Friday, August 29th 2008

Screw Katie!

What did John Lithgow wear to rehearsal today? You know, he is the star of that play Stepford Katie is in. I've been posting pictures of her tattered robot ass every day, so I thought I'd give John a bit of attention. He sort of looks like Santey Claus on summer vacation in Florida. He's so cheery! I bet John always has peppermint sticks on him and giggles like an Elmo doll when you poke his belly.

And because I have to, here's some pictures of the weepy robot shuffling into rehearsal wearing Tommy Girl's Sunday afternoon dustin' dress!



Green Is Good's picture

Awww, John Lithgow seems like such a likable guy. And I even like the hat on him.

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Team Valtrex's picture

If he was any whiter he could pass for Poppin' Fresh's stunt double.

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paris herpes's picture

At least she looks summery, but she's wearing a sweater. I would understand if it were cool over there, but I know for a fact that August is the worst month in NYC. I almost melted in our nearly windowless apartment in 2000!

Your face!

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.

greenleafbella's picture

my God who does she think she is? wannbe posh except she can't pull anything off. old memaw she is now...she had so much going for her right around Batman. she actually looked GOOD

mike's picture

John Lithgow always comes across as an eminently good-natured person.

letinstar's picture

not that lithgow was ever a hot thing, but hanging out with scientos is doing nothing for him or his fashion sense...
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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

He's even a fantastic voice actor: Lord Farquaad, anyone?
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Submitted by Freak Speely on August 29, 2008 - 2:26pm.
"And here we have John Lithgow in a sunny mood on Casual Day at Auschwitz!"
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oy, that made me LOL!
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Freak Speely's picture

"And here we have John Lithgow in a sunny mood on Casual Day at Auschwitz!"

Justina's picture

Pepawtasssstic!!!!!!

OXA's picture

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 29, 2008 - 3:25pm.
I live in Cali so please understand that my question comes from true ignorance.

Why is it taking so long to rehearse this play?

COS KATE IS IN IT.

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Submitted by Hekki on August 29, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Salem13, ITA about Third Rock. That show was fucking genius. I love him dearly.

In this photo, he looks just like this gay friend of my MIL and for a split second, I was like "What did G** do NOW?"

Is Lithgow gay or straight?

What does the hat tell you?

I have no comment. But I had a muscle cramp in my gluteus maximus earlier.

Ivana's picture

LMAO at the first picture of Katie the Robot. She looks exactly like what she is, a fucking robot.

sexymixer81's picture

Damn! What happened to him!

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

I live in Cali so please understand that my question comes from true ignorance.

Why is it taking so long to rehearse this play?

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Hysteria's picture

can't hate on John Lithgow! he's too precious! as Roberta Muldoon, a transsexual former tight-end for the Eagles (World According to Garp)& so much more -- he's among the best

Granny Clampett's picture

For second I thought he was Corky from Life Goes On

Bondagebarbie's picture

I love him,he is so funny,one of my favs.She needs to get on some serious meds.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Sayonara's picture

Love the cap!

"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader

That was the funniest post, you are right on about Santa in Florida. I have to say that Katie's hair is growing on me, although I think it's too "old" for someone her age. I also actually like the top, but from the waist down, yikes as usual. Jeans are not her friend.

Crystal2's picture

Katie Stepford is so boring. She never says or does anything interesting. . If only she acted as crazy as her queer husband.

I love John Lithgow. Thanks for the laughs.

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Hoffalina, let's drink poo.

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christine the hoff's picture

Everyone who's leaving have a good holiday weekend, drink at home, and stay safe!
and don't get shitfaced while trying to grill!
take it from the hoff!

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christine the hoff's picture

That man is so fucking funny, don't care what he wears.

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

You too kdraco!!

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yepyepyep's picture

Happy holiday weekend Dlisted
im sneaking out of work

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

ZiggyStardust's picture

He is WONDERFUL.

Third Rock From the Sun was hilarious. John has such great comic timing.

He's also a skilled dramatic actor.

PLEASE let him deliver a verbal beat-down to Katie on closing night.

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kdracofan's picture

Have a nice weekend everyone!

xoxo

Enjoy!

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 29, 2008 - 8:18pm.
@LittleMiss,
Any advertising dollars to MK are much appreciated as it keeps this site open...
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I think fugly ads rather keep people away from this site.

Momus the Sarcastic - Obesity and lezzie porn is clear, but American Apparel always has such weird, fugly models, which look either like crackheads, perverts, or ghetto whores that anyone would think: "no way I'm buying any gear what those freaks are wearing!"

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

I kind of wish he had ran away with Harry the Bigfoot. It would have been such a beautiful love story.

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Submitted by Little miss on August 29, 2008 - 11:15am.
Off topic- does anyone else finds this "American Apparel" ad irritating, intimidating and just damn fugly?

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Not as much as the obesity ads or the lezzie-porn ads.

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@LittleMiss,
Any advertising dollars to MK are much appreciated as it keeps this site open...

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Deputy Trudy Wiegel's picture

Dick!!!!!! I love me some John Lithgow.

ETA: Has he ever been Hot Slut of the Day? 'Cause he needs to be and so does Jane Curtain.
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Little miss's picture

Off topic- does anyone else finds this "American Apparel" ad irritating, intimidating and just damn fugly?

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macbrooks's picture

John Lithgow!!!! *hugs monitor*

He'll always be my hero from Buckaroo Banzai and the 8th Dimension (or however that title went)!

mac :]

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Submitted by DivasGone on August 29, 2008 - 11:01am.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 29, 2008 - 10:58am.
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Oh, sweet Jesus, Johnny. Please let it be a cuff. The Scientologists can have anyone, but they can't take John Lithgow! Not over my dead body.

Oh crap.. Maybe I shouldn't have said that. Travolta will be knocking on my door within the hour.

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Maybe the Samuel Jacson-esque backward-beret will confuse any roaming Scientologists and protect Johnny.

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WTFOMGLOL's picture

OH MY GOD !!! YOU'RE GORGEOUS !!!!!

giggles couldn't resist.. miss that show.

MONKEYPOX's picture

Oh man do I miss the show "Third Rock from the Sun"... I ♥ Lithgow mucho...

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Tubereuse's picture

Holmes is getting a double chin, and her new nose looks like a snout.

Silvara0428's picture

Truly one of the best in my opinion!!!

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Hekki,

He's been married twice

Mary Yeager (1981 - present) 1 son, Nathan, 1 daughter, Phoebe
Jean Taynton (10 September 1966 - 1980) (divorced) 1 son, Ian

I always thought he was a little, um, fey.

I ♥ him

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kdracofan's picture

John: I love you...Harry and the Handersons rocked! lmao (yup yup yup) Lol

Princess PinkyStink's picture

If you look at that picture from the nose up, it could be Benny Hill or Mickey Rooney.

Aunt Bea's picture

He dresses better then Katie

DivasGone's picture

Yikes. My hands are trembling so much from fear, I double posted.

*sweat dripping from brow*

Hekki's picture

Salem13, ITA about Third Rock. That show was fucking genius. I love him dearly.

In this photo, he looks just like this gay friend of my MIL and for a split second, I was like "What did G** do NOW?"

Is Lithgow gay or straight?

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 29, 2008 - 10:58am.
The last thumbnail of JL hints of rolled-up jeans.

Please, John, say it aint so.

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I think it's just a cuff. Which is different than pegged.

Oh, sweet Jesus, Johnny. Please let it be a cuff. The Scientologists can have anyone, but they can't take John Lithgow! Not over my dead body.

Oh crap.. Maybe I shouldn't have said that. Travolta will be knocking on my door within the hour.

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