send me some knishes please? I'm out her in that god forsaken city, Seattle, and they don't know from knishes here.
Only salmon and espresso.
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I wonder if having the kid at 44 had something to do with the Down Syndrome.
AND don't forget the Big Red! yummmy
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 30, 2008 - 6:10pm.
DIET Coke?? And MIRACLE WHIP? *jaw drops* NO. It has to be Regular Coke with Hellman's Mayonnaise.
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Ah, call me Kate. I actually used to be able to get this site at work, but he switched servers about a year ago and that one is blocked on my office network. So I've been resigned to reading every day via mobile phone (thank you AT&T) and posting on the rare occasion that I have my laptop at home. But since I'm going to be paying for this at home network I will be bringing it home more often.
So, about me. I'm 36 (gulp), single but have a boyfriend, I live in Boston, the bf is in NYC. I work at an accounting firm as an administrative coordinator type person. Love the Red Sox and Patriots (sorry). I love to cook, and I'm trying to quit smoking. That's pretty much it. Oh, I have a cat, Murray.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 30, 2008 - 6:09pm.
ain't that the truth MrsK?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 8:05pm.
Hello Martha my dear.
You have always been my inspiration.
Yea, DebFrmHell is making a cake with Diet Coke and mayonaisse. She wanted to use Miracle Whip but I talked her out of it.
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DIET Coke?? And MIRACLE WHIP? *jaw drops* NO. It has to be Regular Coke with Hellman's Mayonnaise. Mmm. And we can have a Cheeto Chicken Casserole as an entree.
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When FatMartha pees the bed
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Don't return her calls bloop bloop
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ain't that the truth MrsK?
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That's what I found out...And there ain't no need to cry, I took a vow that from now on I'm gonna be my own best friend
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Hello Martha my dear.
You have always been my inspiration.
Yea, DebFrmHell is making a cake with Diet Coke and mayonaisse. She wanted to use Miracle Whip but I talked her out of it.
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Submitted by kate773 on August 30, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Hey everyone, kate773 drank the dlisted Kool-Aid!!
Yay kate773!!!!
You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.
Hello. My name is Bunny Kravitz and I am dlistedoholic.
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Submitted by kate773 on August 30, 2008 - 8:43pm.
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I'm offended for all of the retarded spider monkeys. j/k
*pops back in after her jog*
Did someone say cake?! =O
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 8:46pm
heh. No one has said WORD to me in a while. Thanks. : )
And you're totally entitled to your opinion about GWB. You're certainly not alone.
I have to once again say how much I love this site. The snarkiness Michael has in each and every post is da BOMB. And the posters are pretty funny in their own right. I can't hook up to it on my office network so I can only read it on my mobile phone, where its just too much of a pain to post because it takes forever to load. But I read every day. So I'm stuck only posting when I have my laptop home. I just hooked up to a new personal network so I'll have it home much more often and hopefully will be a more regular poster. But I've been reading this site for at least a year. OK, ass kissing over.
Submitted by kate773 on August 30, 2008 - 5:43pm.
WORD.
I agree with you, except I think George Bush is the spawn of the devil.
But if we want change we need a revolution, not just a new president.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 30, 2008 - 5:42pm.
@Mrs. K,
Peice of cake:
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@mike
Where in God's name did you get I favored McCain, slightly or any other way? Because I didn't call him evil or something? I didn't rip him enough to your liking? I don't favor anyone, however if you must know I will probably vote for Obama, if anything, before yesterday because of McCain's stance on reproductive rights, and today because of his VP choice. My problem with the Obama campain is that I'm dubious of the "change" he preaches. Call me cynical but there it is. I just don't believe any real change can be made. You HAVE to make concessions. I think he'll do a better job than GWB, but I think a retarded spider monkey could probably accomplish that. I never, and still don't think GWB is evil. I actually think he'd be fine to hang out and have a beer with. I just think he's stupid and arrogant. I think you have to be pretty arrogant to think you're able to handle the job of President of the US, but when you're stupid AND arrogant, its a dangerous combination when you have that kind of power. I give Obama credit for not being stupid. And so we're left with this. I just think its sad that we're reduced to such desperation that we just want someone, ANYONE who can properly pronounce "nuclear" in the WH. That's no way to pick a president. But here we are.
Sorry again for ranting. I hate when I do that.
@Kacky- it was early, I hadn't started drinking yet. Speaking of that...I could use a glass of wine and I think I have one left.
No more lucidity for me!!
@Mrs. K,
Peice of cake:
Murphys Law
132 Murphy Ave
Sunnyvale CA
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 30, 2008 - 8:36pm.
((winking furiously)) Speak,
That was ten years ago. I can however tell you what bar I was in for every major world event since 1973...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 30, 2008 - 5:36pm.
I can however tell you what bar I was in for every major world event since 1973...
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World Series, 1994.
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