Saint Angelina Is Tired
Woe is Saint Angelina. Not only does she have to rule the world, but she also has to raise her child army and keep up a house the size of Parasite Hilton's snatch. Even with the help of nannies, all that work has drained Angie Jo and she's been forced to seek medical attention. That's what Now Magazine (via entertainmentwise) claims anyway.
A source said, "She's in tears up to three times a day and so tired that Brad's found her collapsed asleep in the bath twice. She's been working around the clock, breast-feeding the babies and trying to get them to sleep. But as soon as one of them drops off, the other wakes up for another feed. She's also not eating very much right now and blames that on being busy. The doctor says that she needs more calories to gain strength and ensure that her breast milk is healthy."
I find this hard to believe. First of all, the twin chosen ones already make every meal for their family. I mean, they are Le Cordon Bleu trained gourmet chefs after all. Second of all, Maddox doesn't need to be taken care of and he pretty much rules Zahara and Pax. Third of all, Shiloh lives in an ivory tower in a land far, far away, so she's not even a problem.
And she collapsed in the bath, because she accidentally caught a glimpse of her holy image in the mirror and passed out.
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Oh my goodness! She is having this tough of a time, and Pitt takes a sojourn to Venice? Wow, who would have thought he has a sensitivity chip missing?
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 29, 2008 - 3:21pm.
She cries "up to" three times per day. No more than that. The fourth time she farts the Star Bangled Banner.
Brad just sits there going, "Yes, dear" while whiffing the sheets
That’s genius. However, whilst I appreciate a good laugh that mental image might take some erasing. ECT should do it.
She’s tired. Well fuck me backwards. Six kids under 7 and you're tired? D’ya think?? How fucking stupid can one person be? I mean really? You dash about buying babies desparate for attention and trying to erase you cutter, drug addict, brother fucking past with saintly visons of mother bloody Teresa and then ooo… not enough limelight on Ange. It’s a disgrace that you were allowed to buy those poor kids- including the pre selected eggs stuck in your withered womb and it is an even bigger disgrace that you expect us to feel sorry for you. Any money you like she has a team of nannies and if she is breast feeding those babies I am the Queen of Sheba. Do us all a favour and fuck off, and stay fucked off. Idiot.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
this bitch is still on heroin and coke...had to throw that in
Haha I knew it bitch is really a Klingon!!!!!!!!!
Just for shits and giggles, I checked the box office for Wanted and hahahha. Momma Mia will catch it in about 2 weeks... Meryl Streep done goed and kicked Santa Angelinas ass...
HAHAHAHA. Life is rich!
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Thanks SandBitch,
You just took all the fun out of my freeway intersection adventures with a cardboard sign. RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Puhleeze Angie can hire a wet nurse and a handler that would feed her with a gold spoon. Don't feel sorry for her at all.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 29, 2008 - 2:57pm.
I've heard/read that, the Coen Bros. movie hes in with George has been getting mostly bad reviews. Which is a shame for the Coens seeing as No Country was so good.
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I like George, but I can't see it with Brad in it. George is going to have to stop doing movies with Brad if he doesn't want to see his career go down the drain. Brad hasn't had a hit in years.
I heard alot of people say the children looked dirty in the People magazine spread. I thought the kids looked unkept. I think Ange does try to give them baths and what not,But Brad barely keeps himslf kept up let alone 6 kids. Perhaps she doesn't trust the help to do it. I think she should cut back on the IVF. I heard somewhere she wanted another set of twins. This sort of mental delusion doesn't go away. Brace yourselves for the next round. I do think she has these health scares for Brad's benefit. She doesn't look physically fit to me. Why would she put herself though having twins anyway?
"She’s also not eating very much right now and blames that on being busy. The doctor that she needs more calories to gain strength and ensure that her breast milk is healthy.”
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Pffffffffffft! Artificial formula marketing bullshit. Breast milk is never unhealthy. Bitch isn't living in the 3rd world for jebus sake. Milk doesn't turn to water if a mother misses a meal. If it did, the species would be fucking extinct.
How come brown cows only give white milk when they only eat green grass.
Are we supposed to feel sorry for her? Nobody told her to adopt all them bad ass kids!
Taken from a recent article regarding Jolie & the twins:
"She’s also not eating very much right now and blames that on being busy. The doctor that she needs more calories to gain strength and ensure that her breast milk is healthy.”
"This is the same story that arose from the Jolie-Pitt camp after the birth of Shiloh. Jolie dropped a lot of weight and over time, gained it back to the point of healthiness after the couple’s first child was born. "
"Here’s hoping Angie gets that much needed rest and Brad hurries back from Venice to provide another set of hands"!
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OK - First off, She never gained any weight back after having Shiloh and her mom passing away. She's looked like skeletor for 2 years .
After reading this, I get why the rumors are starting about her emotional and physical distress with the twins. It's her way of getting Brad's ass back home so that he doesn't have the supposed "run in" with his ex wife . You know every media outlet is anticipating that. Jolie can't be there, so she'll play the "health card" in order to make him cancel his appearances. She's calculating, I'll give her that!
Submitted by mike on August 30, 2008 - 9:34am.
Submitted by K2 on August 30, 2008 - 9:32am.
FALSE. Paul Rudd is more-or-less happily married with kids.
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Oh good he's married w/ children, that's nice. I never knew much about him. I do know that him and Jen had been spotted having dinner in NY (recently)- but apparently now I read they are also good friends. Didn't know anything about the wife. Ok - so the rumor was false. Thanks for clarifying.
Submitted by wildflower509 on August 30, 2008 - 1:48pm.
I enjoy watching the television reality program "Jon and Kate Plus 8" about real life and living of a married couple with a set of twins followed within two years by a set of sextuplets. Amazing how these parents have managed to raise them to 5 y/o twin girls and 2 year old sextuplets (6) without seeking pity / and or/ sympathy for doing so. If you chose to become a parent and risk in vetro ( produces male and female embryo 99% of the time), you know what you are in for. I pity those kids....all six of the jolie-pittiful tribe. Not the sort of life i'd deliberatly subject a child to. They'd have done the kids , any needy kids, more good by establishing and financing an orphanage. With their money, they could supply nurses, a doctor, teachers, clean beds, good food three times a day, and even scholarships for those showing ability to go on with education. This is all for the Angie and Brad show....until one or both tire of it and seek new stimulation.
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well said. She's desperately trying to fill some kind of a void her childhood left her with.
you know, self-cutting, living with her boyfriend at the age of 14 under her mother's roof, and later in life all the bizzare behavior she keeps revealing in front of us. Makes me wonder, how come they let mentally unstable adopt?
I enjoy watching the television reality program "Jon and Kate Plus 8" about real life and living of a married couple with a set of twins followed within two years by a set of sextuplets. Amazing how these parents have managed to raise them to 5 y/o twin girls and 2 year old sextuplets (6) without seeking pity / and or/ sympathy for doing so. If you chose to become a parent and risk in vetro ( produces male and female embryo 99% of the time), you know what you are in for. I pity those kids....all six of the jolie-pittiful tribe. Not the sort of life i'd deliberatly subject a child to. They'd have done the kids , any needy kids, more good by establishing and financing an orphanage. With their money, they could supply nurses, a doctor, teachers, clean beds, good food three times a day, and even scholarships for those showing ability to go on with education. This is all for the Angie and Brad show....until one or both tire of it and seek new stimulation.
Sorry, are we supposed to feel sorry for Saint Angelina? Not going to happen.
She has millions of dollars, and Nanny's out the ass. Bitch, please.
When is her book detailing her suffering coming out?
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Submitted by K2 on August 30, 2008 - 6:32am.
Paul Rudd is married, if I am not mistaken.
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
If she IS nursing those two babes. Her life is a living hell. Nursing is not for the faint hearted.
Submitted by laladida on August 29, 2008 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by Darlin on August 29, 2008 - 11:32pm.
SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT KICK ROCKS
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With or without shoes? I'm trying to get a feel on how aggressive you're being.
Bet she couldn't wait for those two little dumplings got out so she could go back to feeding her habit...
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
I wonder does she fall asleep during sexy time w/ Brad?
PS: W/ those kids I think she needs two nannies for each kid. Except for Shiloh she needs 3 bc/ she needs them to wait on her. She is the real princess of the house.
Dinner and a script. Does that make a romance?
Submitted by K2 on August 30, 2008 - 9:32am.
FALSE. Paul Rudd is more-or-less happily married with kids.
Bitch is tired because she'd riding the H pony.
Ladies & Gents:
I was told that apparently Jen Aniston is dating Paul Rudd. Now of course this hasn't been on any of the gossip sites yet - but it was in actual news (from what I'm told). Paul Rudd is the guy that played Phoebe's husband on FRIENDS, plus he worked with Aniston in that movie "object of my affection"... he has recently starred in Knocked Up and 40 Year Old Virgin. He's not as hot as Johnny Stamos but he's cute non the less. Let's see if it's true or not, I give it atleast a week until we hear about it - if we don't it might just be rumors.
but meh this woman seems like one to always be on the good graces of he media for some reason, she seems to wnat to be the most perfect mother int he world!! pffft but we all know that role does not exsist, all of us humans have lotsa flwas but we gota deal and learn
not gonna checkf or spelling errors cause i dont give a flying fuck
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Please give a fuck the next time! Trying to read this gave me a VERTIGO attack!
Submitted by rachel on August 30, 2008 - 2:37am.
You criticise people for posting their opinions in a blog, and then you celebrate mediocrity by admitting you know your spelling is bad but refusing to correct it. Sorry, you can't be taken seriously.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
gosh i have a bone o pick with this one
first off i know many celebs that do just as much charity work as her, but dont broadcast(people mag) it to the world , every time.
and why are people discussing part relationships??? like billy bob anbd whomever its notta nothing now. stop trying to analize celebs that you have never met, or making assumpions! cause my life was based on that for a few months,people made assupmpions of me and my ex for a while which were were untrue
but meh this woman seems like one to always be on the good graces of he media for some reason, she seems to wnat to be the most perfect mother int he world!! pffft but we all know that role does not exsist, all of us humans have lotsa flwas but we gota deal and learn
not gonna checkf or spelling errors cause i dont give a flying fuck
Breast feeding ONE baby can take 1000 calories a day! So I've been told.
Submitted by applehead on August 30, 2008 - 11:30am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 29, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Holy crap....what the fluck!! I totally forgot about the "young ones" I LOVED that show way back when! Thanks for the memories!
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It is my purest pleasure. I swear I could look at that vid all day. Poor Niki though, can you believe she had to bail at 45 seconds "Thank you for the lesson in grammar but I hate you for the vid. I had to stop at 45 seconds".
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See Mon? Fucking Americans could not survive in the United Kingdom beyond 45 seconds.
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Anyfucker, this one is for you Niki. I never said I was a whitey. Smooches.
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I don't believe this crap. You KNOW they have nurses and nannies galore. She is so willing to lie to look like such a dedicated parent, when the truth is probably that she does less than a parent of one or two kids in a "regular" family. Please, please, please. And damn straight she is just manifesting an eating disorder to "not have time" to eat with all the hired help they have.
LIARS. Attention, worship-wanting asshats.
Submitted by Darlin on August 29, 2008 - 11:47pm.
WHATEVER YOU PREFER
Laladida, I'm not a dick, I'm a twat.
Submitted by Darlin on August 29, 2008 - 11:32pm.
FUCK A FRIDAY NIGHT I TYPE IN CAPS EVERYDAY AND THE MORE YOU DICKS TALK ABOUT IT THE MORE I'LL DO IT!!! SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT KICK ROCKS
Submitted by Darlin on August 29, 2008 - 11:02pm.
She didn't care enough to learn how to spell.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Well honey, you must care since you're typing about her in all caps on a Friday night.
WAH WAH WAH THE NASTY WHORE IS TRIED, WHO CARES!!
Submitted by MzSassy on August 30, 2008 - 11:10am.
You know, I don't have anything against Angelina, but then I stopped myself and thought the following:
-If she's supposed to be such a paragon of virtue and compassion, why the hell hasn't she made up with her father already???
-Why hasn't she at least made some amends with Jennifer Aniston? I'm not postulating something riduculous like they should be BFF's. But Angie could at least be diplomatic towards Aniston.
-Regarding the above, philanthropy is about more then the dollar.....
Good point. When I found out the guy I was seeing a long time ago was married, the first damn thing I did was apologize to his wife. Profusely. For months.
Just below the snowy white surface is just another cold, calculating bitch.
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
Well bitch, you made your rainbow bed. Now lie in it.
I'd like to see her do this in real life. Be a full-time mom to four kids, a sick husband, and hold down a full-time job.
No sympathy for this cunt.
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
I find it very hard to belive she didn't steal stu-pitt, especailly when you look at her track record, which shows that she goes around sleeping with people she work with and men in relationships. We all know that she met her 1st husband Jonny Lee Miller on a set of a movie, she met Timothy Hutton on a set of a movie dated him got an H tattoo on her arm for him but when he left her she claimed she got it for her brother (whatever) then she met her second husband Billy Bob Thornton on a set of a movie, she knew he was in a relationship but slept with him anyway and broke it up and trapped him into addopting Maddox, she met her lesbian lover Jenny Shimizu on a set of a movie, and when she worked with colin farrell in alexander they dated or maybe just fucked because there were reports that she was seen in dublin coming out of his hotel room.
Then last (or should I say last for now) she worked with brad pitt who was married, but ofcourse she didn't care. I laugh when I see them and their "happy family", Its pathethic everything about them is so staged. That relationship was doomed from the start and it's a trainwreck waiting to happy. Thats why they are misrable. Like they say you reap what you sow so she need to shut the fuck up and deal with it
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Submitted by dead-actress on August 29, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Mr. Ed was a better actor, I really believed he was a horse.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Applying a dab of peanut butter on her gums, she'd probably do a pretty good impersonation of Mr. Ed.
Bitch needs to smoke a bowl and deal. She has millions of dollars and can hire a dozen more people to raise the kids.
You know, I don't have anything against Angelina, but then I stopped myself and thought the following:
-If she's supposed to be such a paragon of virtue and compassion, why the hell hasn't she made up with her father already???
-Why hasn't she at least made some amends with Jennifer Aniston? I'm not postulating something riduculous like they should be BFF's. But Angie could at least be diplomatic towards Aniston.
-Regarding the above, philanthropy is about more then the dollar.....
Hope this post made a wee bit of sense! :}
whateeeever....this bitch wanted 6 small kids at once..she needs to hire 6 more nannies and STFU
Brad's also probably tired of the way she screams her own name during sex. Not that he gets to participate, of course, but he probably hears it all the way down to his bedroom.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
The journo misinterpreted... She's crying with joy 'cause her life is so perfect. Brad is keen to get her knocked up again. The baths help soothe her vag... red raw from all the sex she's getting.
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I told ya I was trouble...
And I'll bet her mirror is getting pretty tired of being asked "Who is the fairest of them all?"
Submitted by Darlin on August 29, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Maybe, but her self love never waivers.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
LOL Team Valtrex! The rent-to-own shops where they got them from probably made them sign waivers.