You Asked For It
The organizers of the Rock En Seine in Paris booked the infamous Crackie of Camden for their festival and seemed to think she was going to show up. HA! Cue the cackle track. Well, Amy Wino cancelled two hours before she was supposed to take the stage and shake her heroin maker for the crowd. Hey, at least she called!
The event's organizers are fucking pissed and threatening to sue her ass. They issued this statement: "We were told by Winehouse's agent at 8pm that she would not be there, and we were forced to cancel the performance. We have still not been given any explanation of the exact reasons for her absence."
Wino's spokeswhore told the Daily Mail that she was too sick to perform. "Amy Winehouse is currently at home recovering. The illness is nothing serious, nothing that some time in bed and not singing won't cure."
Yeah, I'm sure she just had a bad case of crackiellitis. Screaming "Blaaaaaaake" all the time in between puffs can really fuck up a beautiful hummingbird's voice.
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I love you Wino, but youre losin me. Make some music while youre getting high, ok??
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
If she is going to cover her body in tattoos, couldn't she make them good tattoos? Man, those are completely and utterly tacky!
If you're wearing carrot-scented or alfalfa-scented cologne, nibbling MAY occur, DeborahFrmHell.
Feely, my friend, go to: http:www.thesun.co.uk/,
you'll have your fill of Winehouse trainwrecks, it's a doozy!!!!
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She is my favorite. I love her music. Just saw her on millionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again? Just curious!
Thank God, I was going into Amy trainwreck withdrawal. I had the DTs and everything, man, I hallucinated that Blake was the Joker!
Two words come to mind when I look at this picture: iPod Touch.
my....what big teefs you have! A little scritch behind the ears??? ((batting eyelashes and offering a carrot stick and alfapha hay))
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
If they want her to show up they should just say it's visiting day at the prison and Blaaake is expecting her. She's always photographed making those little jaunts.
Hey, speakit, I'm cute n' cuddly but remember, I have teef and claws, LOL!
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Uh oh, debfromhades, he has a gergil.. oh wait, that's a hamster. You're safe.
I google my eyes at you, beautiful one.....
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Strangdog,
You googling animal.... LOL!
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Submitted by FatMartha on August 31, 2008 - 11:44am.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 31, 2008 - 7:08am.
Why didn't these promoters just book an organ grinder monkey? Even when Wino shows up, the performance is a disaster. Sick of her antics.
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I honestly think people show up to her shows EXPECTING to see a hot ass mess. That's why they pay to go to them.
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Great posts, along with DebfromHell. Along with the people that attend her concerts, we post about her in here. Not that it's bad, it's human nature, we love car crashes and trainwrecks, the bloodier the better.
DebfrmHell, I went to the official Rock en Seine site. I can read a little bit of French (college level), says that the venue are refunding monies for the tix. That's probably the reason for the impending lawsuit, unless Winehouse's record company is planning to make restitution to make this go away.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
In this case, the concert promoters got exactly what they were paying for. A name to sell venue tickets with the strong possiblity of a no show...
Guaran-effing-tee you they slod many more tickets with her name and they didn't have to pay her.
No surprises there!
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
'Morning Mr. President, PSL and all you other hot sluts
OT: Serves these people right for hiring her drugged-out ass. Anyone who does it at this point is a moron.
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"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "
Hi, PSL. Good to see you. Must be a slow day in the celeb world today, either that or MK had a really fun night last night.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
good morning Mr President......
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Cause I'm not sorry, it's human nature
and I'm not sorry; I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me
-Madonna
The promoter should sue his mom for raising a kid stupid enough to trust that Wino would show up for anything besides a coke party.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on August 31, 2008 - 7:08am.
Why didn't these promoters just book an organ grinder monkey? Even when Wino shows up, the performance is a disaster. Sick of her antics.
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I honestly think people show up to her shows EXPECTING to see a hot ass mess. That's why they pay to go to them.
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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Sue her already. Do it quick. Bitch is snorting and free basing all her money.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Whaaaaaaaaaa? I was in Paris the day Rock En Seine started and I didn't hear about this
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
She is my favorite. I love her music. Just saw her on millionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again? Just curious!
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 30, 2008 - 9:53pm.
"Amy Winehouse is currently at home recovering. The illness is nothing serious, nothing that some time in bed and not singing won't cure."
Ahhhh!!! "The Illness", I've heard people say that when talking about someone who has AIDS. Not saying that Wino *cough addict* has anything like this *cough cough emphasema* but it sounds a little mysterious to me.
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Why doesn't she fire her manager Raye Cosbert, and just put a crackpipe in his place? My Goodness! Wonder if this 'sickness' will take affect for next week's Bestival concert, which is HER LAST CONCERT!!!????
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Why didn't these promoters just book an organ grinder monkey? Even when Wino shows up, the performance is a disaster. Sick of her antics.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Her boob is totally gonna fall out.
AGHHhhhh… Mumma is that youuuu… ya all don’no talent when yasheee it …. WHEREs MY DRINK!!…. La la tried to make me go to… SZSZSHHhhhhitt, where am I… (gurrrrgle)… I’ll be BACk mfs
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I told ya I was trouble...
This bitch is the equivalant(sp?) of the rhythm method. Fun as all get out until you realize that shit didn't work. Then DAYUM you're sidled with disapointment erhm I mean a beautiful baby or a lackluster follow up record. You pick. Either sucks donkey's balls.
(Blame all spelling and grammar errors on drunk posting, similar yet not to drunk dialing) Thanks!!!
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I'm an equal opportunity hater: I hate blacks, whites, yellows, browns, reds, emotionally, and physically challenged. Everybody just die already so I can inherit the Earth. Thanks.
That bitch has talent.. Shit.. Takes crack to do shit like that, and it is quite impressive too. She should be on "America's got Talent"... I can't imagine she wouldn't make it to the next level doing some crazy shit like that.
If "recovering" means she at home injecting drugs into her eyes instead of hauling her crackie ass on stage then yes she is "recovering"
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST LOCK HER ASS UP
Here Mrs K, try some 70's Aussie rock
Daddy Cool - Eagle Rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQfAZVsz6KM
Deb -my girlfriend climbed up on stage during a Bay City Rollers Concert!
Later
OK, guys...dinner time
see ya later
♥
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 10:11pm
Ha. You would DIE at this place. Lots of cute stuff to accentuate your home. GREAT party accessories. I have relatives down south who when they visit here, will not leave without going there first.
Here's their website. Its just their flyer but they have way more stuff than this:
http://www.christmastreeshops.com/
Submitted by kate773 on August 30, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Totally love a bargain. Yup, I live in Boston, but grew up in the 'burbs and I have sister who lives on the Cape. She pretty much gets everything she can there. Their summer stuff is awesome.
Same here, 'burbs north of Boston. We want to retire down here, but that's a lonnnggg way off.
Going next door for drinks, catch you later.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by kate773 on August 30, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by Flatsy on August 30, 2008 - 9:58pm
Totally love a bargain. Yup, I live in Boston, but grew up in the 'burbs and I have sister who lives on the Cape. She pretty much gets everything she can there. Their summer stuff is awesome.
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You girls are making me totally jelly!
Oy, west coasters, they wouldn't know a bargain if it was giving them a anal probe.
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Funnies from the 70's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cRxYKvTLgQ
Bay City Rollers! Shake that Bootie!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by Flatsy on August 30, 2008 - 9:58pm
Totally love a bargain. Yup, I live in Boston, but grew up in the 'burbs and I have sister who lives on the Cape. She pretty much gets everything she can there. Their summer stuff is awesome.
DebFrmHell
Same Old Saturday Night
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Submitted by kate773 on August 30, 2008 - 10:27pm.
You haven't lived until you've been to the Christmas Tree Shop
Don't you just love a bargain?
Are you in Mass?
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She's flat and that's that!
You haven't lived until you've been to the Christmas Tree Shop. Don't be fooled by the name. They have everything and its decent stuff for dirt cheap.
For SpeakIt!
Saturday Nite for you and me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD0X5Qu0vtw
ps.
the soc...errrrr....mooseknucle makes me LOL.
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by Capitanne on August 30, 2008 - 6:51pm.
That is fine...just so you know. You are so not invited to the labor day rave in our backyard.
Too bad...my friend Carol Anne makes the best potato salad in the universe, and Pudge makes a mean G&T.
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
"Amy Winehouse is currently at home recovering. The illness is nothing serious, nothing that some time in bed and not singing won't cure."
Ahhhh!!! "The Illness", I've heard people say that when talking about someone who has AIDS. Not saying that Wino *cough addict* has anything like this *cough cough emphasema* but it sounds a little mysterious to me.
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Winehouse is a one-hit wonder b/c a million idiots think catchy ditties about rehab are hot. I am looking forward to her death notice so I never have to hear about this freak again.
on the dance floor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrcgFE3-iYI&feature=related
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 31, 2008 - 11:43am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 6:42pm.
let me guess...Goldfingah!!!
LOL! I listened to that ten times already.
Hows about a bit of Hot August Night instead!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEv0qWi_AeE&feature=related
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 10:09pm.
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In August? Whose cockamamie idea was that?
No white shoes after Labor Day and no Xmas shopping before!
No, it's a year-round shop on the Cape (owned by Bed Bath & Beyond).
It was shithouse tonight, 50% off summer goods, BTS items, new Halloween and some Christmas.
I got sunscreen & candles.
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She's flat and that's that!
High five Sam Cook....
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 9:36pm.
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Does he pass out? ** going to get permanent markers and fingernail polish**
*high five* @ thorny