Deep Fried Depp
I've always wondered why musicians sweat so much. I mean, all they have to do is sing. What did the Deppster do, douche himself with baby oil before he came out? He looks like somebody grabbed his ass by the ankles and gave him a swirly in the toilet.
And while we're on the subject of crappy garage bands, we must have gone back in time. It feels like the grimy 90's all over again. I thought grunge went out when Kurt punched his time card early. Should Johnny have to keep looking over his shoulder for Courtney Love lurking in the shadows waiting to plunge a syringe in his forearm?
Here's Johnny's old high school rock band The Kids at a benefit concert in Pompano Beach, Florida last night.
That's being said, I'd hit that shit and slip 'n slide all around his Crisco covered chest. No lube required! And I'd suck up the rest of his greasy sweat with my no-no hole. Dyson ain't got shit on me.
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I do not like the grunge. Out of style, Johnny. You're starting to remind me too much of Keith Richards. I wonder if his house smells like nasty cigarettes from all the smoking he and Vanessa do. I pity their kids on that one. There's nothing stylish about being gross.
The man is divine. Sweaty/not sweaty I don't care.
Love the fact that he actually got the Sparrow tattoo! It wasn't a film fake!!
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Nummeh nummeh nummeh!!!
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Oh Johnny, how I love you. Sweaty, messy and wearing godawful grunge clothing I don't care, I could just lick you all over. Yum-ness.
Deep fried goodness. Mmmmm...
"Dyson ain't got shit on me."
I CAN'T! I almost miss that creepy dude that was so proud of his suction. Where the hell was he from? Scandinavia somewhere?
I'm stalking you. Just letting you know.
lemme ride that donkeh donkeh lemme ride that donkeh donkeh
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"If she's {Jenna Jameson} a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
"~You got BUKKAK'D!~" cumming this fall, guest starring Johnny Depp.
Yes, all the gay boys want a to ride it all night. MK is 'in touch' with his perv.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
This outfit had better actually be from the early 90s. I can totally see him rubbing grease frantically all over the outfit and tearing pieces of fabric away to distress this look an hour before the show started.
Saying all that, I'd ride it all night.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
@ Submitted by xoffender45 on August 30, 2008
I went to the show and was not disappointed at all. He was playing as part of a band, and the last thing he wanted to do was hog the spotlight. He IS a modest guy and I thought he was just being sweet and respectful of the other band members. He addressed the audience twice, and both times the crowd went apeshit. That's why he was hanging back. He also signed autographs and posed for pictures after the show. What else did you expect from the guy?
Sunday Morning music to start the day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP67H4qfe5w&feature=related
and this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APpoThLBHMg
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OK. I know there's a lot of Johnny Depp fans on here so I'll preface this by saying I really like him and he's a super cool guy and a very talented actor. But please, if that photo doesn't scream poseur, I don't know what does. The flannel shirt, pre-ripped jeans, strategically placed stains. And I'll bet good money that that Tele came pre-distressed from the Fender custom shop. Not hating though, honest.
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Yummy sweaty Johnny,I will lick him dry.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i'll have some of this too...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
I went to this show yesterday. Total disappointment - Depp didn't sing at all. Didn't interact with the audience, and mostly kept to the background. The one time he tried to say something into the mic, it was turned off. So that means that the few back-up lines he did have to sing, he didn't. I don't want to hear the whole "He's shy and modest" bullshit. I spent 45 bucks and over 7 hours waiting for him. And for the record, he showed up on stage looking like that! I dont understand the appeal of this dirty, oily, unkempt man who probably smells of armpit.
Submitted by Roxygirl87 on August 30, 2008 - 9:12pm.
Johnny is so hot. I dont know much of him as a musician but I love him as an actor.
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Yeah, well...*spraying tiger piss all over this thread*...He's mind for the night, BITCHES...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Johnny is so hot. I dont know much of him as a musician but I love him as an actor.
He went to high school with Quentin Tarentino?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 7:50pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 30, 2008 - 5:47pm.
I'm pretty sure that between the Christian Bale and Johnny Depp posts, there is enough panty pudding to feed a third world country up in here...
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All we need for a trifecta feast is an Alec Baldwin post.
CALIENTE!!!
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Only if he'll call me a "rude little pig" Oink, oink. Yeah, I could get into him then, kinda like I might be able to do Mel Gibson if he called me "Sugar Tits"...What woman doesn't want to be called "Sugar Tits"....?
But seriously, I'd do Alec...Mel? Not so much...They are both assholes, just one stinks more than the other...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 30, 2008 - 5:47pm.
I'm pretty sure that between the Christian Bale and Johnny Depp posts, there is enough panty pudding to feed a third world country up in here...
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All we need for a trifecta feast is an Alec Baldwin post.
CALIENTE!!!
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
I'm pretty sure that between the Christian Bale and Johnny Depp posts, there is enough panty pudding to feed a third world country up in here...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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"I'd hit that shit and slip 'n slide all around his Crisco covered chest. No lube required!"
I concur.
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People are crazy and times are strange.
*sigh*
It's always a good day when Johnny makes DListed!
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He seriously looked the best in What's Eating Gilbert Grape! He had long hair and looked really sensitive in it.
Speaking of which, I finally saw Brokeback Mountain last nite (I'm probably one of the few people in SF left who had not seen it yet!). That was some rough lovin' between Heath and Jakey-poo. I think Jakey may have enjoyed it a little more than Heath though. That movie was SO sad. WOW! Awesome shots of Wyoming...but I digress. Depp is HOT!
Your face!
Ah the Depp. He is lovely. I wouldn't mind him sweating all over me either. I've had a mad crush on him since I was 12 for chrissakes. It's a nearly 20 year love for someone I have never met. I just think he's the cheese to my macaroni! (sorry Juno quote, I think it's really cute!)
Your face!
I can explain "Depp hysteria." He is the rare Hollywood entity who is not only hot but actually has a great deal of talent and is NOT an attention whore/douche nozzle.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 30, 2008 - 2:53pm.
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SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=462213...
Wierd, I just finished watching Edward Scissorhands. Sad. But yeah, never got the whole Depp hysteria either. He seems like a nice enough guy and all, but I wouldn't hit it (esp not in that outfit).
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 2:57pm.
The only thing I hate more than a clown is a pirate/clown.
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Haaahaha!! That totally cracked me up! and I'm not really sure what you're sayin.
Johnny is cute but the mussy hair and scraggly look. Is too too. Something smells like pretense here and it's not BO.
I think a lot of the Depp worship is intensified because he honestly seems like a nice, humble, down to earth guy who seems devoted to his kids and baby mama. Combine that with his looks, his acting ability, and voila. That's my excuse anyway.
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He looks Damn tasty even when he's hot sweaty and wet!
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
Hmmmm, yummy! Love me some Depp!
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DAYUM! It must be my birthday...
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
It's the lights.
And Johnny Depp is god incarnate, come to grace movie and television screens everywhere with a holiness that Angelina and Brad could only wish for at night. I will even watch a bad movie if he makes an appearance. Especially if he's wearing eyeliner. Bless that beautiful, tiny-lipped man.
~yeah. like that~
Meh, we all look like in Florida in August.
I'd hit it.
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Eh.
The sweat's a bit much, but it's his girlfriend's teeth that are really over the top:
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/88/10_2007/JohnnyDepp_Barso_81...
i love the grunge look on a guy, specially johnny depp <3
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One dollar for eternal happiness?
I'd be happier with the dollar...
So much flannel...
If you listen closely, you can almost hear a distraught lesbian screaming, "Damn you, Johnny Depp! You stole my favorite shirt!"
I sweat like that when I go from my computer to the kitchen. Hyperhidrosis from Menopause is a BITCH.
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Johnny Lard is still a hottie. Basta.
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The only thing I hate more than a clown is a pirate/clown.
If you lived in Seattle you would understand.
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
I think he is the most gorgeous human being walking on this earth! No matter what he does or what he looks like, he will always be incredibly gorgeous. I am so jealous of his gapped tooth baby's mama! I would love to hit that shit every night.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 30, 2008 - 12:54pm.
L O fuckin' L
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
mharker:
but the amount and intensity of the universal worship he gets mystifies me
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I take it you've never heard of a little thing called Brangelina?
Submitted by mharker on August 30, 2008 - 12:39pm.
the amount and intensity of the universal worship he gets mystifies me
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I'm just trying to fit in.
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 30, 2008 - 3:38pm.
speakit, I hate clowns too....they are CREEPY.
....and ever since "Poltergeist", I have never looked at clowns the same.....hate them , hate them!
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OH yeah, that freaked my shit in Poltergeist.
I think clowns INTENDED to be creepy, are. But I've never known anyone in reality who was afraid of clowns. Okay, I'll quit picking on Johnny.
Thank you, Ziggy! I mean, I understand why people love him--he's a good looking guy and he's a great actor, but the amount and intensity of the universal worship he gets mystifies me. He's a human being.
speakit, I hate clowns too....they are CREEPY.
....and ever since "Poltergeist", I have never looked at clowns the same.....hate them , hate them!
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