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Everybody and their pet fish has been e-mailing me this story, so obviously that's a sign that I must post it. This is basically some Bree Van de Kamp shit. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, the chick who is running as McCain's VP, is being accused of faking one of her pregnancies. The Daily Kos thinks Sarah's teenage daughter, Bristol, is the real mother of Trig Paxton Van Palin.
Yes, Bristol and Trig. Sarah also has three other kids named Track, Willow and Piper. I think they were named after Pottery Barn candle scents.
Anydrama, the rumor is that Sarah, a pro-lifer, pretended to be pregnant while her then 16-year-old daughter was the one who was really carrying baby Trig. Escandalo! Here's some of the shit the Daily Kos is claiming:
In March, Sarah told everyone she was 7-months pregnant. Everyone including her staff said they were shocked to find out, because she didn't look pregnant to them. They also said she's always been thin, because she's a runner or some shit.Sarah's 16-year-old daughter Bristol was taken out of her high school for 5 to 8 months. The high school was told Bristol had mono.
While attending some Republican convention in Texas, Sarah began leaking amniotic fluid one month before her due date. She didn't check into the hospital. She gave her speech and then got on an 8-hour flight back to Alaska.
Sarah gave birth in a hospital 45-minutes from the airport. Trig, who was born with Down Syndrome, was one month premature. Sarah was back to work 3 days later.
I left out of a ton of details. Visit here, here and here if you give an eff. On the other side, there are a few pictures with Sarah sort of looking knocked up. Gawker also has a post claiming Bristol was in a car accident when she would have been seven months pregnant. The dude involved in the accident with Bristol said she "really didn't look pregnant," but he wasn't really staring at her belly.
I'm so confused. Maybe I'm the one who gave birth to baby Trig. Shit, maybe I'm the father. Maury! Please help us! It's the only way we can solve any of this. Bring them all on a very special episode of "The Maury Povich" show. I want Cindy McCain to read the DNA results though. That's if she can read it through her Vicodin haze. I also want Tina Fey and Megan Mullally to appear on the episode just so I can see them next to Sarah Palin.
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I don't care about any of this shit! I just want someone to step in and clean up the mess!! I agree with Obama and he definately showed alot of class by stepping up and saying family is off limits. I don't care what anyone does, as long as they aren't hurting someone, behind closed doors.
I just realized something...instead of selling her daughter out, why didn't she just produce medical records? Once again, poor judgement, and something fishy is going on if she's not willing to produce documentation!
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Submitted by RJII on September 1, 2008 - 5:39pm.
we went from change to strange this election.
America is becoming one of the biggest losers in the world quickly.
"Idiocracy" was a prophecy.
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OMG I TOTALLY agree. I talk about that movie like it's the Bible sometimes.
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PS. For those who continue to ask:
Trig was born to Bristol and Levi in late April/early May. That's right - I stalked her friend's myspace. It's private now. LOL.
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Ok so I don't even need any big ass highbrow details. The woman is a LIE-TELLER, plain and simple:
Published: March 6th, 2008 12:02 AM
Last Modified: March 6th, 2008 03:38 PM
JUNEAU -- Gov. Sarah Palin shocked and awed just about everybody around the Capitol on Wednesday when she announced she's expecting her fifth child.
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"I thought it was becoming obvious," Gov. Sarah Palin said. "You know, clothes getting snugger and snugger."
The governor, who recently turned 44, told a handful of reporters as she was leaving work to expect a new member of the first family, then headed to a reception at the Baranof Hotel to feast on king crab.
Palin said she's already about seven months along, with the baby due to arrive in mid-May.
That the pregnancy is so advanced astonished all who heard the news. The governor, a runner who's always been trim, simply doesn't look pregnant.
Even close members of her staff said they only learned this week their boss was expecting.
"I thought it was becoming obvious," Palin said. "You know, clothes getting snugger and snugger."
But people just couldn't believe the news.
"Really? No!" said Bethel state Rep. Mary Nelson, who is close to giving birth herself.
"It's wonderful. She's very well-disguised," said Senate President Lyda Green, a mother of three who has sometimes sparred with Palin politically. "When I was five months pregnant, there was absolutely no question that I was with child."
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And that's alls I needs to know.
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@EvilShoe on September 1, 2008 - 10:28am.
I think she's using biblical names. Like Esther.
Didn't Madonna want to be called Esther for a while? What an awful name.
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
we went from change to strange this election.
America is becoming one of the biggest losers in the world quickly.
"Idiocracy" was a prophecy.
Also, the RNC convention looks cheapy so far. And sooooo white.
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Obama Says Palin Pregnancy “Off Limits”
by Bonney Kapp
Barack Obama addressed a gaggle of reporters this afternoon to discuss the latest goings-on with Hurricane Gustav. After brief opening comments on the much-hyped, overly politicized hurricane, reporters were curious about one thing: 17-year-old Bristol Palin’s pregnancy, made public today.
“I have heard some of the news on this and so let me be a clear as possible: I have said before and I will repeat again, I think people’s families are off limits, and people’s children are especially off limits. This shouldn’t be part of our politics,” the Democrat said forcefully. “It has no relevance to Governor Palin’s performance as governor, or her potential performance as a VP. And so I would strongly urge people to back off these kinds of stories,” he continued.
The candidate who himself was born to a teenage mom, reminded reporters, “You know my mother had me when she was 18, and how a family deals with issues and you know teenage children, that shouldn’t be the topic of our politics and I hope that anybody who is supporting me understands that’s off limits.”
When asked about an “unnamed McCain advisor” accusing the Obama campaign of spreading despicable rumors surrounding Bristol Palin online, Obama interrupted the reporter mid-question. “I am offended by that statement. There is no evidence at all that any of this involved us,” he said directly. “Our people were not involved in any way in this, and they will not be. And if I ever thought that it was somebody in my campaign that was involved in something like that - they’d be fired,” he added.
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Submitted by tweedlebugb on September 1, 2008 - 10:31am.
thats a damned lie....
someone started a rumor that one of my sisters was the mother of our little bro (we were 13 when he was born) and that was a load of crap.
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Oh, so since it was untrue in your case it MUST also be untrue in this case.
Yup yup yup, love the critical thinking.
sheesh.
John picked sarah for the wrong reasons, he wanted to make his own little piece of history to compete with obama, and distract people from obama's campaign. I hope that people are smart enough to vote based on the goals of each canidate and the plans that are created to make the goals happen. Race, gender, age, or lack of experience shouldn't be the final deciding factor in regards to choosing a president.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 1, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Angel_i, I'm going to nominate Dina Lohan for President, and Lynn Spears for vice-prez. THEY would get this country in order!
Viva la Bagelfuls!
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Submitted by CeeCee on September 1, 2008 - 6:58pm.
I hadn't thought of that- I suppose we have less in the way of private hosptials and I was thinking about when I had my kids. They had name tags on before the cord was cut it seems and there was no danger of getting the maternity wrong. But in a private hospital I suppose it could be done. Poor girl btw, even if this woman is the mother of five, not four, imagine having your private life all over the media at that age.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
How could she do it though? I mean, not morally but practically. You can have a pillow up your dress and say you are pregnant but that is not going to fool an obstetrician.
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I would say that's why she took the 45 minute drive to a small hospital in her hometown instead of giving birth in Anchorage (after a long flight, no less). She has friends there who would cover for her.
Submitted by Rocket on September 1, 2008 - 12:57pm.
My mother taught me sex education. She said "get pregnant and you are out of the house and on your own the next day". Worked for me.
...lol my mother said the same thing! worked like a charm.
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Submitted by Dr. Dick on September 1, 2008 - 1:14pm.
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How could she do it though? I mean, not morally but practically. You can have a pillow up your dress and say you are pregnant but that is not going to fool an obstetrician. The hospital records the mother’s name and sends details of the birth to the local registry office and they check when you come to register the birth. That’s what happens in the UK and I imagine it’s the same in the US. So how did she do it?********************************************
Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
is that alex's husband from real housewives of NYC? the gay guy? simon?
thats a damned lie....
someone started a rumor that one of my sisters was the mother of our little bro (we were 13 when he was born) and that was a load of crap.
I think she's using biblical names. Like Esther.
My SIL named her daughter Esther. ESTHER! I about died when I heard it, when I hear the name I think of some grey haired lady in a nursing home...I hate the name.
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Submitted by speakit on September 1, 2008 - 11:48am.
I would personally like to thank Sarah Palin.
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Well said. The only way Sarah could impress me now is to publicly say that she is furious that her daughter had unprotected sex and she's lucky that a baby is ALL she got out of it.
For the record when I had mono I didn't get to take more than 2 weeks off of school and that was pushing it. I slept through a lot of meals though and lost every bit of fat I thought I had at that time. It was a positive note of mono,
Now on another note.....what responsible reasonable Mother thinks allowing your child to marry is a good idea? Glad these folks all believe in divorce. I can not imagine being married to the boyfriend I had at 16 or 17. I know him still but certainly not in that way!
That's why I live in a teepee!
Submitted by meela on September 1, 2008 - 5:46pm.
I call BS on this. It's convenient her daughter is now 5 months pregnant, removing doubt that she is actually the mother of Palin's youngest
I thought that. On a related note, why the hell did this woman give her kids such god awful names? Trig? You wouldn't call a dog that. Bristol??? In the UK that is rhyming slang- Bristol City =titty so I laughed like an eight year old at that one. Plus, if she had a baby early this year, especially one with a disability, why is she going for such a high profile, time consuming job? Family values eh?
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I've never seen a post get so many hits. Wow. People are FURIOUS with Jamie Lynn.
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Angel_i, I'm going to nominate Dina Lohan for President, and Lynn Spears for vice-prez. THEY would get this country in order!
Viva la Bagelfuls!
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Submitted by meela on September 1, 2008 - 11:46am
I gotta say, as if this isn't juicy enough, that I thought the same exact thing.
Well you can clearly see how the other rumor got started as the eldest in the above photo is clearly pregnant and no one knew when that picture was taken.
My mother taught me sex education. She said "get pregnant and you are out of the house and on your own the next day". Worked for me.
vanyvrgs on September 1, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Shot gun wedding? I really do hope they do not invite Cheney ....
- He's going to be Best man.
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Shot gun wedding? I really do hope they do not invite Cheney ....
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 1, 2008 - 12:43pm.
All of the candidates suck, and they all have 'dirt' I'm sure. It's politics. There will never be a pure or perfect candidate.
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Sure there will! Just as soon as we produce a pure and/or perfect human being!
PS. It is SO all Jamie Lynn's fault. How cum these bitches can't keep their kids from getting pregnant. I mean - if my mom (or actual authority figure) wanted to make sure there was no hanky panky going on with me and a boy she made damn sure of it. It wasn't THAT hard. (I was lucky tho - she didn't actually care most of the time;)
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Mel-Tang on September 1, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Oh, and this whole mess is Jamie Lynn Spears' fault.
-hahahahahaha...
I hope Sarah serves up some Purple Drank to celebrate becoming a Grandma....and Cheetos of course.
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http://jezebel.com/5044017/sarah-palin-rumors-some-people-are-taking-the...
Oh, and this whole mess is Jamie Lynn Spears' fault.
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I would personally like to thank Sarah Palin.
Sarah, you are a shining example of people who choose to remain ignorant. People who turn a blind eye to human nature. People who would rather their children suffer the consequences of acting as sexual beings rather than educate them and make them responsible individuals. Not only can those consequences be unwanted pregnancies, but a disease that could take a child's life. Would your God want a child to die for their actions? My God wouldn't.
So thank you Sarah. I hope, at least one person learns from your public example.
Okay, seriously, I'm done with her.
I call BS on this. It's convenient her daughter is now 5 months pregnant, removing doubt that she is actually the mother of Palin's youngest. It makes me wonder if in the upcoming weeks there won't be a heartbreaking, yet well timed announcement that the daughter miscarried, thus killing any more speculation on who is Trig's real mother, and saving the kid from a shot gun wedding. This whole deal stinks to high heaven.
Mopa on September 1, 2008 - 12:01pm.
I guess some of you haven't heard the breaking news. Sarah Palin has just announced that her daughter is pregnant and will marry.
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/01/america/daughter.php
- omg, Sarah is morphing into a Republican version of "Roseanne" and Lynne Spears combined.
The daughter plans to marry the father, uh huh, basically that means he has NO CHOICE! in light of Sarah Palin's recent "fame". Yes, putting their beliefs to another "test"....sure.
Pro-Life = Pro-Shotgun wedding, the NRA will be throwing the baby shower.
What a bunch of fucking idiots.
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All of the candidates suck, and they all have 'dirt' I'm sure. It's politics. There will never be a pure or perfect candidate.
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Submitted by jussayin on September 1, 2008 - 12:31pm.
That is a good point.
Interesting that they release the "story" right when the hurraicane hit -- nice way to try to put it out when America is concerned with someonething else. ____________________________________________
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talk about a rumor...read THIS article!
http://www.zimbio.com/Piper+Palin/articles/3/McCain+Regrets+Drunken+Prom...
The Republican ticket, it seems, is the result of a promise made by a drunken, horny Senator John McCain. An unidentified source close to the Arizona Senator told the AoE that three months ago, in a moment of alcohol-induced weakness, the Senator offered Alaska Governor Sarah Palin a place on the Republican ticket if she consented to an extramarital tryst. Apparently driven by political ambition and an insatiable lust for sex, Palin eagerly agreed to let the inebriated McCain descend into the depths of her inner-being.
Although McCain attempted to renege on the perverse compact, Palin would not be dissuaded, and threatened to go public with the affair if she was not given the VP slot as promised. Given Sarah Palin’s ties to Big Oil in Alaska, it seems that McCain has truly crawled in bed with Big Oil. Many DC pundits are concerned that the one time “maverick” has been reduced to nothing more than a corporate boy toy.
...I am truly LMAO!! It's so far fetched and yet would explain a lot, because this "pick" makes no sense for him at all. Possible abuse of power, teenage pregnancy, lack of experience...it makes no sense for him to have touched this lady with a ten foot pole as a veep pick....
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*head explodes* yay, juicy! just what i wanted to wake up to!
McCain chose poorly.
The couple have five children: sons Track (19) and Trig (4 months) and daughters Bristol (17), Willow (14) and Piper (7) [ages as of August 2008].
the son is hot! I'd hit it!! LOL
http://www.zimbio.com/Bristol+Palin/articles/67/WATER+BREAKGATE+REAL+BAB...
as for pregnancy...if I were involved in doing a coverup situation, I bet dates and such would start getting really "flexible". We don't know if the baby was actually born when they say and we don't know that the daughter is actually "5 months" preggers...
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Submitted by Dr. Dick on September 1, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Mrs. Palin maybe you should worry about the apparent "issues" in your own household.
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while she's at it she may want to have her children checked for AIDS and stds.. since condoms are da ebil.
Mopa, thanks- I just woke up.......it's still mid morning here in L.A....just having coffee.....
whoa.....all I can do is shake my head at that article....
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Hi PSL. Sadly it will go on for at least 2 more months....
And Mopa I understand that their plan was not to say anything and even McCain people admitted that the only reason why they released the information is to combat unsubstantiated rumors that Gov. Palin's fifth child, Trig, born in April, was actually Bristol's child.
Please, like they could have kept that under wraps. They had to tell regardless of the Trig story.
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God this shit is sooooo juicy and rich it has to be fattening.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 1, 2008 - 11:18am
Still going on? I guess you must have missed the breaking news. I think it deserves a little more talk since this revelation.
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/09/01/1318541.aspx
This is STILL going on?
Sheesh, I feel like Mr President.....lol
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I guess now we know why Gov Palin made sure to have her little baby at these speeches she had made where her family was onstage with her. He was used as a nice belly cover for her daughter. I wondered why she felt the need to have a little baby at such events.
Can this woman get anymore despicable?