Tuesday, September 2nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 29th!
David Duchovny was surprised to discover that in rehab he wasn't the only one with a sex addict monkey on his back. - Sluttsville
Runners-up:
Jesus, get off my back!!!! - waywhiteboyj
For a mere $50,000 per session, Scientology members can have their inner thetans crushed.
- herroyalflyness
Thanks Elizabeth
Congrats, Sluttsville! Much like Solange Knowles, I will be content with my runner-up basement baby sister status. I think I'll go put on some ugly shoes now....
Funny funny funny! Congrats clowns! :o)
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"Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible!"
OMG, how much money do I get? I'm taking my winnings and I'm buying Nitty a new laptop (one that works)and Dee gets that new fur coat that she's been eyeing at WalMart. Sheeps, how much did you pay MK, you didn't have to stage this, really...I told you all is forgiven. Drinks are on me everyone!
Congrats to waywhiteboyj and herroyalflyness ...funny heaux.
I bow down and congratulate you, Sluttsville!!!
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
WTG, Slutty! Congrats, winners! Funnay sluts!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Yaaay, McSlitty!!! Well done, you. *ducking heel*
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Quicker than his own shadow.
Yayayayay Slitty! Hilarious hoor!
Congrats everyone.
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Steven Segal prepares for the revival of Jesus Christ Superstar in WeHo.
Flashdance 2008
Jesus is filing a copyright infringement lawsuit as we speak. Cue the MySpace rant in 3, 2, 1.....
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Why I love Mimi
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 31, 2008 - 6:17pm.
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Oh, he's already posted a Youtube rant about that. And expect Bikram to be smited any day now.
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Why I love Mariah
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html
@QueenC,
Very funny.
I thought you were going for the trademark of arms extended, head down cross thing as an art logo...hahhahah.
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Jesus is filing a copyright infringement lawsuit as we speak. He totally came up with that whole walking all over people thing! Cue the MySpace rant in 3, 2, 1.....
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Why I love Mariah
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html
John Malkovich: celebrity yoga instructor
this guy appears to be a mechadouche!
Bjkram Choudhury, 56, is a yoga guru so brash that he has been known to compare himself to Superman and Buddha, teach from a throne wearing nothing but a tiny Speedo and a headset mike, and proclaim his style as "the only yoga." When asked how he could make such drastic statements, he told Business 2.0 magazine: "Because I have balls like atom bombs, two of them, 100 megatons each. Nobody fucks with me."
"I don't care," Choudhury says of those who oppose him. "They are pissing in the wind. There is always some idiot. So what can you do? You treat an idiot like an idiot."
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
now....spirit fingers!!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Smell the cheese.
It's a hell of a way to spend Easter
And now for that protein suppliment for you hair...
2009: The Lucite Heel Liberation Front takes revenge on Shauna Sand.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Yogis Behaving Badly!
"MAN TRIES TO STAB GIRL IN BACK OF NECK WITH TOENAILS! FILM AT 11!
Jesus walks on Wateria.
[singing]
I'm a maniac, maniac on a whore
And I'm dancing like I've never danced before!
As he got older, George Michael's music turned a bit more spiritual.
*singing*
Watch out.. baby, who's that? Don't look now there's a Maharaji on your back!
Bikram dies for your shins.
- Chang
www.crtdot.com
The Muffin Top Chubster in black is simutaneouly thinking "I hate that skinny, blonde, show-off bitch!" and "Thank Gawd, that isn't me!"
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
tubby john travolta in the back looks in fear as tommygirl dances the sin out of mackenzie phillips
No one walks on water without a little practice.
The Karate Kid 58
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Phelps! The musical.
No Vikramendra... when I said its time for the 'downward facing dog', that's not what I meant
Methinks home boy needs to look up the definition of 'water'...
That's SO sacroiliacaligious
I thought for sure I had a part in Heidi's new video!!
For the next position I want you to spread your legs...don't worry, this is all very natural and spiritual.
I went to Kundalini for cleansing and all I got was this douche on my back.
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Renny: The dawlin' from N'awlins.
Team Renny!
And you thought having a chip on your shoulder was bad? This bitch has a dick on her back!
It appears that Mel Gibson has another hit on his hands with The Passion of the Yoga
Forget about Billy Blanks, he is a softie. Workout out with Billy Bullets because pain can bring motivation!
Im trying to get you off the cross damn it ! step on my back !
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 29, 2008 - 12:39pm.
David Duchovny was surprised to discover that in rehab he wasn't the only one with a sex addict monkey on his back.
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Winner
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I told ya I was trouble...
Jeez, Marge, bling is nice, but a crucifix is too big if you have to swing it onto your back to exercise.
Sienna Miller's yoga instructor told her she could "wash that man right outta her hair" via this method. He was wrong.
Brad Garret decided he'd "branch out" to a new career after Everybody Loves Raymond ended......
I want your clothes off, and I want you on top of me NOW!!!
Jesus Christ, get off my back.
After a strenuous practice for the Dry & Sour tour, Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone came flying out barely dressed from the rafters and proceeded to stomp his sisters roidy ass as dancers looked on.
L♥VE,
PCA