Friday, August 29th 2008
"It Makes My Taco Pop!"
Who in Chris Hansen hell thought it was a cute for Shawn Johnson to say, "It makes my taco pop!" in a national commercial?! Shawn, needs to keep her taco to herself! They probably asked Nasty Nastia to do that commercial, but she knows very well that her taco doesn't pop. It coos.
And for the record, Ortega sauce makes my taco dry heave. Wait. Do I even have a taco? I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. Too many innuendos make me dizzy.
VIA TMZ
Every morning when I wake up, I make my taco pop.
Hey, no fair. They took down the video. I guess the FBI child porn division shut them down when they heard a 16 year old would pop her taco on screen.
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Submitted by La Angel on August 29, 2008 - 7:06pm
Lol. Love it.
OH.MY.GOD. THESE.PEOPLE.CAN'T.ACT. THEY.SOUND.LIKE.ROBOTS. AND.WHY.IS.A.LITTLE.GIRL.TALKING.ABOUT.HER.TACO.POPPING.
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i'd pop 'her' taco.
I guess it's slightly better than, "It makes my taco moist."
Still pretty funny and I am wondering when someone will complain and it will be puleed.
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that was toooo cheesy ... (pop)... oops, there goes my taco
Submitted by mike on August 29, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Those Hamm boys look inbred.
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According to my very non-scientific observations...Multiples sometimes look a little "off".
Whats the matter honey, a little extra cheese on the taco?
The pedos are going to beating off somethin fierce tonight watching her say "makes my taco pop".
I want to poop all over this commercial.
*bloop* *bloop*
Dang, that's all I've got for now.
What the hell is that boy on the right doing with his hand under the table? Naaasssssttttyyyy.
LOL @ Sayonara's 2 Live Crew spin.
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Taco, taco poppin'
Taco poppin' on a handstand
That video was straight from the '80s... Ghetto.
Shit. Someone took one too many huffs of helium before they did this commercial. That or they got kicked in the balls one too many times.
The Hamm brothers always bothered me. Something creepy about those two. Horrible commercial.
Olympic champions compete just so they can do lame commercials like this...geez...this world SUCKS!
Your face!
That was the dumbest shit Ive seen all day~!
that commercial made me 10 different kinds of uncomfortable. The Hammster twins and Shawna's poppin taco need to disappear before this ever airs, and I get a nasty surprise while I'm trying to watch Monk.
a good, hard fall on a pummel horse makes my taco pop.
That commercial is so cheesy that it is hard to watch. I feel embarrassed for all three of them.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I like Shawn Johnson, but is it just me or does she look like a roided up Tara Lipinski??
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
Ortega is shit. If you want quality salsa, go to your neighborhood grocery store and buy some Embasa. That will fucking make your day.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
isnt it strange that the chick sounds the most masculine out of all of them??
From the stare into the camera at the beginning to the atrocious acting, this commercial is just painful. I literally had to look away.
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Hey, MK! I know what makes YOUR taco pop!
BUT sadly, it isn't this pink taco. *TEAR*
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Those Hamm boys look inbred.
That was the lamest fakest comerical I've seen in a long time. Ugh what the hell is with those guys voices?
this is the gayest thing i've seen all year, and i've seen a lots of gay stuff. trust me ;)
I'm slightly dyslexic and thought that the headline read "It makes my Taco Poop!". Oops!
Does popping a taco have anything to do with tossing a salad (e.g., vintage Oprah show)?
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Just sooo so wrong. Mothers of virgins are hiding their TV remotes or muting this commercial.
Let's put an Uncle Luke (2 Live Crew) spin on it... Instead of Pop that Coochie, we have Pop that Taco:
Pop that taco, hey pop that taco baby, pop pop pop the taco, hey pop that taco baby
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
these 3 have voices like the munchkins from the wizard of oz...
oy...the two boys aren't seriously into making tacos pop are they?
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
It makes my poop like taco.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 29, 2008 - 4:17pm.
THE TACO POP IN THE SLOT SOCK
GIVE A FLASH IN THE TOILET CHAT
THEN COUNTY TIMES FOR SALLY MACK!!!!
That's it, my next poo baby is going to be yours.
On topic,gaw, that was awful. and it does not pop my taco or any other part of my mom body.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Bradiful - Huge salad bowl overfilling with Taco Bell sauce packets. LOL.
Wow, what a lousy commercial... bad quality and bac acting. Nasty Nastia rules!
wha? taco taco taco and a soda pop?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 29, 2008 - 4:14pm.
FatMartha on August 29, 2008 - 5:11pm
*sticks tongue out at Martha*
NO!
Ok, obviously I have used it but now I also scour the ethnic aisles and pick up weird and wonderful imported sauces. I know how to make my own but fuck, hauling out the Cuisinart for a quick fajita night, no thanks.
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Ahhhh, I love the "real" foods and sauces. And organics. Anyways, I never get the kind of food I want when I'm at home because the parenterals like to have those "Americanized" things (example: we make pod thai with peanut butter). I on the other hand prefer experimentation and trying new things. So when I get my own place... *sighs* good food times will be happening.
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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Well, I know what makes my taco pop, and that ain't it...
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Lame commercial...but this could spin off into Shawn
doing ads for Peter Morton's PINK TACO diner chain.Just don't tell her the innuendo is already built in.*chuckle*
I like how they've got their whole picnic spread out on a folding table in the middle of the gymnasium, just like gymnasts do in real life before a meal when they want to establish the context of "yeah, in case you forgot, I'm a gymnast, and here's the kind of condiment I like to season the inappropriate food I eat when I train to face world class comp."
Next she'll be in an ad for fried chicken hoagies or soda with extra sugar and ecstasy in it.
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M.E. on August 29, 2008 - 5:17pm
Totally have bag of assorted packets in the fridge.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Upon 2nd Review...that is the DOUCHIEST commercial ever. WTF is with the Minnie Mouse voice? Are their nutsacks stuck to their spandex?
Makes Mitch Gaylord look like a Shakesperean thespian.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 29, 2008 - 1:08pm.
TACO POP!
It's so very comingback....
Ortega taco sauce is nast. I raid Taco Bell's sauce bins when I go there.
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He he he...
FIRE! FIRE!!!!
I love their fire sauce. We have all their sauces stock piled in our house. LOL.
THE TACO POP IN THE SLOT SOCK
GIVE A FLASH IN THE TOILET CHAT
THEN COUNTY TIMES FOR SALLY MACK!!!!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I dont think those Hamm douches could make my booty taco pop if they both went in balls deep at the same time.
FatMartha on August 29, 2008 - 5:11pm
*sticks tongue out at Martha*
NO!
Ok, obviously I have used it but now I also scour the ethnic aisles and pick up weird and wonderful imported sauces. I know how to make my own but fuck, hauling out the Cuisinart for a quick fajita night, no thanks.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
TAKE THAT BACK!!! I grew up on Ortega sauces! Taco Bell may be fucking delicious, but I don't want that stuff on my home made steak burritos, fanks.
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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