Deep Fried Depp
I've always wondered why musicians sweat so much. I mean, all they have to do is sing. What did the Deppster do, douche himself with baby oil before he came out? He looks like somebody grabbed his ass by the ankles and gave him a swirly in the toilet.
And while we're on the subject of crappy garage bands, we must have gone back in time. It feels like the grimy 90's all over again. I thought grunge went out when Kurt punched his time card early. Should Johnny have to keep looking over his shoulder for Courtney Love lurking in the shadows waiting to plunge a syringe in his forearm?
Here's Johnny's old high school rock band The Kids at a benefit concert in Pompano Beach, Florida last night.
That's being said, I'd hit that shit and slip 'n slide all around his Crisco covered chest. No lube required! And I'd suck up the rest of his greasy sweat with my no-no hole. Dyson ain't got shit on me.
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J Depp.South Florida STAND UP! He grew up in Hallandale.
The lighting at clubs is what makes musicians sweat like they are being liquefied. Those lights cook your ass.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 3:13pm.
I hate clowns
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Do you really hate them?
I didn't realize there were that many people that hated something people hire for their children's bday parties. Is that it? A bad party experience? How does McDonald's do so well when so many people hate their mascot? If you see a woman with excessive makeup, does that count as a 'clown'? So many questions....
I know I'm gonna get a stake through the heart for saying this, but - I like him as an actor. He's got a variety of parts under his ... belt. My favorite to date is his portrayal of Hunter S. Thompson in Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. Seeing him dressed as a girl in Ed Wood did quite a bit for me, too. He's done it up pretty, weird, silly, sinister, the straight man - what else?
I hate clowns
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Fuck me sideways a Bale and Depp post, things are lookin pretty good today after all.
I wrote a song for you too Johnny.
Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move...
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.
Johnny, I wrote this song just for you:
u i would die 4 u
darling if u want me 2 u, u
i would die 4 u
♥ Bunny
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
What i wouldn't do to be a bead of sweat on that man's body...
And i'll be the first to admit that my love for Johnny borders on creepy obsession. You can't blame me, look at the man!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I live an hour from where it took place and I can't go meet him and it pisses me off!
ARGH!!!!!!!!!
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
He looks good no matter what he wears.
I know a few women who are dying over this pic- in fact, I sent it to one this morning!
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Me myself and I, that's all I got in the end
That's what I found out...And there ain't no need to cry, I took a vow that from now on I'm gonna be my own best friend
-Beyonce
Damnit, I just realized I'm such a Depp fangirl. I need help.
Shit, FUCK, fuckity FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!! I wanted to go to that so badly!!! Shit man, I didn't think he'd really be there! *sniff* So.....depressed....
You show Johnny your purty little vacu-ass! And then come over here and do my carpets.
I've never saw the attraction to Depp.
He does nothing for me.
And I'm sure that the sweat is from the heat of the venue more than anything else. For some reason, organisers think that intolerable heat is an essential part of the live music experience.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
ewwwwwwww
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
He's afraid of clowns but he dresses like that. pfft.
I LOVE HIM! Don't get pissy.