Sunday, August 31st 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Megyn Kelly from Fox News - During Joe Biden's VP acceptance speech on Wednesday night most of the crowd was cheering for his ass or at least watching him. Not Megyn! She was busy refining her gorgeousness and perfecting her Aqua Net nest. Excuse her beauty! Clip below:
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damn that was boring! bitch took way too long staring at herself!!! I love her teefs though, that's about all that's attractive about her..............
yeah what Dr. Funk said. Bitch gotta look good-she's on tv--who wouldn't be primping themselves? Besides it's only Biden. No big deal.
what's on her face? It looks like a huge mole or tumor on the right side.
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She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
"That's right, make a note - Need more Dippity-Do!"
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I love Megyn Kelly. All that time she takes on her looks really pays off. Her and Jane Skinner are two hot chicks on Fox.
All that make-up and hair product and you're still not twenty again? Is that the story? Oh wait, I missed the thousands of people around you screaming their fucking brains out in desperate need of a new American leader. That's not moving or anything...neither is your hair, ha-ha!
Weirdo!
coooo
Tab, bacon gease and motor oil? WTF was that person talking about?
Oh, please! I would be fingering out my Depends and toothpicking a fish bone from my bridge work. This hooker has the right idea. It's all just noise anyway, cookies. Happy Labor Day!
ROFL! That is so freaking hilarious I can barely stand it. Did you see how she was making faces at herself? And maybe she should have brought somethin somethin to touch those roots up with while she was at it! OMG! She should probably leave the country now!
LMAO at the guy in the background. I just turned on my sound.
"That's right, I am so beautiful!"
LOL!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 31, 2008 - 8:01pm.
Awesome...Somebody FINALLY is interested in the real issues, like *your hair: can it ever look to good?" The story at 8:00,
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Yeah, that's the kinda shit *I* want to know! Personally, I was disappointed - she could have looked better. If this is her old face, she definitely took a step down.
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the guy commenting is a riot, his remarks is what makes this video so funny.
he is dead on.
Pretty lady.
LMAO @ the asshole commentary in the background. He was the other one not paying attention. LOLOLOLOLOL
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*running in* Heidi Montag could do a better job *running back out*
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Alaska? I don't know, I'll ask her.
How embarrassing that someone filmed her like that! Her purse is about as organized as mine, lol.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
she's a paid employee of fox...no other explaination is needed...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
she certainly did not have a nose job in that top pic, unless she went to whomever did Michael jackson's 5th or 6th nose, she looks a hot mess, like she has helmet hair, her eyes AND her brows are wonky and something is wrong with her jawline...
she does, however, have great teeth!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
she has an awful nose job
She is smoking hot and so are most of the woman reporters there. Better than those ugly slags at other stations and especially those male douchebags at MSNBC; Olberman, Scarborough, and Matthews. Three of the biggest jerkoffs I've ever seen.
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Awesome...Somebody FINALLY is interested in the real issues, like *your hair: can it ever look to good?" The story at 8:00, or "Aqua-Net, the key to temporary beauty or a deadly obesession, you be the judge..." The story exclusively on Fox news...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Everybody on that network is a dumb whore.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
There's nothing funnier than fox news' peroxide-and-a-boob-job bimbos pretending they're legitimate journalists.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 31, 2008 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by jussayin on August 31, 2008 - 11:24am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 31, 2008 - 2:01pm.
I'd rather talk about Politics than poo any day.
....what's the difference?
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I was waiting for someone to say that......lmao
....lmao, it was a natural reply, wasn't it
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
The commentator on the film is cool...
"Gotta' put some motor oil on my face."
"Need more dippity-doo."
I love him.
Almost every person on Fox is a shiny whore.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Red is a color that is typically worn to send out subliminal signals of strength, intelligence and of course, power.
However, in her case the only signal she is sending is "peroxide, bubble headed bleach blonde" (to quote Don Henley from the song "Dirty Laundry").
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Submitted by jussayin on August 31, 2008 - 11:24am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 31, 2008 - 2:01pm.
I'd rather talk about Politics than poo any day.
....what's the difference?
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I was waiting for someone to say that......lmao
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Murray: Bands shouldn't have girlfriends - ok? You'll lose your female fanbase. Look at Wham, you never saw Wham with girlfriends - that's how they kept the women wanting them.
-"Flight Of The Conchords
Notsoanon...
I think I am going to have to agree with you on that one. I just give her a pass because if one has the looks to glide through life strictly on that alone.. I give credit where credit is due for putting out a little effort...it ain't just another walk in the park going through law school and passing the bar... even if it IS one of our least noble professions. But if you ever listen to this chick, she tends to make some sense when discussing legal issues.. quite often to many critics surprise.
But for me the bottom line is as I said, I don't get trashing brainy women who actually put out an effort rather than relying on a free and gilded ride. It makes no sense to me. Now... Nancy Grace is another story. I don't know what her cred is.. she looks like a plastic frosted ghoul, and unarguably has the most annoying southern whine on television. She's not an "attorney".. she's a publicity whore with a legal "hook".
A female anchor was not hired based solely because of her brains? SHOCK.
super old picture of her botoxed ass. That's like at least three nose jobs ago. I love the bitch, tho. Specially when she's trying to show some emotion or getting mad at Bill O'Reilly for making fun of her. She claims to being a lawyer. Dear Megyn, i don't think ITT Tech is taken that seriously. Anyways, this bitch has become my mom's botoxed fantasy. And Shepard's Whatshisface's eyebrows scare the shit out of me.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on August 31, 2008 - 3:26pm.
In defense of Megyn, she is a) an attorney...
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No offense "paradoxical bunny" but when considering a tv reporter's bona fides, if one cites a law degree, it generates guaranteed laughter.
Except, of course, in the case of Nancy Grace.
Then, there's an entirely different set of reasons to giggle.
I'm sure Shepard Smith spends more time on his make-up than she does.
bytch needs to do something about her dark roots.
In defense of Megyn, she is a) an attorney, b) usually speaks her mind, not just the news, c) has brains and pretty good looks, d) is looking more into the teleprompter/monitor, than in her micro mirror - and IS watching what is going on while fixing her makeup, e) is just waiting around until its time to actually report on something, f) was on the floor about 14 hours every day of the convention, g) isn't doing anything that any other good looking female typically does... especially if they are in the position of having to appear in front of millions of people in a few minutes in a live shot... and lastly.. at least she is doing it herself, and not being a prima donna and having a personal groomer assigned to her to stand there and do it all day for her. Give me a break.
Ziggy Stardust, I've noticed she hasn't been around lately. Maybe she's become bulimic and that's her new passion or something. That girl said some pretty contentious stuff, aside from being a big Brangeloonie!
Your face!
She looks like a Barbie doll. Maybe that's how she got there...it's true, looks count for 95% of success in most industries.
Your face!
Another assembly-line, Ivory-snow-blonde who's a reporter in the same way that Jennifer Love Hewitt is an actress and the Lohan sluts are singers.
Cliche.
In case MK tweaks his blogs according to the comments of his readers, I want to put in my 2¢ in favor of including politicians in the mix. They're just as dumb and trashy as these "celebrities" and crazy riff raff, except unfortunately they have power over creating the laws in this country.
I for one like to know about what kind of scum are representing me and living large on my tax dollars.
As for Megyn Kelly, she could learn a thing or two about smiling with her eyes.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Horse Face.
Shockingly, she didn't grab some man near her and use a dab of his 'man mousse'.
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The lines between sex and society are so blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on August 31, 2008 - 8:53am.
She's a news woman they are all about thier hair and make-up, give her a break. Plus, seriously, di we really care about Joe Biden's acceptance speech anyway...no!
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Uh, who is this "we" YOU speak of?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 31, 2008 - 2:01pm.
I'd rather talk about Politics than poo any day.
....what's the difference?
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Does she make that sour face at the 15 sec mark because people were cheering for Biden? I can't tell if it was because of that or she's thinking, "Oh, come on bleached strands of hair do what I want you to do and after this, we'll all go for a little cokey in the ladies room!"
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Where's flamin' MK?
Methinks he's doing fucky fucky times.
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
I enjoy skimming through the blowharding that is Dlisted political debate.
I have to admit that is hasn't been the same since Kaiserin stopped posting her lengthy diatribes though.
They were like a glimpse into the void. If Alastair Crowley were still with us, I think he would be most impressed.
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hahahah FatMartha.......
deal.
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