Saturday, August 30th 2008
Bale & Kermit: Separated At Birth
This is probably the most amazing thing I've seen all morning. Yes, I've only been up for an hour, but still!
An amazing person (who should win every award given to man) at ONTD put together an extensive collection of photographic evidence proving why Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog are long-lost twin brothers.
Don't fucking hesitate. Smoke a bowl and click here to being your journey. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll feel things you have never felt before! It's truly fucking wondrous.
Thanks to ferdalump at ONTD
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lol!! plus, Bale has that annoying wart on his eye (not makes for sexy times) and you know where warts come from. . . FROGS. yet more proof.
Good morrrrning, lovers! *throws Starburst candies to all*
Oh my giddygod, that was so wonderful I farted halfway through and then laughed my butt off. Yay.
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Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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LOL! I love your siggy, Ziggy...
Submitted by Salem13 on August 30, 2008 - 3:42pm
Really?
What character did he play? It's been a while since I seen the film, and I really can't remember.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
I admit it, I laughed especially Russell Crowe and CB. LOL, that was perfect for a slow saturday.
Wow...way too much free time.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Christian Bale was in Velvet Goldmine.
BeBe_Kitten:
The movie is called I'm Not There it's about Bob Dylan. Cate Blanchett and Heath Leger were also in it. It's a pretty good movie.
Man, that was one of the coolest things I've ever seen.
I WISH I had a bowl, though. :( :D
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not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Submitted by mharker on August 30, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Toby looks like KD Lang.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Wow, that was extensive...I used to think Tobey Maguire looked like Kermit but I have been proven WRONG!
Submitted by alice on August 30, 2008 - 3:30pm
I don't think Christian Bale was in Velvet Goldmine.
Are you confusing him with the tosser from The Tudors?
P.S. I love your avatar. I think that we all feel a little like Alice when we peer into the absurdity of celebrity.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
BE BE Kitten - the movie with the fro was maybe the Velvet Goldmine?
The skeletor pic is from The Machinist.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Somehow Kermit translates so much more emotion on film than Bale ever did.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
your hilarious! just because it made me laugh, im on my way to check out the photos now! keeping rockin it!
i thought the same think as i was sitting through hour two of the dark knight. "this guy looks like kermit."
Yes, but is Miss Piggy still single?? You know, I'd go gayelle for her!!
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
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I like oklahoma's avatar... Way cute!:0)
I'm what movie did Bale rock the white man fro??
Hmm,, One would think that the "so pretty so fat so sad" girl to the right in that ad, would have way bigger boobs..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Yes CelebCupid, I do think Kermit is single now. Fucking idiot! We will direct him to your site...
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
mmmk...must be a slow moving morning...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
too funny....lol
Lunachick is so right...
"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
I totally agree with you...
Whole heartedly...
Thanx-OSSIM:0)
I now have the urge to buy some green felt panties. Not sure why...
I see the funny ...
But he isn't alone in the bed.
Very funny though...:0)
Someone has entirely too much time on their hands... ha ha ....
Hey! That's Christian...
I like him.:0(
I also liked the one where Bale & Kermit were both splattered w/ blood. muah!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Bwahahaha!! What was that one Bale scene where he was all skeletor like.
Evilshoe.. OMG i know,right,Kermit was all sporting the 6 pack. *buys him a drink*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Classic! I love it. My fave is the Kermie six pack with the strategically placed towel to hide his no no parts! Loving it.
That was great - my favorite was Christian and Russell then Kermit and Grover.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
LOVE the PEZ dispensers. Thanks for posting this.
Did our glorious leader, MK, wake up post a couple of things and go back to bed???
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
f'ing hilarious!! but i had to quit in the middle. i couldn't take it anymore.
Green may be my favorite color, but Christian is definitely my favorite twin!!!
LMAO! Sooo funny:)
Hilarious! That was great entertainment while I worked my way through two mimosas! Bitch was amazing in the movie "American Psycho."
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That was great! LOLOLOLOL
This gets 9.5 on the weirdness scale, but I like it!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Michael, did you wake and bake this morning?! LOL!
MK,
Ferdalump is GENIUS! HotSlut of the Day material. But,ooooo, the ladies are going to get you for this...
I laughed my ass off and was grateful it wasn't Colin Firth. Counting emails 3006, 3007, 3008, 3009....
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
hahahahahaha. Brilliant.
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
Sooo by extension this means that I would also bed Kermit? jesus.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
Aha ha ha that was some funny shit!
I'm a little disturbed that I saw Kermit with a six pack though.......
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Dick happens! - MK
That was so funny but now I am horny for Kermit,is that wrong?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
OMG!! Thanks MK...theres no better way to start the day than with some funny fuckery!!! Damn....there's coffee all over my keyboard now......
I work with 4-legged animals, because the 2-legged ones make me wanna euthanize them!!!!!!!!
LOL i just scrolled down that page giggling like a fool
Bwahahaaha!
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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
Ohhh, you're going to catch some flak, MK. Dlisted is chock full of Christian Bale apologists.