Sunday, August 31st 2008

Another Score For The Gold Diggers Of The World!

Deborah Lin is my favorite ho of the day! The 40-year-old "former model" married 46-year-old James Gandolfini in her hometown of Honolulu, Hawaii yesterday. The gold diggers are taking over the world. Watch out BABIES!!!

Okay, Deborah might not be a gold digger, but would you marry Tony Soprano if he didn't have money coming out of his chunky ass? Answer me that!

The two became engaged late 2007 after going public with their relationship earlier in the year.

The wedding was attended by a bunch of hos. Deborah was a dress. James wore a tuxedo. They ate cake and they danced. Typical wedding shit. A witness told People, "It was amazing. James ate the whole fucking cake in one gulp! I've never seen anything like that before." No, the witness said, "There was a nice big kiss at the end with both hands on the cheeks. They looked great."

Well done, Deborah! Although, she's working hard for that money! Her arms must be sore as fuck from having to hold up James' FOPA while riding his willy all the time.



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I personally never got over Dr Malfi's rape...

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You guys are so viscious toward Tony Soprano, LOL! Badda-bing, badda-boom. Actually, I've seen pictures of Gandolfini when he was younger, he was pretty hot! Full head of hair, in great shape....ah well, aging is not so kind to some of us, I suppose.
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At least she's only 4 years younger and not 20 years younger.

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Submitted by piepenburg on September 1, 2008 - 3:05am.
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?

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Does James have sizemeat or tinymeat?

Usually when a white man marries an Ornamental fish, tinymeat is present and the man can not get a white girl as a result.

Discuss!

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yep she trapped him with the baby...and next up child support for LIFE... cha---- ching

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The hub and I watched the 'pranos from episode 1. It was an amazing show. Gandolfini is a wonderful actor, and there is a sexiness to him, even if he's a "fucking calzone with legs", as Tony called Bobby Baccala.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on September 1, 2008 - 12:15am.

QC, he dumped her in a spectacularly sudden and public fashion, after she'd been with him for almost a decade and given birth to his son and helped him through substance abuse. He's not to be trusted.

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/10-16-2002-28318.asp

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,365404,00.html

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2002-03-19
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Not for nuthin' but in those articles it sounds like she's the one that made it public. He doesn't sound perfect but she sounds kinda loopy to me, to begin with.

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She's kinda cute in a sweaty, hairy balls slapping in her her face kinda way.

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Hope he made her sign a Prenup.

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At least they're in the same age range. He's kinda hot if you're a chubby chaser. FOPA... LOL and Ewwww.

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I always thought he was married?

She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?

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yay, the "asian persuasion", it's inevitable... dun lie- you'd hit it M.K. muahaha!

lizardo911's picture

He just seems like such a hairy non-evolved gorilla type. I bet he has hair sprouting from everywhere, except from the top of his head. YUCKY! No amount of money could make me suck and fuck that hairball...

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 1, 2008 - 12:40am.
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OMG, what a fucking douche! Don't tell me anymore, you guys - I won't be able to finish The Sopranos :(

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 1, 2008 - 12:35am.

He hit on my ex when his wife was pregnant. Unsuccessfully.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on September 1, 2008 - 12:15am.
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Okay, he just lost some serious hot points with me.

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QC, he dumped her in a spectacularly sudden and public fashion, after she'd been with him for almost a decade and given birth to his son and helped him through substance abuse. He's not to be trusted.

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/10-16-2002-28318.asp

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,365404,00.html

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2002-03-19

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Darlin's picture

The thought of this sweaty slab of fat breathing heavily on top of me just gives me the creeps. So not worth the money.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 31, 2008 - 10:15pm.

Submitted by Grace Disful on August 31, 2008 - 9:47pm.

I'm just glad the sopranos went off the air so we wouldn't be subjected to another sex scene with him in it.
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Hey! Isn't that how the Sopranos started? He was the guy who fucked everybody...? I never continued watching it - did he eventually fuck his therapist too...? That was a long time ago - I fell off the train...

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Submitted by Grace Disful on August 31, 2008 - 9:47pm.

I'm just glad the sopranos went off the air so we wouldn't be subjected to another sex scene with him in it.

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i used to find tony soprano slighty sexy in a hired a hitman to kill you kinda way...now all i see is a fat fuck with jacked up teeth.. i hope he has a prenup in place cuz there should be no way this chick wants all that heart attack waiting to happen sweating on top of her...
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Urgg. I'm glad someone can get it up for Gandolfini. He makes my pussy wilt, and not in a good way. I'm not sure any amount of $$ would be worth disrespecting my pussy.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

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Submitted by BootsieBug on August 31, 2008 - 9:01pm.
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Yes! The blazers gave it away, lol. I can't believe they don't hook up! :( Now I'm slightly disappointed because I just knew they would in the second season.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on August 31, 2008 - 8:55pm.
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What'd he do to his first wife?

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 31, 2008 - 7:48pm.
Submitted by BootsieBug on August 31, 2008 - 8:47pm.
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I'm just starting Season 2 and I already want them to get it on! I know it's wrong - he's married. But still...there's some serious sexual tension between them
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Submitted by Manimal5 on August 31, 2008 - 7:13pm.
The two became engaged late 2007 after going public with their relationship earlier in the year.

I think they went "pubic" with their relationship before that.
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I'm in the minority here, but I was a fan of James Gandolfini before The Sopranos. Anybody remember his turn in Get Shorty?

But I'd never marry the man -- look at how he treated his first wife. I'd fuck him all day long, though.

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Submitted by BootsieBug on August 31, 2008 - 8:47pm.
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I'm just starting Season 2 and I already want them to get it on! I know it's wrong - he's married. But still...there's some serious sexual tension between them.

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The Sopranos is one of my favorite shows(always in my Netflix cue). Tony is somehow endearing in that manicial mobster kind of way.
I am only on season four but I think Tony and Dr. Melfi should get it on, maybe him leaning her over her desk or someting equally as HOT.

he likes asain bitches, at least it's not is daughter

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The two became engaged late 2007 after going public with their relationship earlier in the year.

I think they went "pubic" with their relationship before that.

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"Former Model" = Escort
just like Denise Richards and Heather Mills

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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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"but would you marry Tony Soprano if he didn't have money coming out of his chunky ass? "

I would. It's cool though, because I cum money, so it would be like making a deposit in dat ass.

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The labor day rave is less than an hour away, kids.
Get your asses over here and don't stop til you get enuf!

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but would you marry Tony Soprano if he didn't have money coming out of his chunky ass?

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I'd marry him--he's my Birthday Buddy! (Same day and, sadly, same YEAR!) OK. No. I wouldn't. Glad to see he didn't marry a 22 year old, though. Also, FOPA is my new favorite word!

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I would totally let him stick the tip in - Tony Soprano is hot! Go Deborah!

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Submitted by jaydawg - Funny thing is if you look up pictures of JG when he was young (like college age and into his 20's) he was quite handsome. He just hit a really ugly wall...."

You made me have to look up his yearbook photo! (Below)

http://i.timeinc.net/instyle/read/yearbook/images/yb_6a_270504.jpg

I don't know, that constant lisp and now his straining for breath with every sentence would drive me bonkers.

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Funny thing is if you look up pictures of JG when he was young (like college age and into his 20's) he was quite handsome. He just hit a really ugly wall. But he's still a phenomenal actor. The Sopranos was one of the best shows ever.

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Submitted by LA on August 31, 2008 - 3:17pm

WORD.

There are all different kinds of chubby. There's Newman from Seinfeld chubby, which is all-around chubby with no muscle at all, and there's James Gandolfini chubby, where there's muscle in the extremities and the weight is all in the stomach.

I'm a chaser of the second kind of chubby. What can I say? I like the big man. Skinny grosses me out.

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She looks good for being 40 though.
Relationships ae supposed to last longer if the guy is uglier than the girl I read somewhere.....not sure if I believe that ;)

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That man is one fugly fatass barf! That bitch is crazy to marry him.

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Get yo hands off my man, you heard me, get 'em off! Get 'em waaaaaaaay off. Seriously bitch, that ass is mine, and Ill cut you.

TT99's picture

Very apt that his story is right next to DiddySeanPuffy Comb's. His baby mom Kim Porter, was another questionable "former model" model for who, and when, nobody knows? Why do I give a shit? Good luck to James. A fool and his money are soon parted.
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She is so cute. He is so not.

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He always looks like he's ready to fucking snap.

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