Friday, August 29th 2008
No She Didn't!
The angel pussy from China is not going to be happy that Posh Beckham jacked its signature look! Posh is going to an angry e-mail that says: "meow, meow, CUNT, meow, meow." Yes, pussies only know how to type the words "meow" and "cunt." Angel Pussy is going to fly over to England and scratch her eyes out.
Posh wore this angel pussy outfit while whoring out her fashion line in Manchester. Later that night, Posh left a restaurant with a bunch caca in her ear. Hopefully, she saved that ear junk for later. It would make a nutritious snack and bitch needs all the protein she can get. Although, it's probably just fake tan diarrhea. Bitch, fix yourself!
Wenn
Nice liver spot next to her ear... She looks puffy in the face - not her best looks.
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
HER EAR IS BRUISED BECAUSE POSH RECENTLY HAD A MINI FACE LIFT. IF YOU LOOK CLOSLY YOU CAN SEE THE SCAR ALONG THE UPPER AND LOWER INNER RIDGE OF THE EAR. LOOK AT RECENT PICTURES OF HER FACE AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THE DIFFERENCE.
I think she may also have grabbed some earmites from the cat.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
eeeew, clean your ears ya skinny bitch
At least the cat knows it doesn't have to guard it's food around her.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Disco Punk-Rockah on August 29, 2008 - 8:04pm.
Ok I just read that cat story and it says that he got his wings after being sexually harassed~!? LOL WTF!!!
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She is probably sprouting back hair for the sake of keeping her skeletal body warm.
The black dress? I agree. Gorgeous.
Does look like melanoma. She may have a pig nose and Mickey Mouse ears for tits but I'd hate to see a mother of 3 get taken down by melanoma.
Ok I just read that cat story and it says that he got his wings after being sexually harassed~!? LOL WTF!!!
EW she has an awful lot of ear dirt for someone who doesn't eat shit.
Your face!
She even looks orangier and more skeletal in white! IT's white, people, EVERYONE looks bigger in white!
WElll she is the smallest size there is....she deserves a prize of some sort, oh I know, how about a fucking cheezeburger! I would shove that shit down her throat, and happily watch her run to the bathroom to throw it all up in case those calories count in her mouth. I bet she doesn't even fucking swallow for this very same reason!
Your face!
Melanoma? Liver/age spots? What the hell are those things??
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
what is going on with her ear? i can't get past that...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
A live pussy in China with wings yet.
Ewwww, those scabs in her ear look like a nasty infection. Gross.
I really like the black dress.
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
Her face is 5 shades lighter than the rest of her.
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posh should look into eating. and the fur on the back of the dress? disgusting.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 29, 2008 - 12:34pm.
You have no idea how much I wish I was that thin. I would wear my old lady blues jeans with pride!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
You have no idea how much I wish I was that thin. I would wear my old lady blues jeans with pride!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 29, 2008 - 11:52am.
Submitted by Boob3rries on August 29, 2008 - 10:34am.
Please don't hate me for this...
...I love the black outfit.
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I must confess..over the past several months, Posh has won me over.
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Well, think about this..
She does not release idiotic statements (except for that tragic diet she's on, but who am I to judge).
She is not really afraid of Xenu.
She's a mom and (with all the nannies help in the universe) she seems to take good care of her family.
Most important right now, she is not a famewhore and she does not feed off her hubby's fame, she made her own first with the Spice Girls and never really stopped working.
Anorexic, outrageous, sometimes ridiculous looking outfits, yes...but all in all she has my respect.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
I wonder if Posh, Keanu and other celebs read this recent study about earwax: http://www.livescience.com/health/080829-earwax-removal.html
It MUST be the reason for all that nasty ass crud flowing out of their brain holes.
Quite honestly, this is the best I have ever seen her look. Did she get that nose slightly downturned or something.? Although the make-up doesn't match her skin tone in the black dress...
Submitted by Boob3rries on August 29, 2008 - 10:34am.
Please don't hate me for this...
...I love the black outfit.
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I must confess..over the past several months, Posh has won me over.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Meh. She's boring and her fake tits are hideous.
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Please don't hate me for this...
...I love the black outfit.
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Posh: please eat
Style maven she may be...but she's NOWHERE on my MUST DO list.That is some serious ear ginge she's got goin' on there.
I was about 2 clicks away from saying i have not ill vibes for Posh, then i clicked on the thumbnail and it looks like genuine rabbit fur on the bitches back...THAT i have a problem with.
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Posh doesn't look quite so constipated.And what is going on with her ear?Melanoma,anyone?
Cant hate on Posh, i just wont do it. Nuh uh.
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she looks more busted than normal
Something looks different about Posh to me. New nose? Lips? Something (besides the ear curd) And to the person that asked why she is famous, she is a spice girl I mean I've never been into them but they were hella famous in their prime. And unlike some vapid whores she seems to invest herself in things she believes in - with Becks soccer contract she could spend the rest of her life on a beach living the life at least she keeps busy. And it seems she usually has a pretty good sense of humor in interviews.
She could do with a little exfoliating and a bit of the old microdermabrasion and maybe a touch of 'keep wowing us with your ghastliness'.
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She looks better than she has in awhile except for the bunny pelt on her back and the curd in her ear.
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
The bitchs style is hot and cold all the time,the black dress is hot the pussy shoulder mess is way cold! She does have the Becks and is one lucky woman no matter what she wears.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Your mom - yep, the walking dead.
Submitted by M.E. on August 29, 2008 - 10:52am.
WTF ever is going on in her ear does NOT look healthy.
Is she a walking corpse? Is she starting to decay?
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They embalmed her with special embalming fluid and that's how she stays so dying-day fresh!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
No joke--the first thing I thought was that she has melanoma. She needs to get that shit checked out--melanoma spreads crazy fast.
Definitely fake tan crap. Somebody had to notice that! Whoever did her hair should have taken a q-tip to that mess...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 29, 2008 - 3:42pm.
That's some melanoma lookin' shit right there...
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You speak the truth - my Dad had that in his ear in the exact same spot - and it was cancerous.
Get that shit checked out Posh.
The back of her *trim* dress is hideous....a real head scratcher.
The pussycat with wings is delightfully disturbing.
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WTF ever is going on in her ear does NOT look healthy.
Is she a walking corpse? Is she starting to decay?
Where is Bruce Willis with his special paints to fix this shit?
I am with Tigerlilly, that looks like serious skin caner in that ear!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Her shoes do not fit. Her feet are coming out of them.
That is a nasty ear shot.
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She's flat and that's that!
"meow, meow, CUNT meow, meow." LAMFAO I fucking love u MK
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Bitch, when they said "Victoria's Secret" they didn't say the secret was exclusively yours. Chuck the fkn wings, poseur!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Wait. Is MK saying that the dress has CAT FUR????
I boycotted the olympics by not watching because of their abuse against cats and dogs. they raise cats ferally to use their fur in coat linings. Also, if you're ever at a tourist place and see a furry toy cat - guess what? the cat fur is REAL and from an abused cat in China. Dogs are chained within 4" of a dank cellar wall. Raised for food and their fur.
MK! What did I tell you about posting nasty pictures so early in the day?! I really didn't want to see the third ear that Posh seems to be growing. I haven't even digested my Wheaties yet.
P.S. Happy Labor Day weekend everyone! Enjoy the looong weekend =)
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