Saturday, August 30th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Chad Rogers from the Bravo reality show "Million Dollar Listing" - This month, I've gotten more "Hot Slut" requests for Chad than for any other whore! It must be the hair. Chad is like a robot douche in a discount Beatles wig. He's the only reason why I watch this show. He speaks to people like he's in an infomercial. I am definitely on "Team Chad." Visit Chad's blog to see a shit load of clips of him and his hair.

Chad has apparently gotten rid of his bowl cut! Noooooo! In the last picture below, Chad is wearing a new haircut. Bring back the bowl!





cahera02009's picture

omigod he's so annoying.
i think josh is hot ;)

Kandykane's picture

Madison belongs here. I agree with Josh, the little monkey who got busted recently for stealing art from a dead rich person's estate - Chad's like Botox. If Botox took human form it would look and sound like Chad - flat, boring, monotonous.

Mittmah's picture

He's grown on me somehow..I see I'm in the minority tho! At least on this site!

He has the most ridiculous haircut ever! Looks totally asexual...sorta like a 12 year old. And he spends so much time on it to get it to look that stupid!

He is a total douche but I can't take my eyes off of him. He should have kept the bowl cut. Is he gay?

Mr. President's picture

I wouldn't buy a used Pez dispenser from this punk and people are buying million dollar homes? No wonder real estate is in the toilet.

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TheBreakdown's picture

He should have kept the hair. It was hiding alot of latent fug.

The lines between sex and society are so blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://societysex.blogspot.com/

i've only wached 3ep of season 2 and i immediately hated him. But stalkerish as i am, i checked his myspace and when i saw what music he listens to i FELL in love. But he sure is pathetic and insecured. He's in denail! Ohh I WANT to see the dentiste and the 21 y old together!!! There something fishy!!! AHHH the dentiste! Madison is my fav he's normal

KT's picture

i agree with JR and cuntness (lol)

"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3

JR's picture

Totally not worthy of HSOTD.

JR's picture

Totally not worthy of HSOTD.

cuntess's picture

I cannot stand this douchey bitch. He is way in denial. I think he'd be much more pleasant if he'd just take it in the ass already.

Bjork You's picture

This guy is such a tool. But so am I for having watched some of this show. Have you seen those guys? I do "like" Madison a bit because he seems a bit more real, a bit nicer, than the other two. And who is the one with all that facial hair who has an orangey Crypt Keeper for a grandmother and Greasy Bear for a friend? Ewwwww.

You know what they say.... Big noses means big corn hole! No, I was not going to say dick...

z-listed's picture

Apparently Bravo expected people who watch "Flipping Out" to watch this pos since they promoted it so heavily during that show.

NO Way! They think this douche could ever take the place in our hearts and TiVos of Jeff Lewis?? HA!

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KT's picture

this guy appears to be about 12 years old and he seems like such a douche. nice hair by the way. ahahahaha if he only knew how stupid that really looked.

"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3

Kp's picture

By the way this guy is THIRTY years old. Watch his show and listen to his dumb girlfriend talk and you would think hes some emodouchebag fresh out of high school. Pathetic!!

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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I hate the way he is all obessive over his appearance. But on the show I thought he had a great work ethic.

Gry's picture

I'm gay myself, but this little bitch is so self-obsessed, entitled, and preening that even I find myself wanting to beat the shit out him and carve a swastika into his bony ass for my trouble.

paris herpes's picture

Ugh he's the epitome of douchebaggery. It's even worse than Ryan Seacrest!

Your face!

KG's picture

Madison is the only semi-normal one on the show the other 2 are dorks.

Candy's picture

Thank You MK!
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Brionity's picture

Thank you MK! It's Suri all grow'd up!

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Tubereuse's picture

Does he put his wein into a ziplock bag before he has sexy times? He is very anal.

obviously my taste in television shows is questionable, but anyhoo...

I couldn't believe it when they showed the $600 shoes he bought. Lord have mercy, what a tool! And Josh, the other fool on that show, paid $600 for a pair of jeans.
Attention, Beverly Hills shop-owners: delusional rich douchebags in aisle 3!

yucko's picture

I hate his fucking hair.

But I think it's just a way to look young. If you open a thumbnail and look at his face, you notice that he'd look about ten years older if he actually got a respectable haircut.

Mel-Tang's picture

I focking hate this douche AND his stupid hair.

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Justina's picture

Sure Mrs.K, no prob! I'm a little out of practice, but I'm going to bust my flat iron out of storage and go to town today! It's like riding a bike.

Kp's picture

Everyone on this show is so stupid! I really cannot watch. Its the same way with those Housewives. They are vacuous and its just irritating

Noelegy's picture

Re: skinny jeans. At a local grocery store, there is a stocker who wears skinny jeans, so low-waisted that you can always see about 6" of his boxers above the "waist."

Yup, he wears his hair combed down, too.

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Noelegy's picture

I can't figure out why these flatironed, slicked-down 'dos annoy me so much. Maybe it's because I've got a thing about my own hair hanging in my face, and I project whenever I see this. Anyway, I'll be so glad when this trend goes the way of the dodo.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by Justina on August 30, 2008 - 12:18pm.

I dunno who this douche is. Never watched his Bravo show. However I think I'm going to flat iron my hair today, just in his honor. I rarely do that.

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Justina's picture

I dunno who this douche is. Never watched his Bravo show. However I think I'm going to flat iron my hair today, just in his honor. I rarely do that.

Chad is a douche bag tool! I hope and sure he will provide endless material for The Soup. And what's with his girlfriend? She's as smart as drying paint.

Divas: get this-Chad is 31! That other ne'er-do-well, Josh is the 21 year-old. Like does malibu/beverly hills have realtors who are maybe, normal? Just sayin...

For sure NOT a hot slut, just a double douche supreme as in Spencer Pratt and John Mayer.

shandi's picture

I don't watch this show and have NO idea who this guy is. But I gotta say, I grew up in the 80s, the skinny jeans era, and even then we would have called this guy a big ass DORK!

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Sartastic's picture

Ugh, this douche? Who requested HIM? I saw him on The Soup when they showed clips of anal ass styling his hair and packing every individual toiletry in a ziploc bag. How could anyone like this guy? He seems so fucking arrogant. He's not a hot slut in my book.

I taught him how to dance. His mother and father are some of the nicest people in Malibu, and my son fixed his dads computers and this family couldn't be more loving and giving. He has been in Real Estate sales for a long time and learned as an assistant from one of Beverly Hills top producing agents. Chad Rogers is an educated and lovely young man. And I have forgiven him a long time ago for one mistaken phone call.

soul's picture

has to surf with that hair/still talks like he's in HS, not proffess at all
will never get Daddy's approval
nerd, but not a cool one(big chip)
poser/gatecrasher

whats not to LIKE? ;) :)

JOSH and Madison are the real realtors..

;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D

Balenciaga Bitch's picture

Madison for Hot Slut.

This guy makes me puke. the way he throws names around, pathetic. I sw where he was swimming and he would come p from the water with his hair just like that, not how normal ppl do with their hair slicked back.

Off Topic..KARMA! how is Leroy???

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MK~ 07/01/08

malibu mom

parissucksliterally's picture

mike, GOOD. I'm glad you didn't like them.....lol

yes, men, just like WOMEN, HAVE to have skinny legs to look good in skinny jeans.....they are NOT for "curvy" women........which is why I look good in them. I am no "Brick House", I am more of a "wood shack"....heehee

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mike's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 30, 2008 - 1:06pm.

I'll say it again, I hate skinny jeans on men.

To even wear them, you have to have really, really thin legs. I tried a pair on once (I was curious!), and they were just too too tight in the thigh. I think you have to pretty much lack muscle tone to wear them.

Some things everyone needs to know about Sarah Palin

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/29/163234/559/495/579213

Flatsy's picture

Totally agree, skinny jeans and men don't go.
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She's flat and that's that!

parissucksliterally's picture

I'll say it again, I hate skinny jeans on men.

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Flatsy's picture

All 3 of them wear the skinny jeans.

I saw the intro show and could have sworn the straights were gay and the gay was straight.
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She's flat and that's that!

I've gotten more "Hot Slut" requests for Chad than for any other whore!

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Umm.. maybe a gaggle of sophomore girls had a 'field trip' to Dlisted.

MK LIKES HIM!! That's what it really is.

parissucksliterally's picture

I hate that hairdo and skinny jeans on men/boys/guys.......SO lame.

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Cara's picture

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 30, 2008 - 12:45pm.

Linda Rondstadt! LOL, totally. Especially in the picture with the red tie. That hair is just horrid.

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