Friday, August 29th 2008

"It Makes My Taco Pop!"


Who in Chris Hansen hell thought it was a cute for Shawn Johnson to say, "It makes my taco pop!" in a national commercial?! Shawn, needs to keep her taco to herself! They probably asked Nasty Nastia to do that commercial, but she knows very well that her taco doesn't pop. It coos.

And for the record, Ortega sauce makes my taco dry heave. Wait. Do I even have a taco? I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. Too many innuendos make me dizzy.

VIA TMZ

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 5:08pm.

TACO POP!
It's so very comingback....

Ortega taco sauce is nast. I raid Taco Bell's sauce bins when I go there.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 5:08pm.

What in the Olympic hell was that?! Are our athletes really whoring themselves out for taco sauce commercials???...I bet you Micheal Fish would never stoop to this level..and is it me or did those to Hamm brothers sound like to gays who took a hit of helium before saying thier lines..I'm just sayin'

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Submitted by jim on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 5:07pm.

I BET YOU COULD FIT ALL 3 OF THESE MIDGETS IN ONE OF THOSE TACO SHELLS, AND I DON'T THINK THE TWINS BALLS HAVE DROPPED YET!!!

Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 5:04pm.

Shawn Johnson should know better than to associated herself with the douchebag known as Paul Hamm.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 5:00pm.

Charlize Theron makes my taco and burrito pop. Hay mamasita!

Hi M.E. and the rest of the Dlister Early Evening Crew.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 4:58pm.

Grrr. Can't watch vid right now. But damn. Where were the lawyers on this one? Don't ad companies have their lawyers look over EVERYTHING in a commercial/ad to avoid such innuendo's?

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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 4:58pm.

As a player in the advertising world, I would just like to say that that was a terrible commercial. I've seen local car dealership ads better than that!

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Submitted by Christie Love on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 4:55pm.

Oh, brother(s)! (Get it?) Commercials don't get any lamer than this. And those Hamm boys sure do have the gay accent.

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