Dumb Bitch Of The Day
Chad Johnson, wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals, has legally changed his last name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco. Chad gave himself the nickname of "Ocho Cinco" two years ago in honor of Hispanic Heritage Month. 85 is also his number. Ocho Cinco means 8-5 in Spanish. Duh.
Not everyone is down with the name Ochoc Cinco. One time before a game, Chad put his nickname on the back of his uniform. The team's quarterback tore that shit down. Damn. What did Chat put it on with? Elmer's? The team's coach has also referred to Chad as “Ocho Psycho."
When asked about why he legally changed his name, Ocho said, “It’s something I don’t think anyone has ever done before. Have I ever had a reason for why I do what I do? I’m having fun.”
I'm sure the numbers 8-5 mean a lot more to Ocho than we think. 8 is his IQ. 5-inches is the size of his dick fully erect. 85 is also the number of times he was dropped on his head as a child. See!
Although, I shouldn't hate on Ocho. Chad Ocho Cinco sounds much sexier than Chad Johnson. I should change my name to Michael Seis Nueve. It has a nice ring to it. Is the official name changing office open on Saturdays?
Thanks Isabelle
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*Rudi Johnson was traded yesterday. Now we're stuck with this asshat.*
Thanks for making me want to throw myself under a bus. How could they????? Fuckin hell. (He was injured a lot though...) But still!!! He was half of all we had!! (TJ) If it weren't for Skyline, Izzy's, Barb's Tavern in Middletown and bavarian bratwurst (We cant get that shit here in Texas...) I wouldn't go home. Fuck em. (I lie..I would go back in ten seconds. :)
And the CMA is pretty nice too :)
Fuckin Bengals. My Dad has the shakes right now because of those bastards. Maybe it's from Milwaukee's Best Ice, I don't know.
Luvins!!!
-Rachie
He is a great player. His blog and photos were found at wealthy men for beautiful women personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. Is he single now? Just curious.
whata douche
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His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
Michael Seis Nueve
Hey, you sex-ah hawt slut! Ditch whatever peice of man meat you are ((cough, cough)) entertaining, roll your tight ass out of bed and post us some more goodies to snark on....
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 31, 2008 - 4:23am.
According to TV it is John Leguizamo...lol.
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HAHAHA! I HATE John Leguizamo, what a midget tool that guy is, and so not funny.
OT: Can't wait 'til THIS tool gets traded and the number 85 is taken.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 31, 2008 - 5:23am.
According to TV it is John Leguizamo...lol.
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NOOOOOOOO. I LOVE Leguizamo...his one man shows are amazing!
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Me myself and I, that's all I got in the end
That's what I found out...And there ain't no need to cry, I took a vow that from now on I'm gonna be my own best friend
-Beyonce
You want shit to get done??? Rudi Johnson or TJ Houshmensadah (or however.) Chad is a tool.
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Rudi Johnson was traded yesterday. Now we're stuck with this asshat.
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I hope Joey Porter finds his OCHO ass and kicks it on the field like he always does.
This is totally beyond all things common sense.
The lines between sex and society are so blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 31, 2008 - 9:23pm.
LOL, makes sense.
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
According to TV it is John Leguizamo...lol.
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Thanks SandBitch,
You just took all the fun out of my freeway intersection adventures with a cardboard sign. RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
What's Spanish for self-absorbed jackhole?
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
Reminds me of the XFL and that dude who put "He Hate Me" as the name on the back of his jersey. I think I'm one of the only five people who was sad to see that league fold. Loved those stripper/cheerleaders that they had, too.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Thank the good lord above and my drunkass husband I am from the great state of Kentucky. (The northern part.) Chad Johnson is a JACKASS and the only reason he is with our team is because he is entertainment and he sells tickets for our stadium.
You want shit to get done??? Rudi Johnson or TJ Houshmensadah (or however.) Chad is a tool.
Whodey, bitches!!!!
I think it is not nice that his momma makes him keep that SOS pad moist on his head.. Can't she buy a fresh one to scrub the fried chicken pan?
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 30, 2008 - 8:35pm.
This is pretty dumb, maybe Shannen Doherty should change her name to NINE0TWOONEO.
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LMAO!
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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
I refuse to call this ass hat Ocho Cinco. I unfortunately live north of the Cincinnati area, and I am sick of him and his egotistical bullshit.
And for the record-he's not that good of a player. He's talking a bunch of shit about sitting out this season. Which I for one wish he would.
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stupid...the football must have bounced off his head too many times...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
This is pretty dumb, maybe Shannen Doherty should change her name to NINE0TWOONEO.
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Team Valtrex - LOL!
Submitted by Justina on August 30, 2008 - 9:25pm.
John Leguizamo
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
How do u say MEGA DOUCHE in Spanish?
I prefer the other more fabulous Chad Johnson
He is a great player. His blog and photos were found at wealthy men for beautiful women personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. Is he single now? Just curious.
*PINCHE PENDEJO*
One more thing. What is he going to do when he gets traded and gets a new number? I guess change his name again?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I don't have a lick of hispanic in me, but if I changed my name the way he did, I'd be Maria Dos Ocho. Sounds pretty hispanic, huh?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Dude's not even freakin' Hispanic, whatever, what a poseur! MK you should totally change your last name to Seis Nueve, that would sound way caliente! And you're Hispanic...only we hispanics can do that, not some...gringo!
Your face!
Don't get me wrong I think he's funny, entertaining and a damned good athlete. But I think he went a little too far with this one...
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Submitted by Thornhill on August 30, 2008 - 7:52pm.
That was smart. What happens when he gets traded and somebody already has that number..
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My son said the same thing! He'll probably just change his name again.
That was smart. What happens when he gets traded and somebody already has that number..
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Most of what you worry about, never happens..
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he is so fucking dumb, his fucking number is not 8-5 is 85 , I guess he only knows the numbers from 1 to 9 , and what heritage?? from where his family comes from??
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 30, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Maybe. :)
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If it is, Quatro was a HUGE baby when born...His mom and dad were my next door neighbors!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 30, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Maybe. :)
Some things everyone needs to know about Sarah Palin
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I don't care if he calls himself dog breath.Just stay healthy & get open.They win this year or Marvin Lewis is unemployed.85's growing psychosis does'nt bode well for that.I'm sure that people calling the game are rolling their eyes at this new development.
Are you sure this isn't Shabba Ranks? 'Cause this motherfucker is BLACKness!
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
LMAO tt99... can I just call you titty?
Submitted by mike on August 30, 2008 - 4:37pm.
I went to high school with a guy whose family had a ranch in South Texas. Even though they had traditional given names, he went by Cinco, his dad by Cuatro, and his grandfather had gone by Tres.
You aren't talking about the Grooses are you???
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
I can totally relate to him. People think TT99 is some random handle that I only use with dlisters. Dude, it's my real name.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Oh fuck...
Good thing he didn't decide on a name during Oktoberfest. Can you imagine being called
Chad Johan Fünfundachzig?
I went to high school with a guy whose family had a ranch in South Texas. Even though they had traditional given names, he went by Cinco, his dad by Cuatro, and his grandfather had gone by Tres.
Some things everyone needs to know about Sarah Palin
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/29/163234/559/495/579213
Look at it this way: we no longer have to wonder whether or not he's an idiot; we now have proof.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
oh, how about "John Smith". there's a romance name.
MK you silly rabbit!
yeah, i know my spanish. ocho stinko. Dora the Explorer is my goddess
I happen to like Johnson. I don't get enough Johnson. In fact, I like it more than I should discuss on a blog with strangers.
"Chad Johnson" -- could you HAVE a more boring ass name? Javon Ocho Cinco has a nice ring, if you don't know spanish, i guess.
Final proof the NFL is filled with eedjits.
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He must not know too much about his heritage, because he should be called Chad Javon Ochenticinco.