Dreamy Was Just Taking A Little Nap

All of my favorite crackheads are falling apart! First, I learn that the Crackie of Camden supposedly overdosed twice this year! And now I read that Dreamboat Doherty, the crackhead of all crackheads, collapsed in Austria this past Thursday.

The Sun reports that Dreamy was set to perform at the premiere of one his home movies at a porn theater in Graz when he passed out. Earlier, Dreamy went on a drug bender at his promoter's house. Thankfully, Dreamy was revived. They probably just threw soapy water on him. You know how much he hates soap. He refused to go to the hospital for obvious reasons. He was able to perform...four hours later.

People are so DRAMATIC! He didn't pass out. He was just taking a little nap. A crack nap. Dreamy waz tiwered. Sleepy crackhead. Besides, if Dreamy "collapsed," I would've passed out too. We're soulmates, so I feel his pain. Wait. Come to think of it. I did fall on my ass while buying Crisco and laxatives (don't ask) at Rite-Aid on Thursday. I blamed it on the espresso and Red Bull I had earlier in the day.

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Submitted by Clarisse on September 2, 2008 - 9:40am.

LOL!!

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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:54pm.

What the hell is that shit on his face! I SO want to go throw up now! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your face!

Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:24pm.

um, ....ew!

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Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 7:56pm.

*shudder* his face is gross.

Submitted by greenleafbella on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 7:11pm.

ew his teefs
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Submitted by Freak Speely on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 6:19pm.

I'm starting to think that since they endured the bubonic plague, centuries of squalor, poverty, gin and opiate addiction, multitudes of STDs, and severe WWII damage...Britons can survive anything. Pete and Amy are living(?) proof.

Submitted by Kp on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 12:58pm.

His lips should be labeled as hazardous material.

Submitted by KG on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 12:56pm.

Ugh. He is nasty looking. How could Kate Moss bring something like that arund her child?

Submitted by RJII on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 12:33pm.

i just got nauseous looking at this guy's face, hair and nails. Most British celebs are dirty looking. his ass has disease face.

I wish this loser and wino would please OD soon. They make me lose my appetite. I have money on Wino checking out this month.

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Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 10:32am.

Dreamy's face gives me nightmares.

Submitted by SubMonkey on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 10:25am.

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 10:08am.

Just how on EARTH does he function on a daily basis? I'm imagining "Trainspotting".

Submitted by gee_gee on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:58am.

MK! Please. No more close-ups of Dreamy or Wino's faces. I have the day off so I slept in and I haven't had my coffee yet. I can't deal. You should link to their pictures with a Not Safe For ANYTIME warning. Let a sista deal with her hangover gently.

Damn.

Submitted by speakit on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:56am.

Submitted by christine the hoff on September 2, 2008 - 9:01am.
oh dreamy, you are like fine wine, better with age.

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I think he's more like fine urine, left unflushed in gas station bathroom.

Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:49am.

he is the a-hole of the goddess of herpes

Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:47am.

hideous

Submitted by Laura on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:44am.

I can hate on his sores anytime, even when I have a nasty zit, because at least I know I TRY to get rid of them. You know, by washing myself and such.

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Submitted by Frances Farmer on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:42am.

Neosporin for that festering puss filled sore.

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:40am.

MyTwoCents,
Lord no! Not me! I'm staying as far away from that infected anus on his face as possible!!

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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:20am.

@CTH. No matter what, everytime I see a pic of Petey I always get misty thinking about you and your unrequieted love for him. You are correct, he's becoming downright breathtaking.

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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:12am.

I'm sure it's been said before, but - wouldn't it be cool if Dreamboat and Wino became a couple? I can picture them on their first date, whereby they'd probably o.d. eachother off (by accident, of course). There probably isn't enough coke, heroin and booze to kill these two crackheads. I imagine in a nuclear holocaust, that some how Petey and Amy would miraculously emerge unscathed!

Oh, the humanity! Must get that mental image out of my head of the 2 of them naked and entwined. AAAGGGGHHH!! I think I need to rinse off with some Clorox and ammonia now.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:11am.

He parties with his promotor? Doesn't his promoter worry about money and notoriety and shit? Like, how showing up is really good for business? Doesn't he worry about herpes?

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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:10am.

I hope this doesn't undercut his good works teaching council tenants about the dangers of drugs.

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Submitted by Imokwithguyliner on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:09am.

hi. new avie name. old-ish member.

get yer azzes back to the Palin thread to make it go to 1,000! That was not an order! It was a REQUEST.

Submitted by lizzieb on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:05am.

Lordy, if all Engllish blokes looked like this we would have died out years ago. Wash man, wash, you're showing us all up.Those spots look like he's growing another head. Hopefully this one will have a brain.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:05am.

Someone (Clarisse?) needs to do a google pics comparison between Dreamy and Animal from the Muppets.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:01am.

oh dreamy, you are like fine wine, better with age.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 8:58am.

Why on earth is this waste still breathing? Disgusting stinking offal!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 8:58am.

I can't hate on his sores today, I have a pimple that is taking on a life of its own today. Wahhhhhhh!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 8:57am.

Pete also has a aversion to toothpaste too. Yikes!

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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 8:57am.

Good Lord, it's too early for such ugliness. Dreamboat's "nap" was probably a heroin-induced nod. I cannot believe that he hasn't ODed or set himself on fire, nodding out with a lit ciggie.

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Submitted by piepenburg on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 8:55am.

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 8:49am.

"Come to think of it. I did fall on my ass while buying Crisco and laxatives (don't ask) at Rite-Aid on Thursday. I blamed it on the espresso and Red Bull I had earlier in the day."

That totally explains MK being MIA for the weekend, he was resting his ass. I hope MK got some great rest!

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