Them Again
I used this picture of White Oprah with HoHan, because this whole Lohan feud just isn't the same without her. White Oprah brings her own special brand of attention whoreness to a situation. I hope she wakes up from her cokey coma soon and puts her skills to good use.
Michael Lohan already issued a statement shortly after his dad "literally died in his arms," trashing White Oprah. He issued ANOTHER paragraph of verbal caca to E!. He said:
"Lindsay did reach out to me. She sent me a message this morning. She said, 'Now papa has found peace and maybe we can find peace in our lives, too.' "
Only a few hours after Michael barfed out those words. HoHan took to her MySpace and responded:
the boy who cries wolf
Current mood: busy
Category: Lifejust going to put it out there, i have had no contact with my father.
and i hope he uses this time to keep mourn the loss of his father, rather than taking the time to talk to the media about me or anyone in my life.
better he just keeps his mouth shut.on another note-
im having fun on the set of Ugly Betty, the cast is great, the crew is great, and it's nice to be at work, doing what i love to do!xoxox
There's something to be said about the fact that White Oprah is coming off as the least shady bitch in this whole drama. Something in the milk really ain't clean.
I'm beginning to think that this whole thing has been planned out. They're saving the best for last. White Oprah is going to appear in the grand finale where she will deliver the mother of all statements. The kind of statement that will make your eyes roll to the back of your head.
In the meantime, the eight ball is in your pocket, Michael Lohan.
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I just watched Mean Girls for the hundreth time and I can't believe how much LiLo has aged. She was so freah faced and lovely back then. Although since hooking up with Samro she has cleaned up nicely.
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Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today...
White Oprah has a PIG SNOUT! Look at that photo!
Was she in "Penelope"? What a great snout for coke clumps! W H O R E!!
Just because I love this clip and it has Anderson Cooper being a snarkist...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2gfiAOLBOo
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Thanks SandBitch,
You just took all the fun out of my freeway intersection adventures with a cardboard sign. RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Perfect shot, MK.
Love the tandem coke nostrils!!!
The lines between sex and society are so blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
These whores ALL need to STFU.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by Thornhill on August 30, 2008 - 4:11pm.
What does the statement "to keep mourn the loss of his father" mean...?
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I think Lindsay meant "mourning", which would make more sense.
~♥~Keep Getting Better 19/8/08?~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
I love how much of a has-been she is that she responds on MYSPACE. LOL!
Are you suggesting Mikey lied? HE IS A CHRISTIAN NOW. THAT'S ONE OF THE BIG TEN. He is a pillar of righteousness. Oh wait, no, he's a pile of shit. I get the two confused.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on August 30, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Bravo!
Sock the apologists once in the nose for me as well!
Oh, and what an amusing name you've chosen for your DListed persona. THE Britney Bitch. As though it is a creature of its own merit.
A modern day Jabberwocky?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
I wish Dina would take a "3 hour tour" somewhere and never come back to our world again.
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These people have no shame what-so-ever. They always complain about being harassed by the paparazzi, and here they are willingly submitting statements themselves about their own personal life! It just goes to show you that ALL these bitches in Hollywood are attention fiends, and they would shrivel up and die if they weren't in the spotlight. The next time I hear anyone try to make a case on their behalf and whine about their lack of privacy, I'm going to reach through the screen and punch them right in the nose.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 30, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Arrrrgh!
I hadn't even noticed the shameless self-promotion and free advertising of her stint on Ugly Betty!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
It's the HoHan version of the Hatfields and the McCoy's
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Most of what you worry about, never happens..
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What does the statement "to keep mourn the loss of his father" mean...?
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Most of what you worry about, never happens..
http://www.myspace.com/akathornhill
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 29, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Sometimes I wish my family would just issue statements to each other via the internet instead of actually talking/yelling at one another.
hahahaha
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
Not enough respect for a dead man to stop firing cheap shots at each other. Either that or dad/grandpa was just as crude.
I think I can stick two large mothballs into Dina's nostrils. She and PP must have the same plastic surgeon.
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Lilo Blowhan is SO upset at her dad, that she HAD to write about it on her Myspace page, where anybody could read it.
But she made sure she remembered to mention her stint on "Ugly Betty". What a tool. There ALL tools.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
PRESENTING THE FABULOUS MOUSE JR
I found the obit....it's not a private service so we can all go
Lohan, Richard E.
View/Sign Guest Book
LOHAN - Richard E., of Laurel Hollow, NY on August 28, 2008. Beloved husband of Marilyn (nee Desiderio). Loving father of Michael, Kimberly, Scott and Kerri. Cherished grandfather of ten. Dear brother of three. Reposing at the Beney Funeral Home, Inc. of Syosset, 79 Berry Hill Rd. Visiting Saturday and Sunday 2-4 and 7-9pm. Funeral Mass Monday 9:30am, St. Dominic's Chapel, Oyster Bay, NY. In lieu of flowers, donations may be made to Hospice Care Network, 99 Sunnyside Blvd., Woodbury, NY 11797 or Companions In Courage, P.O. Box 768, Huntington, NY 11743.
Published in on 8/30/2008
Ok, I'm starting to think Vince McMahon set up the Lohan family feud for publicity. I even think he's in on the whole Hulk Hogan thing so he could keep that big orange cash cow (and her father) in the papers.
Submitted by mharker on August 29, 2008 - 7:35pm.
HaHaHaHaHaHa. So true.
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Old girl really needs to work on her english. And she does look old.
WO is probably too busy using one of LiLo's old phones to 'send messages' to Papa, then watching the hilarity when Papa responds/Lilo responds/Papa responds/SamRo responds/Papa responds, etc. Makes her look sane and, as they say, any publicity is good publicity.....
ugly ass mo-fo's.
next!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Darlin on August 29, 2008 - 11:34pm.
And welcome, great to meet you. Hurry back!
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Wow - I thought my family was fucked up - I don't think I could ever even have imagined this fucked up shit................
That issue would sell enough copies to pull the economy out of the dumps.
Well, this was kinda fun. I'll have to come back again. I've been a fan of the site but never ventured into the posts before today. See ya Team Valtrex.
Works for me. OK mag is ready to bid on the pics.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Honey, I'll coat her in HP sauce and when I give you the "go" signal you open the cages, OK?
Submitted by Darlin on August 29, 2008 - 11:12pm.
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I know something else that would look great on her: a pack of wolverines.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Since Lindsay has her own line of leggings, maybe Dinah could come out with her own line of ball gags. That's about the only thing the public would want to see her model.
HAY WAITRESS!!!!!!!!
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
I agree, Parissucksliterally. They should be dressed up as wolves and released into the wilds of Alaska so hunters in planes can shoot them.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 29, 2008 - 9:55pm.
This picture must be 2 years old because they don't look like they're the same age.
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LOL! Dina now has a slip knot located somewhere on her head that is easily accessible to the plastic surgeon when she goes in for a maintenance. Undo and pull!
I cannot beLIEVE Mikey Lohan. He is so fucked in the head, it's scary.
This family is so fucked up. I can't take it anymore. Dina and Michael should both be locked up.......
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
Dina is a lady I truly would love to fuck big time.
This picture must be 2 years old because they don't look like they're the same age.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
No wonder Lindsay and Ali are so...troubled. Shitty parents.
so fuck this attenion ho douche?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Fuck. A coke snorting pig and a sanctimonious bastard create a brood not worth shit. Surprised? No.
So most of you put cunt at the top of your insult list to describe nasty ass women. But for me it's skeezer. I'm ghetto like that. Anyway LiLo, SamRo, her dollar off LiLo skank junior of a sister, and all of the other Lohan clan are a bunch of broke-assed, trading it on the street, triflin' beyond means SKEEZER assed hoes. ________________________________________________
I love my Brangelina like I love my stilettos...Hot, sexy, and a pain in the ass.
She would've had such a great career if she had kept her head on straight. But with a screwed up family like this that was not in the cards. Too bad. I loved her in Mean girls.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 1:23am.
@D.A.E.
Xtina 2.30
Xtina 2.30
Xtina 2.30
Christina Aguillera, Missy Eliot, Pink, Ma
Lady Marmalade - Moulin Rouge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoVeAGaO27I&feature=related
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Christina Aguilera - The Vouce Within Stripped Tour Live
4:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C2aEpb5gzk&feature=related
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Submitted by jim on August 29, 2008 - 4:03pm.
AND I AM SUPPOSED TO GIVE A FUCK WHY?? I WILL BE OUT OF THE OFFICE WITHIN THE HOUR AND ON MY WAY TO GET DRUNK AND THESE FUCKING LOSERS WILL BE FIGHTING AMONG THEMSELVES TO STAY IN THE NEWS...FUCK ALL THE LOHANS AND FUCK ALL THOSE WHO TRY TO KEEP MY BEER WARM!!
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Oh, I am in total agreement with my lover, Jim. (Yes, girls he's mine. Stay away.)
Has it never occurred to these people NOT to air their dirty laundry in public? WTF is wrong with them?
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Sometimes I wish my family would just issue statements to each other via the internet instead of actually talking/yelling at one another.
If we want to argue we'll all just run to our computers and issue statements. It would at least be a little more quiet around here.
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I'm wondering why his "not official fiance" isn't running for the hills after witnessing this B.S.
....WO must be reeling in a big fish boytoy or we would have heard from her by now....
...c'mon WO, take that dick out of your mouth and sober up - we need a statement pronto!....
@D.A.E.
Xtina 2.30
Xtina 2.30
Xtina 2.30
Christina Aguillera, Missy Eliot, Pink, Ma
Lady Marmalade - Moulin Rouge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoVeAGaO27I&feature=related