Soft & Fluffy
Tyson Beckford has a body built for fuckey times and a pubey bush built for a petting zoo. Seriously! While slobbering over these pictures of Tyson at some party in Australia last night, I didn't expect to see an extra large deep dish fur pie! I thought models regularly tended to their bushes. And his furburger looks so soft! Soft and silky. It looks like Spaghetti Cat (see below) is sitting in his lap.
I don't even need to state the obvious. Of course I'd "you know what" it. That bitch is a hot piece. I don't give an eff if it would be like sucking on a furball. It would be like cashmere on my tongue. I got the "pull the pubic hair out of my mouth" move down pat.
Below are some uncensored pictures of Tyson's mega bush. It's possibly a little NSFWey.
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MK, ur so fucking horny!
But, damn, he's just so hot!
MANSCAPING!!! Google it Tyson
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
eeeewwwww, nasty...he's usually kinda sexy
I would hit it so hard and so often, the hair would start to epilate!!
Plus there's nothing wrong with flossing anyway.
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Man Bush or not, I would hit that every day and twice and Sunday ( hell, i would hit it 4 times on Sunday). Poor man wouldn't walk for a week, lol
His Lucky Charms are magically delicious.
MK, how about some equal time for the hot female models out there? Doutzen Kroes, perhaps? Way better than having to look at this meathead.
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Good lord! Your mouth would look like a stuffed animal after sucking that mandingo!
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"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "
Just goes to show that every man looks silly naked. Even the supermodels.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 31, 2008 - 7:37am.
"As many fucktresses backstage that would willingly floss his cockickles away with their teeth".
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Floss his cocksickles?! Ha ha ha ha! That's right up there with calling lady parts the "snatchal region".
WTF?!
As many fucktresses backstage that would willingly floss his cockickles away with their teeth and he is sporting that much bush?!
Some slut on set has not been doing his/her job!
The lines between sex and society are so blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Whoa, that is some smoking body he's got. He should be naked all the time. Clothes just cover the hotness.
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I KNOW PEOPLE THAT KNOW HIM. I'VE NEVER PERSONALLY MET HIM, BUT I'VE HEARD HE'S A NICE GUY AND A LITTLE COCKY, BUT CAN YOU BLAME HIM
i'll have some of that...i can always use floss to get the hairs out from between my teeth...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
This must be for that stupid Make Me A Supermodel show they're doing down here. That lady's like the editor of some mag...
EEWW he is a perfect candidate for a manzillian!
Oh la la
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
The Tyson post right after the Johnny Depp post...! IT's double your pleasure. He looks...yummy...you totally made my day, plus it's freakin' gorgeous over here in SF right now...weeeeee!
Your face!
Thaaaank you, MK
I'd give it a trim and some rim.
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I recall Tyson saying about his role in the "Toxic" video that he was just eye candy. I thought that was remarkably self-aware for a male model.
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I'm gonna fuck hubby's brains out...
aint nuttn disgusting about that! break me off a piece hahhaa
Dayyum! What a hot piece he is!!!
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
someone needs a gardner. trim trim time tyrese
So gross. It looks like his penis is covered in pubes. Disgusting. Yeah, I'd still hit it.
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"If I knew you boys partied in Sona like this, I never woulda tried to escape." - Theodore Bagwell
That boy looks high as a kite! Goddammmm...I would totally hit that.
The fourth thumbnail is hilarious.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
GodDamn.He looks just like the boy I was fucking last summer...DayyyUUm.
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“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 30, 2008 - 3:24pm.
We're all gonna groom ourselves so much that in a few generations we'll look like Deb's hairless-beast avie.
Hey Now!
I like hair on my men just not on my pussy!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Break me off a piece! *drools*
**** "I Love Lamp" ****
ooooo, My kagels are kivering!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
@MK I don't give an eff if it would be like sucking on a furball. It would be like cashmere on my tongue. I got the "pull the pubic hair out of my mouth" move down pat.
You are stupid!!!! but um, can you teach me that trick. Please.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Cum loogey does have a dignified charm to it.
I've always thought that airborne ejaculate looks like salmon leaping up a river waterfall. Of course, this is neither here nor there,
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ubmitted by Umbertoooo on August 30, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Hands off the white lady
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Yew are jes jellus that all the white ladies here would suck him off before they would ever touch you.
Zig, how do you feel about cum loogey?
Marks & Spencer closed a while ago here in Canadaland, so ya, it's vintage. Otherwise known as old fucking crap.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
It looks as if interviewer lady is trying to say something with her finger in thumbnail #4.
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Submitted by boomsy on August 30, 2008 - 8:24pm.
Hmm, yes, I concur.
A weaker person would no doubt have ripped that towel from his body fallen to their knees and motorboated his testicles like a hungry pig hunting for truffles.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Don't like hairless. But a little trim would be nice. That is one fine looking man.
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Submitted by filthy cute on August 30, 2008 - 2:53pm.
However, I do like pubes on a man. The hairless look gives me the willies
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ITA. My boyfriend doesn't like it though so he is silky smooth down thurr. Don't get me wrong, I don't want pubes in my teeth and whatnot, but I also don't want to feel like I'm accosting a baby. o_O
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Don't return her calls bloop bloop
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The brain said he's just any other brotha with a nice body and smile.
The coochie said let us go and make sure he strokes left to right, up and down, and all around.
P.S. The lady nips also said YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's too concentrated :S
I have no problem with pubes, his are just kind of weird, though.
Thank you, sweet Sera! Psycho rules me.
Fae, no shit! When I give a blowie, I like to see a pile of frizz in my face. I'm talking the 'before' in a before-and-after hair commercial. Unconditioned, untreated. Untamed.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Submitted by filthy cute on August 30, 2008 - 8:09pm.
Marks and Sparks?
Hmm, I can't say I've ever seen that particular item before. Is it a vintage piece?
And please don't use the word 'jizz'. It's unsightly.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Submitted by boomsy on August 30, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Why is he the only one naked?
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Stop being logical!
I have a new party rule. The hottest guy has to be naked.
We're all gonna groom ourselves so much that in a few generations we'll look like Deb's hairless-beast avie.
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I'm gonna fuck hubby's brains out...
Why is he the only one naked? And you know that lady's using every bit of willpower not to look down...
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More crotch than I wanna see. Hairless is 2008, not furry.
Submitted by filthy cute on August 30, 2008 - 3:53pm.
"The hairless look gives me the willies"
2nd this. body hair on men turns me on. I guess it signifies testosterone or something. I can't even look at porn anymore since all the pubes are shaved. It just..like you said - gives me the willies.
yeah I'd hit it for sure. he is one gorgeous man.
if I were there I'd be shouting "schlong, schlong, schlong, schlong...show the schlong!"
that lady has obviously seen it in the first pic and she looks impressed....or they may be discussing politics...
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Submitted by filthy cute on August 30, 2008 - 12:51pm.
I fucking love your avie!!!!!!!
-sera-
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