Friday, August 29th 2008
Vadge Can Do Whatever She Wants!
Vadge cannot be bothered with petty shit like putting on clothes while going through airport security. She's Vadge! She can do whatever the hell she wants.
Yesterday, at an airport in German, Vadge breezed through the metal detector wearing a "Dancing Queen" robe, clip-on bangs and sneakers. At least she kept her memaw crotch covered.
If one of us wore this shit, airport security would tackle us to the ground, spread our cheeks and check our no-no holes for anything illegal. Wait. I'm wearing a bathrobe the next time I go to the airport.
And I'm surprised Vadge's powerful vagina didn't set off the metal detector. It is made out of titanium.
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When the lights go down, the Vadgealoonies come out to feed! But when the sun rises, they scurry back to their holes because they know the Dlisted army is rising.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 29, 2008 - 9:37pm.
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Um...yes, and yes.
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LMAO! I second that!!! ;)))
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Well, Madonna has brought joy to millions of people through her music. So you say you have conributed more to society? What exactly? What is your great talent? Making nasty remarks on a website is not a talent. And I prefer Pamprin to Midol thank you very much!
They probably were so relieved that her body was covered that they didn't challenge her about the robe.
What a waste of time she is!
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@ Your Mom Ate th...
So your boyfriend works for her. When he is working for her he probably kisses her ass. But the moment she turns her back he tells you how horrible she is and how terrible and tiny she looks in real life...How sad.
Or could there be a possibility that you are full of SHIT. I say this because I work for dutch TV (behind the scenes) and I've seen some bitches and diva's in my years working there. But I never talk about it with friends or my boyfriend. The thing is when you work in that world, showbizzzzzzzz so to speak, you are used to it on a daily basis and it doesn't suprise or interest you anymore. You are used to it.
So again you are either full of shit, or you're boyfriend isn't used to diva's and bitches. I would however advise him to be discreet becasue if people find out he's a talker he's out.
Oh and another thing, I must have missed the antique dining table because I sure as hell didn't see her dancing on one during the show. Again did you make that up???
I think it's *pretty* obvious that she's in makeup for some kind of photo shoot -- most likely for a magazine. Madonna is very popular in Germany and this is probably for a national glossy/high fashion magazine, and the airport is being used for the backdrop.
Why that is so hard to see....
Submitted by Superpop on August 30, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Madonna is certainly not nothing, back in the day she stood for something. Not these days...
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This comment isn't directed at the people who post a catty little bash at Madonna here and there like: "Her arms are nasty!" but to the losers who try to completely pick her life apart and act as if Madonna is nothing...to THOSE people:
Are you fucking jealous that she made more money yesterday alone than you will make in your entire shitty life?
You don't have to answer that question because the answer is OBVIOUSLY a yes!
Hooray for long sleeves!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Too bad they didn't have a miner's hat to use in the cavity search, she's been concealing any discernible talent since she was born.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
The mental image of her naked under the robe will give me nightmares for weeks (and probably till the end of the year), thanks a LOT, MK!
Your face!
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
wtf is that on her head? the metal detector should go off when that tacky wig went through...
maybe this is the way to go through the airport...in a housecoat, bra and undies...madge is so ahead of the times...
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That wig needs to be changed, seriously.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 29, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by clay on August 29, 2008 - 2:34pm.
I guess all of you haters have more talent, right? And do more meaningful things for the world as well, right?
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Um...yes, and yes.
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LMAO! I second that!!! ;)))
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Submitted by Sugaroo on August 29, 2008 - 12:30pm.
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Beef jerky body ha ha ha ha ha
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Submitted by clay on August 29, 2008 - 2:34pm.
I guess all of you haters have more talent, right? And do more meaningful things for the world as well, right?
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Um...yes, and yes.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
*hands Clay some Midol*
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I guess all of you haters have more talent, right? And do more meaningful things for the world as well, right? And are in terrific shape and beautiful? And will never be 50? You'll all just be young and gorgeous and talented forever and will be remembered as greatness personified!!
Courtney Love is that you?
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Couldn't bitch find a better wig?
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She looks like a pervy flasher tranny
Does this mean it's ok to wear PJs on the plane? I'm always so tempted, but then I think I'll run into some sexy foreign soccer player and I'll regret the jammies decision.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 29, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Thank you for that.
You obviously have a greater grasp on the topic than I.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 29, 2008 - 9:52am.
Vadge's kabbalah is a new age pop-psychology distortion of the real thing. It borrows the language of kabbalah and the forms of Jewish folk superstitions, but at its heart it has more in common with the writings of Deepak Chopra than with any authentic Jewish source.
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Submitted by Drinksonme on August 29, 2008 - 5:05pm.
It probably takes at least three hours to convince her that she can't just run up the run way and fly herself to wherever she has to go.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Why does not Madge have her own private jet?
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
She carries a boom box with her?!?! Does she think it's still 1985? Hey, Madge, ever heard of a Walkman? Catch up to at least the 90s, for Pete's sake!
WOOPS!
In my haste, I forgot to mention how much venom this woman spits in the face of others.
How many times has she screeched for people who do not agree with her faux-politics to 'suck her dick'?
This is also the woman who gave an open-handed slap to the Catholic peoples of the world when she took the image of the Lord Jesus Christ upon herself and defiled it with her tacky tour.
I'm also reminded of the time she referred to a London audience as a bunch of 'mother-fuckers' live on television at 8PM.
Appalling language.
Yes, she weathers the fate's slings and arrows with nothing but gentle charm and subtle decorum.
THe next time I am challenged on a political point, I'll make note to reach into my trousers and scream SUCK MY DICK, MOTHERFUCKER!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Last night my cat hawked up a loogey that looked more appetizing then Vadge. She looks like a haggis in human form. And no, I won't post what that is because it's lunchtime and some people might barf.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 29, 2008 - 9:41am.
For this tour she had her people go out and buy an antique dining table that retailed at about $10k just so she could use it to dance on in her concert routine. I'm against ruining lovingly handcrafted old furniture for the purpose of pure crap.
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Oh, that is just wrong wrong wrong.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 29, 2008 - 11:54am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 29, 2008 - 4:50pm.
Are your poetic juices not flowing today? :P
Hmm.
What rhymes with Vadge?
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Ummm...the Bostonian pronunciation for "garage?" lol.
I'm feeling a bit worn out today, but maybe I'll get a second wind after my lunchbreak.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
After hearing Obama's speech it gave Madge a sense of empowerment to go where no other airplane passenger had gone since 9-11!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 29, 2008 - 4:50pm.
Are your poetic juices not flowing today? :P
Hmm.
What rhymes with Vadge?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Oh, and let's not forget her ridiculous religion.
Kabblahblahblah is on par with Scientology in the bullshit leagues.
Unfortunately, ancient Jewish mysticism has been transformed into something twisted and ugly by morons who think that they can buy their way into whatever the hell they like.
Make no mistake: any traditional Jewish woman would be horrified by the acts of Vadge. Her fans of course will have no clue about any of this, and will bore everybody harping on about how 'spiritual' and 'learned' she is.
BOLLOCKS I SAY!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Bitch has totally lost it.......
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 29, 2008 - 11:48am.
I love old things. That excludes Vadge. I love antiques, not dinosaurs.
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LMFAO!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Ziggy, even though your avvie creeps me the fuck out, I have to totally agree with you. You basically said the same thing my bf said when he was venting to me about working for her.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 29, 2008 - 9:30am.
Madge can't sing live which is why she's mic'ed up and all kinds of technology is used. Her voice is actually very weak like Janet Jackson's. She should understand that a million costume changes, a beef jerky body, and a line of trannny-looking dancers doesn't make a show good. The songs do.
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Too true!
UKer...She wont live to 90...mark my words. She is overdoing the exercise and will probably die with sweaty pit-stains in that blessed gym of hers.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 29, 2008 - 12:41pm.
LOL! That's gold!
For this tour she had her people go out and buy an antique dining table that retailed at about $10k just so she could use it to dance on in her concert routine. I'm against ruining lovingly handcrafted old furniture for the purpose of pure crap.
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Get TF out! Are you kidding me? I love old things. That excludes Vadge. I love antiques, not dinosaurs.
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Submitted by UKer on August 29, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Madonna has this strength inside her that cannot be destroyed by certain people's hatred, i strive to one day be as strong as she is mentally.
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If you really strive to have the mental capacity of Madonna, then may the Gods help you.
Let's look at some of the facts, shall we?
First of all, this hatred that you write of. Here's a woman who surrounds herself with a team of staff to do everything but wipe her arse for her. She is incredibly rich, and lives a life of privelege. She has enough sway in the media to silence people if she chooses.
What a hard life - my heart is literally doubled over in pain!
Secondly, most of the criticisms that are leveled at Madonna are entirely justified. People say that she shouldn't make bizarre statements about world politics in the name of self-promotion. Think back to the concert that you so eagerly attended...
It literally drives me to distraction that people like Madonna have become intellectual heroes for some people.
Vapid, crass, vulgar woman.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 29, 2008 - 11:36am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 29, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Somebody should also tell her that ruining expensive antiques doesn't make for a good show, either.
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You talking about her latest facelift? ;-)
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LOL! That's gold!
For this tour she had her people go out and buy an antique dining table that retailed at about $10k just so she could use it to dance on in her concert routine. I'm against ruining lovingly handcrafted old furniture for the purpose of pure crap.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Those pics made me do more of a double take than if she had gone through security in a thong and cone bra. I didn't expect the bathrobe.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 29, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Somebody should also tell her that ruining expensive antiques doesn't make for a good show, either.
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You talking about her latest facelift? ;-)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on August 29, 2008 - 11:30am.
Madge can't sing live which is why she's mic'ed up and all kinds of technology is used. Her voice is actually very weak like Janet Jackson's. She should understand that a million costume changes, a beef jerky body, and a line of trannny-looking dancers doesn't make a show good. The songs do.
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Somebody should also tell her that ruining expensive antiques doesn't make for a good show, either.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
"Plus, she doesn't even like any of the new songs on her album."
Reading that had a strangely comforting effect.
If I was going to spend my hard earned money seeing anyone live, it certainly wouldn't be Madonna--I pick someone with real talent, like The Mars Volta, Muse, or Tool. Hell, I'd even see the Deftones for the seventh time before seeing Madonna once.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."