Soft & Fluffy
Tyson Beckford has a body built for fuckey times and a pubey bush built for a petting zoo. Seriously! While slobbering over these pictures of Tyson at some party in Australia last night, I didn't expect to see an extra large deep dish fur pie! I thought models regularly tended to their bushes. And his furburger looks so soft! Soft and silky. It looks like Spaghetti Cat (see below) is sitting in his lap.
I don't even need to state the obvious. Of course I'd "you know what" it. That bitch is a hot piece. I don't give an eff if it would be like sucking on a furball. It would be like cashmere on my tongue. I got the "pull the pubic hair out of my mouth" move down pat.
Below are some uncensored pictures of Tyson's mega bush. It's possibly a little NSFWey.
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It looks like he's got his legs wrapped around Rick James' head.
Is that a Geri-Curl down there?
When I party, I party hardy,' words to live by ...
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
What kind of "party" was this?
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
speakit, done! BTW, how'd you know about my ponytail???
Zig, thank you. I'd rather be blessed by Pennywise's clown jizz.
I got the shawl at Marks & Spencer.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
And who's the lucky soccer mom?
Submitted by justjane on August 30, 2008 - 4:07pm.
I don't get out enough...sigh...
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Well then come on Jane! Take your hair out of that ponytail and throw on some lipgloss. We're outta here!
who is they? models? men?
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease.
Assume the position and get back down on your knees.
Why do they all insist on defacing their bodies with those ugly-ass tattoos? It's so childish and ridiculous.
I don't get out enough...sigh...
PS - Yes, he was also in Britney's Toxic video, on the motorcycle.
Submitted by speakit on August 30, 2008 - 12:56pm.
I've never seen her in anything but GWTW.
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GWTW? Never heard of it.
You've never seen Zenobia (1939)? Get thee to Netflix, m'lady.
Anyhoo, Pudge and I are having a labor day rave and I have to go out and score some Ecstasy.
You all have a great weekend.
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Submitted by Madam Pince on August 30, 2008 - 12:55pm.
What in the hell is he doing at a party wearing nothing but a towel ?!?
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trying to get some attention?
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Me myself and I, that's all I got in the end
That's what I found out...And there ain't no need to cry, I took a vow that from now on I'm gonna be my own best friend
-Beyonce
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 30, 2008 - 3:56pm.
I knew I seen this guy somewhere.
He was in Britney's Toxic video, wasn't he?
Is he a model or something? I've never seen him in anything else.
I've also noticed that his facial hair is graying. is he like Will Smith, in that he is destined to look 30 for the rest of his life?
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He was like the biggest male model in the 90s. He was in Polo ads & Tommy Hilfiger I believe and a whole bunch of other shit.
Think he's on some reality show now.
Submitted by Madam Pince on August 30, 2008 - 3:55pm.
What in the hell is he doing at a party wearing nothing but a towel ?!?
...why the hell was I not invited to this party?!?!?
and Tyson Beckford is one of the top male models ever!! *smh*
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease.
Assume the position and get back down on your knees.
I think he's adorable.
Submitted by filthy cute on August 30, 2008 - 7:55pm.
God bless you.
And what a beautiful avatar you have there. That shawl is just charming.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Ugh hes so ugly I never understood what people see/saw in him.
I knew I seen this guy somewhere.
He was in Britney's Toxic video, wasn't he?
Is he a model or something? I've never seen him in anything else.
I've also noticed that his facial hair is graying. is he like Will Smith, in that he is destined to look 30 for the rest of his life?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by speakit on August 30, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by ATL-29 on August 30, 2008 - 3:41pm.
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I LOVE YOUR MAMMY AVIE!
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Hattie McDaniel
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I've never seen her in anything but GWTW.
What in the hell is he doing at a party wearing nothing but a towel ?!?
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
On T:
OMG! *sits wide eyed, jaw on the ground*
Off T: Hurricane Gustav is starting to really freak me out, they are saying it is a Category 4 and annihilating Cuba. It's expected to be a Cat 3 at the least when it hits the states, idk.....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Ziggy, Pennywise makes me WET.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
However, I do like pubes on a man. The hairless look gives me the willies.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Submitted by speakit on August 30, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by ATL-29 on August 30, 2008 - 3:41pm.
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I LOVE YOUR MAMMY AVIE!
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Hattie McDaniel
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Yuck. He has dumbface. And I bet his shit is purple.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Submitted by Justina on August 30, 2008 - 3:39pm.
If he's gonna do that shit, why not just let us see the schlong? Not fair.
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He could have a pinky dick. I wouldn't care. Look at that smile! {{dreamy}}
That is fucking disgusting! I used to think he was hot until I saw that nasty bush between his legs. That is just so WRONG! Go trim yourself!
So gay.
Who's the fag hag?
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 30, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Pubic hair is nothing to be ashamed of.
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I ♥ pubic hair
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Submitted by ATL-29 on August 30, 2008 - 3:41pm.
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I LOVE YOUR MAMMY AVIE!
trim that shit! ugh. nasty.
and he's so fine too...*sigh*
-sera-
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think
ziggystardust- I agree
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
that is definately a please hammer don't hurt me shot- yikes
Yes, I am a pirate
Damn...hope you like to floss while you eat
If he's gonna do that shit, why not just let us see the schlong? Not fair.
it's like a member of the jackson five in a leglock.
Nothing wrong with pubic hair, but if you're waxing everything above the pubic region...
Some things everyone needs to know about Sarah Palin
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/29/163234/559/495/579213
Pubic hair is nothing to be ashamed of.
Best to have a crotch like a man and not a teenager.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
I got the "pull the pubic hair out of my mouth" move down pat.
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But can you braid it with your tongue? HA! I win.
He is fiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee.