Halle Berry Is Wearing A Ring....

Let the engagement rumors begin! Because we all know that if you're wearing a ring on your wedding finger, it means you're engaged and getting married any day now. Or it could mean that you were bored and wanted a little attention. Halle Berry wore this same ring back in May and her rep said it was just something she bought for herself. Blah...blah...blah...

Halle has been married twice before and said she would never marry again. Never say never. That's what I said when I first ate a funnel cake from IHOP. Never again! And the next time I was there, that's exactly what I ordered. We never learn our lesson. My bowels still get teary when they think about it.

If Halle is engaged to Hot Sperm Donor, she better get at least two prenups. You can't trust a man who has the ability to eff you balls deep with his eyes. Trust me. That's probably how Halle got knocked up in the first place. He just stared at her. Whenever I see a picture of him, I can't stare too long or I start to feel a rumble in the no-no area.