Well, Where's The Video?
Josh Hartnett did fuckey fuckey times with some chick in the library of his London hotel and it was all caught on security camera. That's what the Mirror claims anyway. Hotel staff watched as a drunken Josh and his chick stumbled into the library, closed off the curtains and started bumping nasties.
A source said, "Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place - the library included. This means their every spit and cough was recorded, and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh's X-rated moves."
After Josh and his lady finished filling the library with sex smells, a hotel staffer told him to take his personal shit elsewhere in the future.
I think it's the hotel's duty to release the footage to the public. You know, as a warning to whores who might want to do it in a hotel library. And I want close-ups of Hartnett's peen. I have a feeling it's floppy, skinny and just as boring as him. Actually, maybe I don't want to see Hartnett's footage. There's nothing worse than boring peen.
And I feel sorry for the poor bitch who strolled into the library after Josh finished, grabbed a copy of "War and Peace" and found a chunky glob of Hartnett smegma all over it.
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I pray this video gets released!!! It's about time us girls get some celebrity Porn too!!!!!
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He's still hot in a smart guy looking way. See he had drunken sex in a hotel library...sure he was drunk, but at least he's spontaneous and not as boring as you think, MK. Sure the peen might be boring, but how would you know until you actually saw it!
Your face!
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sounds yum =DD
I wonder if Suri has a little mole on her neck like he does. A lot of times kids will get the same type of mark in the same place. I will be on mole watch.
Then again, I'm sure TG has had it removed if there was one.
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Suri's dad, I'm ashamed of you! Other people have to use the library for REAL research, you ding dong.
UGH how rude.
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It IS Suri's daddy! You'd think Josh Hartnett wouldn't have to work anymore.
This story is an amusing fantasy, no doubt dreamed up by Josh or her press agent.
But trust on this one - Josh is a 100% homosexual!
And a coke-O also!
It would give me great satisfaction to think they did it near a Dr Laura book.
Im curious if his downstairs area has the same disgruntled under-achieveing kinda hair situation that his face has. Why does he insist on forcing that patch of "hair" down our throats?
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Submitted by letinstar on September 2, 2008 - 11:07am.
I agree. I'd do him, though.
He is not that cute, and speaks in a monotone voice. I will never understand how he gets hired.
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Hey look - it's Suri's daddy !!!
I'd watch!
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cannot figure if hartnett is attractive...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
What is he, a Johnny Depp understudy?
If you guys were talking about Atonement that is a Mcavoy film not Harnett. Harnett only "acts" in crappy films, like 40 days and 40 nights, Pearl Harbor, Black Dahlia....Bleh.
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His penis and acting abilities can be described by one phrase: "limp noodle".
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
I think he's cute. I'd do him in the library, but only in the reference section that way it would be educational.
@Sheeps:
AW. Did you love it? I'm sorry:(
Maybe I was just fidgety that day ;s
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Submitted by angel_i on September 2, 2008 - 6:22am.
That had to be the most boring movie I've ever seen that, if you could stand it, actually had some substance. I kept thinking: Yeesh - there has got to be a book about this somewhere.
*glaring at Angel, reconsidering Internets friendship* Don't worry, "Quantum of Solace" is coming out soon. It has car chases.
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Quicker than his own shadow.
He has a good line in Mozart and the Whale - "Thanks for the lousy sex!"
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Don't dream it... BE it!
I love the UK, they are so civilized. Libraries at hotels.... Last time I stayed at a hotel here in the US, the people at the front desk did not look like they could even read a book, let alone maintain a library.
Oh and what can I say about Josh Harnett that has not been said yet? Dirty, Depp Wanna Be, and Bad actor - all been taken. ____________________________________________
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He's a poor man's version of Depp.
This jerk couldn't act his way out of a comic strip.
I saw "Black Dahlia" over the weekend with this hack. What a pile of crap.
He made the pages stick together.
why is he trying to look like Johnny Depp here? And why doesn't he remove that big fugly mole from his neck? It always distracts me.
jgm22
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 2, 2008 - 9:37am.
Submitted by The C word on September 2, 2008 - 8:36am.
I’m guessing he wasn’t in the “Self-Help” section.
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No, not THIS time.
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
Submitted by NitWitty on September 2, 2008 - 8:25am.
So basically, Hartnett did it in the library with the candlestick?!
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LOL! This guy is so dirty, I remember when he first started in Hollywood, he was married to his high school sweetheart and had been dating for like 10 years or so. Now he's doing the sexy times at a hotel library. What an upgrade!
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Submitted by NitWitty on September 2, 2008 - 8:35am.
I'd personally love to shout "Coitus Interruptus, Asshole!"
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bahahahahahaa!
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that's a cheap way to get a sex tape made
Was his library card revoked?
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Submitted by The C word on September 2, 2008 - 8:36am.
I’m guessing he wasn’t in the “Self-Help” section.
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No, not THIS time.
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I’m guessing he wasn’t in the “Self-Help” section.
:P
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Submitted by DeeDee on September 2, 2008 - 8:29am.
Josh needs to stop going through Johnny Depp's dirty laundry.
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Well, to be honest. He only get's the cast off's that Dv8 leaves behind. By the way, lovely Shawna outfit you're sporting today. And if the staff was OH-SO offended why didn't they stop it when they still had the chance? I'd personally love to shout "Coitus Interruptus, Asshole!"
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Josh needs to stop going through Johnny Depp's dirty laundry.
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With a mug like that, he has GOT to be packin' in the meat department. It's his only hope.
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So basically, Hartnett did it in the library with the candlestick?!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I'd hit it.
*hides*
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Submitted by Sheeps on September 2, 2008 - 9:17am.
Oh, the "Atonement"?
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O my god - was that him?
That had to be the most boring movie I've ever seen that, if you could stand it, actually had some substance. I kept thinking: Yeesh - there has got to be a book about this somewhere.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
What a fucking dumb palooka this hump is. Johnny Depp wannabe. Sorry Josh, you look like a silly douche. Whatever...
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*snore-snort*
Wwat? Josh Harnett....
*hits snooze*
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Oh, the "Atonement"?
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Quicker than his own shadow.
And they couldn't have just gone up to one of their rooms? Or were they so drunk they thought it was his room?
A source said, "Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place - the library included. This means their every spit and cough was recorded, and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh's X-rated moves."
After Josh and his lady finished filling the library with sex smells, a hotel staffer told him to take his personal shit elsewhere in the future.
I think it's the hotel's duty to release the footage to the public.
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1. The source obviously means "fortunately" and
2. Let's have it, already. Camon! We need some good dirt - Wino does a lot of drugs just doesn't cut it somehow...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Katie Holmes?
Suri Cruise does look an awful lot like this guy. Sexy times in the library? How intellectual!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"After" they were done he was told to take his fucky times somewhere else? Who stood outside trying to determine when they were done?
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