Friday, August 29th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Gay face alert! It's the dudes from the new "90210" - Boy Culture

Sir Ben Kingsley kissing an evil troll (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Blake Lively forgot to wear pants - Hollywood Tuna

Mena Suvari is naked and looking like a hood rat - Egotastic!

Wives, hold on to your husbands. Sienna Miller might be single - Lainey Gossip

Jessica Biel is totally carrying a Timberbaby. Gross - Just Jared

Another "Fast and the Furious" movie?! - Towleroad

Nasty tattoos on a bunch of nasty ass skanks - Cityrag

Jack Black and Jessica Simpson should get together - Hollywood Rag

The American Kath & Kim still looks terrible - Popsugar

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 29, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Check it out, speakit

I got these at home!!!

Yeah, someday I'm gonna sell them and retire to Mexico

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Sell them to me! The three stooges are my porn.

Damn, I just want to lick 'em and stick' em.

Tootie Ramsey's picture

And to them I say... 9021-NO.

Being shirtless and/or surrounding oneself with sports gear does not make one automatically hot, when they simply are not.

Darlin's picture

Guy on the left should be holding a Tony Award, not lacrosse gear.

roxie's picture

The guy on the left looks more like he would be in plays or maybe in the Young Republicans Club.

Darlin's picture

The most remarkable thing Blake Lively has done so far is getting pissed on by her trophy dog. God I hate bitches who parade around with their little dogs.

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.

letinstar's picture

who is going to admit they're going to watch the new 90210...i never watched the original one...

paul walker is HOT...there should always be lots of shirtless pictures of him...
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Roxygirl87's picture

Jessica Biel looks like shit. She's not pregnant, she needs her body. That is the only way she gets roles.

Sayonara's picture

Mena Suvari is a so so actress, and she also has a block head. No offense Mena!

"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader

Justina's picture

The blond one is a little Steve Sanders 2.0

Submitted by Eddie on August 29, 2008 - 10:52am.
The 90201 hos are skanks
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Better watch it Eddie. Those cholas from Bell, CA and their cousins from South Gate and Cudahy will cut you up bad if they hear what you been saying about them ;)

FatMartha's picture

LACROSSE???

BITCH, PLEASE!!!! These fuckwads couldn't play lacrosse if their faggy faces depended on it!!! *cuddles her stick protectively*
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Courtney Love's picture

I'm pretty sure the dark haired one is also a 30 year old Real estate agent in malibu... goes by the name Chad Rogers...

Farrah's picture

oh man, that Just Jared site will make you puke with their disgusting sweetness and "happy faces" all around the comments. Agh! It's so good to be back to my hatin' beeshes.
And btw, here we go again with the "tattoos are just nasty, waaahhh waaahhh"... get over it.
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Justina's picture

Blake Lively (aaaagh - that's the first time I ever typed that useless no talent no-name ho's name - I really hope it shall be the last!) looks like she's trying to pull a Mushy Fartone. She actually reminds me of creepy Tilda Swinton, but not cool in any way.

NovaNightly's picture

I didnt watch much of the original 90210 *OH perish the thought!!* But the more I see the new skanks of 90210 v2.0, the more I think I wont be seeing much of this show either. Pffft!!

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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor. -Groucho Marx

Eddie's picture

The 90201 hos are skanks

NovaNightly's picture

Great...another strange looking white man with a receding hair line trying to play a high schooler.

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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor. -Groucho Marx

Snarkley's picture

HA! It's funny that when they're on biker people they're "nasty and trashy" but on the Hollywood crowd, and more recently on every college student in the country, they're "cool and relevant". What they are is stupid any way you look at them.

That really is the most hilariously damning indictment of Sienna Miller I've ever heard - and from her own people too - sheer brilliance!

greenfinch's picture

how can they have a skinny bitch like selma blair to play kim, when shes supposed to be chubby and hanging out of her clothes? so what the american version of kim only has a two pack and not a six..dumb dumb dumb

i do think however there is a shot that molly shannon could be funny

rotten_egg's picture

Can someone please explain to me why those Harley Davidson people are so nasty and fat and tacky?. Is it an obligatory requirement to look so damn white trash?.

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M.E.'s picture

AWWWWWWWWWWW! Poor Eeyore!

Hekki's picture

Looking at thos gay 90210 dudes makes me feel really old.

Sienna Miller has THE WORST taste in men. That always seems to be the case with beautiful girls/women. It must be the universe's way of making it up to the rest of us.

BobsBB's picture

Wow. A baby gay who looks like a little Matthew Rush is going to be on 90210. Guess they took a page from Gossip Girl and decided to cast the homos so as to help draw in us along with, um, whoever else would be foolish enough to tune in.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Check it out, speakit

I got these at home!!!

Yeah, someday I'm gonna sell them and retire to Mexico

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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

"Gay face alert! It's the dudes from the new '90210'."

Methinks that it more than the face that is gay here.

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speakit's picture

O.M.G. I've been looking for a man with a three stooges tattoo.

I'm in a 'pointing and laughing' mood.

Hekki's picture

Kath & Kim is going to suck.

Carmeloh's picture

Yum!

**** "I Love Lamp" ****

Snarkley's picture

Does Mena need a job THAT badly? I had high hopes for her too. Sad. :(

Aerialgreen's picture

Aw, Mena's nipples are so cute that they might squeak when you touch them... *squeeeak!*.

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Submitted by waywhiteboyj on August 29, 2008 - 1:10pm.

Those two 90210 hos look like they are on their way to the next Sean Cody video shoot.
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Heeh, so true... by the way, IMO the SC site has become yet another 100% Aryan model wasteland, pity.

Salem13's picture

I'm so tired of hearing about that 90210 show. Don't we have enough shows that showcase vapid, rich, "pretty" white poeple with "problems"? I didn't care the first time around I don't care now.
Jessica Biel isn't that pretty but I think she has a nice body.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 29, 2008 - 9:11am.
Sienna was given a stern shakeup recently by a member of her management team, and these were the words that supposedly hit closest to home:

“Women don’t like you at all. And men don’t like you enough to make up for it.”
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

OK, that was mean...
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!

MONKEYPOX's picture

Mmm... lacrosse boys. And Biel is not pregnant. She seems too vain to do anyhting like that to her perfect body.

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Silvara0428's picture

Um gay/not gay still nice to look at

So will watch Mr. Walker in The 2 fast and 2 tokyo drifting through my dreams YUMMY
Although if I see Vin moose kiss again like he did in triple x he's out forever!

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Sienna was given a stern shakeup recently by a member of her management team, and these were the words that supposedly hit closest to home:

“Women don’t like you at all. And men don’t like you enough to make up for it.”
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

OK, that was mean...

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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...

waywhiteboyj's picture

Those two 90210 hos look like they are on their way to the next Sean Cody video shoot.

xxyxz's picture

good crumbs for a change

M.E.'s picture

She Hulk isn't preggers. You can see her silohette through her shirt.

ZiggyStardust's picture

What's a gay face?

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