Tuesday, September 2nd 2008
Birthday Sluts
The Empress of Lucite, Shauna Sand (Ageless)
Aimee Osbourne (25)
Cedric "K-Ci" Hailey (39)
Camille Grammer (40)
Cynthia Watros (40)
Salma Hayek (42)
Tuc Watkins (42)
Lennos Lewis (43)
Keanu Reeves (44)
Camille Grammer (48)
Mark Harmon (57)
Terry Bradshaw (60)
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Shauna Sand - so good they christened her twice?
Ok is Camille Grammer 40 or 48? I'm a little confused there. Salma looks great for 42...I thought she was in her late 30s?!?! Keanu is that old I believe.
Your face!
Salma hayek has aged unbelievably well. I would have never have guessed she is 42.
good morning all
Happy birthday JillyPoo and all other Birthday sluts
Happy belated birthday Oklahoma
I'd love to beat that hot pink mess with one of those stupid lucite heels. What a waste of sperm and egg.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
shauna's beauty is so blinding i can barely look at her full on without getting the vapors...ageless, indeed...
oh and happy bday to salma, keanu and all the bday sluts...
and...should camille grammer get 2 happy bday gifts since she's managed to turn 2 different ages?
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Submitted by racketeer on September 2, 2008 - 5:30am.
Happy birthday to Salma Hayek. One of the few naturally beautiful- and naturally talented- women in Hollywood, in my opinion.
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NOSE JOB- *cough*.
Yes, Salma is beautiful, but her nose and chi chis are FAKE.
Shauna....ugh.
HB jillipoo.....
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Murray: Bands shouldn't have girlfriends - ok? You'll lose your female fanbase. Look at Wham, you never saw Wham with girlfriends - that's how they kept the women wanting them.
-Flight Of The Conchords
Happy birthday, JillyPoo! You get extra presents for having the word "poo" in your name.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
aw, happy birfday jillyPOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!♥♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Lucky me, i share my birthday with the Empress of Lucute! If only i shared Ms. Sand's grace and elegance as well...
Happy birthday sluts!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Happy, happy birthday, Shauna, baby! You're every man's dream and every queen's role model.
Those lucite stiletoes (sp?) will go down in history as one of the 9 Wonders of The World.
Love always:
Mick
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
anyway happy birthday shauna !!
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shauna loved you for this and you know it mk --
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Happy Birthday Keanu Reeves & Salma Hayek!
So Camille is 40 AND 48?!
She needs to pay her PR person more dough!!
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The lines between sex and society are so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
when is this droopy face whore gonna realize underwear is not street clothing? I can't even imagine what color the sky is in her fucked up world.
I see ageless cameltoe.
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Japanese Girls
dear lord
I'm 6 years older than shauna and I look positively young and innocent compared to her!
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Awww - boobs on an ugly stick, happy birthday all!
The goddess of lucite looks she has a bun in the oven. Purfect! Now she's qualified to run for office. Shauna for President!
Salma is a pretty awesome looking post-prego 42, I must say. Wow.
And I wonder if MK's baking himself a cake today for Shauna's Bday.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Why is Camille on there twice? she's 40 and 48?
Well then my next bday I'll be 3? and 25, dammit
The Empress of Lucite, Shauna Sand (Ageless)
LMAO!!
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Oh yeah, I always dress like that when I go out. I feel for her poor daughters, having that as a role model.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
"The Empress of Lucite, Shauna Sand (Ageless)"
ROFLMAO!!!
And Happy Birfday to Salma and her wonderous chi chi's.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
BASILE not to point out the obvious or anything but your post makes you sound extremely insecure. Pls seek professional help.
Dear Shauna,
I have learned, as a parent, that it is a good idea to introduce your children to Heros - people they can look to for guidance; people they can emulate. I have also learned that it is just as important to give them Anti-Heros.
THANK YOU, Shauna for becoming an indispensable anti-role-model for my child as she enters her tweens. For she has seen the glory of the coming of the knife she has marvelled at the 25 year old body with the 75 year old face, she has smelled the desperation of the boobies, and, altho my plastic mule wearing little manx still thinks your shoes are cool (thanks for that, Barbie!), she is quite certain that she wants to do her level best not to end up looking like you.
Happy Barfday, Whore!:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
HB to all the sluts (and it should be Lennox Lewis, Mk)...Shauna is prostitively glowing on her special day!
Morning everyone!
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
Submitted by BASILE on September 2, 2008 - 9:19am.
She almost makes Pammy Anderson look wholesome and all natural....NOT!!! I just don't get it why these broads feel the need to look so hideous and unreal, like a Barbie doll nightmare on acid!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
I dated Camille Donatacci several times in the mid-90's and, while I am very comfortable financially, she told me repeatedly she was looking for someone VERY VERY rich.
Then she met Kelsey Grammer.
A girl has her priorities.
Shauna Sand looks HOT. damn! it should be a holiday today!
this tasteless unit is the epitome of the tasteless units of today. bald headed from over-bleaching with a stringy weave that is totally unblended, suitcase skin from over-tanning, injected face that resembles a grouper, giant hard tits that are totally UNsexy, skinny, unshapely legs with big knobby knees and stripper attire.
GREAT! HOT! HOW CHIC!
mimi
what happend with camille grammer?? twice and two differents ages'?
and i want to know how old is the empress of lucite hahaha...
I wonder what Shauna wears when she "slips into something more comfortable".
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Happy "Gold Digger" Day to all the sluts:
-Shauna
-Salma
-Camille
There is a veritable cornicopeia of cash-exchanges and child-support check baby-making whoredome occuring as I type this...
K-Ci and Cynthia are going to light something up or sip on something in honor of your day!
Tuc Watkins, I loved meeting you in Vancouver, B.C. along with Nate Filion. Thanks for goosing me you handsome devil. My grandma thought that was too cool!
Happy BDay to all the sluts!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Happy Birthday to all the sluts, especially Keanu Reeves! And to Shauna (go pound) Sand - you reek of virtue and class. Is that hot pink mess you're parading in, one of your favorite church ensembles, I'm guessin???
Fuck this overrated, plastic tart!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Submitted by waywhiteboyj on September 2, 2008 - 7:42am.
LMFAO!!
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
Shauna Sand born Sept 2nd, 1971
She looks beat for her age and plastic.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by waywhiteboyj on September 2, 2008 - 8:42am
LOL!!!
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I had to call into work and take the day off. Every moment not in front of this computer will be spent chanting at the lucite shrine. Nom yoho rangay keyholetanktop. Nom yojo rangay luciteplatform.
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
Yep loozer, I'd prefer Tuc Watkins in the Speedo too.
The sun sun is shining on Plastic all over the world extra today in honor of the Empress of Lucite!
Love ya Mike K!
Michael K, you are such a funny bastard.
When I saw her picture on this post, I immediately thought, "Oh, this is gonna be good."
You did not disappoint.
She needs to get that skinny fat taken care of.
Hope Salma gets the Carvel cake I sent her. She already knows from my daily letters that I love her and that we were meant to be together forever.
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Quicker than his own shadow.
How can I forget Salma? HB you sexy bitch. *mmmmmmm, soft chichis*
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
I need a picture of Shauna dropping the kids off at school wearing sweats and a baseball cap and tennis shoes, no socks.
happy birthday sluts.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Thanks, me likey your suggetion for a National Shauna Sand Elegance and Lucite Day... Just saying that makes perfumed bluebirds come out of kitty as well.
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Happy birthday to Salma Hayek. One of the few naturally beautiful- and naturally talented- women in Hollywood, in my opinion.
I can't believe Salma and Keanu share a birthday with Shauna Sand and Camille Grammer. They must all be celebrating on a yacht made completely of lucite, of course.