The Empress Of Lucite Can Do Anything
We already know that the Empress of Lucite can float on sand, bring flowers back to life and cause angels to faint, but did you know that she's also a phenomenal actress? A true thespian. Above is a clip from her STARRING role on "Renegade" in the late 90s. The clip starts out as a brokedown porn movie, but it all changes when the luscious and elegant Shauna Sand comes on the screen. It's like Bette Davis has come back to life in the form of the most gorgeous woman in the world. The starts out as something out of a dime store Skinemax flick. It quickly changes to a scene from "Now, Voyager." The emotion! The layers!
It's obvious why Shauna isn't one of the most celebrated actress of our times. Actors and actress who are made of hate don't want to share the stage or screen with someone that will make them look like acting school drop-outs. It's really a curse being Shauna Sand.
Here's the always ravishing Shauna wearing her exquisite lucite heels while feeding the children in some third-world country last night.
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Just like her acting... so natural, so genuine.
I think that's actually Lorenzo Lamas mother Arlen Dahl too.....
Shauna has lost weight around her hips....TOO skinny now...
I do appreciate Shauna Sand exponentionally more after this clip, but she could work on enunciating the word "need" a little more. Of course, at this point, she probably doesn't "need" quite as much.
The skank has pretty eyes.
The only thing that impresses me about this skeezer is that she manages to walk on her hind legs.
I'm so over Shauna, is there anyone else that is more interesting? Her lucite heels remind me of jellies from the 80s sometimes...
Your face!
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
how come this scene was skipped over by the emmys? this is pure brilliance...
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What in god's name would we EVER do without Shauna??
This girl is the sun in the sky, the birds in the air, the gentle spring rain, and everything else that is good, holy and lucite.
Shauna - YOU are the Hot Slut of the Millenium.
And I'm positive that MK would back me on that!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
The dude wearing the suspenders received a beatdown, and had half his leg blown off in one of those Steven Segal movies. Those were some of the best half action movies ever.
I forgot about the Tennison (sp) twins. She was a beautiful sister.
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
"We need soap, we need toothpaste, we need deodorant"... You need Valtrex too, hookers.
We used to enjoy watching "Renegade" back in the day.
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
Her lips are sooooo puffy. That shit has GOT to hurt, right? Or are they just numb all the time?? Terrible.
There's more of the Empress of the Lucite's great acting.... I saw this episode of Charmed a few days ago...I looked for it... I love youtube! (3:04 mark)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G-krm1D3rU&feature=related
isn't that guy the baseball player from Carnivale? it totally is.
MK needs an intervention. He's obsessing over these tired putas!
I remember this because I loved that damn show and watched it from beginning to end. He left his wife, Kathleen Kinmont, who played Cheyenne on the show, for this sack of silicone LOL
She was brills. I'd like to see that hack Judi Dench do that part. She couldn't, so there.
I used to watch Renegade in French and I now realize that all this fine acting was totally spoiled by the dubbing.
I really gotta retire my denim mini after seeing one on SS
what a trainwreck, that's also arlene dahl, i believe his mother in law and his wife, kathy was also on the show...before he started doing lucite
I didn't know is was possible to wear high waisted thong panties like that. She really is amazing.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 29, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by speakit on August 29, 2008 - 9:32am.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 29, 2008 - 12:28pm.
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Wow, you seriously made my day -- thank you! I'm gonna go ask my boss to raise my salary to $12 an hour. I don't deserve it though; all I do is di*k around here and throw stuffed animals back and forth to the other cubicle people. Gotta pay that tuition!
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Hmmm.. proof you can't always judge a book by it's cover then? ;) You're welcome.
Submitted by radiogrl1 on August 29, 2008 - 9:27am.
Isn't that Arlene Dahl, who was once married to Fernando Lamas? Imagine having worked in the Golden Age of Studio Pictures and ending your career on a soundstage with your future daughter-in-law......who's in her underwear.
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Arlene Dahl has a very distinctive voice...I do not think that was her.
OK, I went to IMDB.com and according to that site Arlene Dahl did make an appearance on this craptastic show, but she was "Virginia Biddle," not Miss Carlisle. Yes, I am compulsive.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Poor thing. She has no idea what that thing is that he just handed her. It's a pen, Empress Shaunna. A pen, P-E-N. You write with it. Oh, just hand it to the old hag on your right.....no, your other right.
I'm sorry...but when does everybody start screwing each other? I kept skipping ahead and nothing, not even a three way kiss..oh! I'm sorry, this wasn't a bad porno movie, my bad. Carry on.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
How could they dare to shoot her scene without showing her glorious Lucite loving toes????
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor. -Groucho Marx
The guys name is Mr. Kinnepperman or however you spell it? That was the icing on the cake of HORRIBLE scene. I was waiting for Pamela Anderson to yell 'And cut'; I thought only she could come up with something that truly craptastic.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by speakit on August 29, 2008 - 9:32am.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 29, 2008 - 12:28pm.
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Wow, you seriously made my day -- thank you! I'm gonna go ask my boss to raise my salary to $12 an hour. I don't deserve it though; all I do is di*k around here and throw stuffed animals back and forth to the other cubicle people. Gotta pay that tuition!
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Submitted by Princess PinkyStink on August 29, 2008 - 11:31am.
So, how much cock do you suppose she gets, on a regular basis? Does looking like a mildly melted Barbie doll make one attractive in Hollywood, or is it just too played out?
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I'll bet she gets a TON of douche-cock!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 29, 2008 - 12:28pm.
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Your posts are always so articulate and you read far past the superficial. I think your talents are wasted at a blog.
That being said, I hope you never see my picture.
If the makeups clogging up the pores after being on for 16 hours, what's the underwear doing?
So, how much cock do you suppose she gets, on a regular basis? Does looking like a mildly melted Barbie doll make one attractive in Hollywood, or is it just too played out?
omgeez i love her. i bet yr still jeals of that sex dream i had abt ms sand.
Miss Carlisle looks like an actress from the 40's...
It's like old school glamour passing the torch to modern day hotness.
"It's called sweet 16!" "I rest my case.. "
Riveting...
Isn't that Arlene Dahl, who was once married to Fernando Lamas? Imagine having worked in the Golden Age of Studio Pictures and ending your career on a soundstage with your future daughter-in-law......who's in her underwear.
She looks like the kind of woman who refuses to do anything spontaneous or genuinely fun because she's afraid of anyone seeing her without her makeup or else in any other state of un-choreographed dishevelment.
In other words, she's the consumate mirage, both content and miserable to be that way, hoping that by fooling others into believing that she's young and pretty she might eventually fool herself.
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LMAO snowy for trying to stir the shitpot
The girl in white is a serious 'righty', like by two cup sizes.
"And we're still wearing that yucky camera make-up that cakes up your pores."
And Katherine Heeiiiiiggll complained about HER material not being Emmy worthy?
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"we haven't gone to the bathroom in 16 hours!"
Oh dear, The Empress needs a poo?
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Why is she photographed so often? Isn't anyone else going out at night? Anyone?
Ah, Now, Voyager. One of my favorite movies. "Jerry, don't let's ahsk for the moooon, we have the stahs!"
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.