Sunday, August 31st 2008
Diddy Is Making Me Dizzy
I love Diddy's fucked up video rants, but this one is better viewed with your eyes closed. Diddy spinning the camera around isn't doing my hangover any favors. While watching this shit, I kept stomping my leg down thinking I was on a playground spinner.
In his newest video, Diddy doesn't understand why John McCain chose the chick from Alaska as his running mate. According to Diddy, there is nothing going on in Alaska. Diddy isn't even sure if there are any black people or crackheads living in Alaska.
Somewhere in Alaska there's a black guy and a cracked out polar bear, sitting in an igloo, crying icy tears over the fact that the almighty Diddy doesn't know they're alive.
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I think Joey's previous re-istatement of Slavery has not been given it's due...
Diddy!!! Jump Down, Turn Around, Pick O'h Bale O Cotton.......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Here's the link to that piece of shit song, if anyone is really interested. It was on the soundtrack to Godzilla, so this song really is just a big lingering dingleberry from a wet steamy turd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnZ60A9ZJ_E
I'm just ashamed Jimmy's name is on this.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 31, 2008 - 11:46pm.
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Thug?! LOL....this fool wishes he was a thug. Please, there's NOTHING thuggish about him. A little suburban boy trying too hard is what he is....
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Why I love Mimi
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html
Jesus Christ, I HATE this thug with the power of infinite suns.
OT- MK!! You got me addicted to Bagelfuls!! Thanks!!! LOL They are DELICIOUS.
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Yes he sampled music other people created. You should be proud. He must not be making anymore money off his sean john crap to making all those shit reality shows.
sometimes I'm proud of Diddy for what he has actually accomplished....but not today!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by Darlin on August 31, 2008 - 7:09pm.
I wonder if McCain is paying Diddy under the table.
I'm glad someone finally made that connection.
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People are crazy and times are strange.
"DIDDY OBAMA BLAAG, DIDDY OBAMA BLAAAG, DIDDY OBAMA BLAAAG NUMBA SIXTEEN...."
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People are crazy and times are strange.
Submitted by speakit on September 1, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by Kp on August 31, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Ive hated this motherfucker since the time he sampled Zeppelin's Kashmir.
The fucking NERVE!! How the fuck are you going to mess with Perfection??
The worst part was that he actually paid off jimi paige to be in that piece of shit!!
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Diddy did Kashmir! NOOOOOOOO. Thank the lord that I never saw that fuckery.
Now I can live with Rolf Harris doing Stairway to Heaven, but never ever Diddy does Kashmir.
Rolf Harris, Stairway to Heaven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAxuV4Tvu5g&feature=related
Upon second review, I also think he's rather fucked up.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Thanks Stoney and Kate773! Yeah, it got me in tears (and I SO, so rarely ever cry) because it was the site's eponymously named OWNER who called me a fake to everyone, and I'm in the process right now of designing my own website, I want it to be a celeb gossip site as well as a blog for my writing, and a message-board for people. So, shit like what that Celebitchy did to me can be horribly ruinous to a newbie site owner just starting out, you know? I mean, it's outright slander what she did to me.
And Sean Combs is STILL a punk bastard. he got where he is today due to the talents and art of others, and I seriously suspect he knows a hell of a lot more than he'll ever publically admit about the deaths of both Biggie AND Tupac. I just hate that ridiculous cunt of a man.
Like in Forrest Gump, "Stupid is as stupid does". P wussy, or p diddle, or whatever the f*ck this moron is calling himself this week keeps opening his mouth & ignorant braindead stupidity comes tumbling out. Everyone knows he's an extremely arrogant & self centered jerk (imagine him whining about how the price of gas rising is now keeping him from being able to fly his private jet & you've got a look at the depth of how much a jerk this loser is); we now know he's a total moron & doesn't know squat about anything other than hip hop. Which means he's a functionally illiterate ghetto rat who got lucky.
"Stupid is as stupid does", P wussy. Remember that; it'll help you when, on the way down, you meet the people you stepped on while whoring your way to the top...
Submitted by Kp on August 31, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Ive hated this motherfucker since the time he sampled Zeppelin's Kashmir.
The fucking NERVE!! How the fuck are you going to mess with Perfection??
The worst part was that he actually paid off jimi paige to be in that piece of shit!!
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DAMN STRAIGHT. DON'T FUKK WITH THE ZEPPELIN, DIDDY.
*spending diddy's jet fuel fund*
The funniest and saddest part about this video is that Diddy actually thinks he's pretty smart and that people should listen to him. What a freakin 'tard.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Oh, and he has dolphin teeth.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
His opinion really means a lot to me too. He can't even pick one stupid name to call himself, let alone make an informed decision.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
more like sucking Diddy off under the table...
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I wonder if McCain is paying Diddy under the table.
What a dumb ass.
Dumb asses for Obama.
John McCain needs to use this as his new campaign video.
Ive hated this motherfucker since the time he sampled Zeppelin's Kashmir.
The fucking NERVE!! How the fuck are you going to mess with Perfection??
The worst part was that he actually paid off jimi paige to be in that piece of shit!!
What Diddy should be asking is, "Why did the Democrats nominate that Obama guy?". That Obama guys isn't qualified to be the local dog cather.
I's loves Harpo but I'd kill em dead before I let him hit me.
ugh...i can't watch diddy make even more a fool of himself...who cares what he thinks anyways...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Diddy should be glad that McCain made such an off-the-wall VP choice. I'm totally not understanding the reasoning of picking that chick. Maybe everybody else turned McCain down.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 31, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Clever? You? Even you can't be that deluded.
....I vote for highly deluded!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
It's so cold in Alaska there's probably nothing ELSE to do but smoke crack. And make babies if you're mayor, lol.
Welcome, snowblood.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Umbertoooo on September 1, 2008 - 1:35am.
DebFrmHell excuse me for being clever.
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Clever? You? Even you can't be that deluded.
~♥~Keep Getting Better 19/8/08?~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
You Know You're In Alaska When...
. . .you take off your shirt and your arms are as pale as your legs all the way to your wrists.
. . .you know that the term "Break Up" has more to do with the weather than personal relationships.
. . .your monthly phone bill is larger than your house payment.
. . .there is a bottle of Avon's Skin-So-Soft in your tackle box.
. . .you don't know anyone who doesn't own a 4-wheeler.
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Alaska? I don't know, I'll ask her.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 31, 2008 - 7:35pm.
DebFrmHell excuse me for being clever
I think meant excuse your cluelessness, Umbertoooo, you make a fool of every post you make.
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Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today...
Can you imagine the rank stank this mouf breather emits in the morning, it would be enough to stop Pheobe Price in her chicken cutlet tracks, lol. Maybe even enough to keep her off of Robertson for a few days.
But how would MK get his PP fix???
Oh the humanity...
DebFrmHell excuse me for being clever.
Who finds this mumbling mouth breather relevant or credible? Nobody.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Diddy needs to STFU and move to Alaska already to continue make his edgy music, inovative reality television, and stellar acting "rolls".
He alone, has his finger on the pulse of American politics and without his witty and well thought out commentary, we would be lost!!
Submitted by Snowblood on August 31, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Welcome. Just a word of advice though. Unsolicited, I know, so you can take it or leave it. But don't ever forget, this is the internet, not life. Nothing that happens on a celebrity gossip site (or any internet site) should ever leave you in tears, no matter how close you think you may be to someone. Email is still not a real live person to person connection. Unfortunately, I think you've learned that the hard way. Having said that, I'm sorry you were hurt. That sucks.
what an idiot. He has no clue what he's going on about.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Doody should never be allowed to talk, ever.
At least keep his rants to himself.
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Alaska? I don't know, I'll ask her.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 31, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Of course there's no black people in Alaska. Monkey's are a tropical animal.
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IGNORE AND REPORT.
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
I mean, really can't Orkin take care of his "situation"? LOATHE, LOATHE, LOATHE...this pest.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 31, 2008 - 7:49pm.
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You are the poster child for why abortion should stay legal. And why retroactive abortion should be legalized as well.
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Why I love Mimi
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html
Thanks for the welcome, RJll! I'll be commenting here with real shit to say soon enough, it's just that after the Celebitchy slander fiasco I just went through, I'm kinda wiped out from it all, not my usual happy-posting self today.
Plus, I gotta set up my profile here! Get my avvie, and all that.
STILL hate Sean Combs. I've got so much to say about that bastard, hate hate hate him.
Well Diddy is an uninformed dumb fuck. His kind is all over Alaska and they should get the hell out. We do have black people, drugs, and crime in Alaska sadly. Diddy should shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Snowblood on August 31, 2008 - 7:29pm.
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welcome. you seem like you'll fit right in.
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Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
P-Diddy should have stopped a minute short, he didn't do his homework.
However, I am truly amazed at her selection. It's like Bush Decisionmaking 101-- Back to Iraq.
Obama got them running loco.
O in 8
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I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
There are black people in Alaska, there is crime, there is drug use, etc.
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What am I doing here? I'm moving to Alaska.
Michelle Shocked - Anchored down in Anchorage
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hffcyJ1GAg
I can't stand Sean Combs, either, but I've registered here & am posting in the hopes that some of the people who comment here are fellow commentors from Celebitchy.
I am not that dromedoid person, Celebitchy made an enormous mistake, and what she's done has absolutely devastated me. I cried last night when I first read her post claiming I was that other person in the Jennifer Anniston/Tim Gunn thread, and then this morning when I told my boyfriend about it, I started crying all over again, I mean REALLY crying, it just utterly broke my heart. I'm not that person.
Mollination knows I'm me, she's the only commentor there whom I made e-mail real-life connection with before Celebitchy blocked me off from being able to post at her site. Please, any fellow Celebitchy commentors, please stick up for me there! It's gutted me, what that site's owner has done to me and my name.
Michael K, I ADORE your DListed site, I've been coming here every day to read your awesome stories for a long time, now, just never signed up to be a commentor here. LOVE this site!
ok seriously does any black person listen or take diddy seriously anymore?! does he actually think these rants are going to do make something positive happen?! i really wish someone would shut this egomaniac up!!!
I'm from Alaska (Skagway originally, Ketchikan recently, New York at the moment) and can't wait to get back there. There are black people in Alaska, there is crime, there is drug use, etc. Diddy needs to get his facts straight before running off at the ignorant mouth.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Ugh, what a hemorrhoid going around disguised as a man. And as someone else pointed out, a lack of crackheads is a bad quality?
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
Submitted by Mr. President on August 31, 2008 - 11:59pm.
Dreamy, slightly racy:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/08/31/kevin-spacey-butt/
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Ahh, JJ! *hides* *peaks over top of keybored*
Found those pics to be 'meh'. Not shocking or even midly racy.
Cool, original way to come out though.
~♥~Keep Getting Better 19/8/08?~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Dreamy, slightly racy:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/08/31/kevin-spacey-butt/
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