David Duchovny Really Loves Porn
David Duchovny is currently cooling his genitals in rehab because he's addicted to porn. On Thursday, David's rep announced that he checked into a facility to receive treatment for sex addiction. A friend tells Fox News that David never cheated on Tea Leoni unless cyber fucking counts as cheating. David has "The Peter Cook Disease." He loves to surf and stroke.
The friend said that David spends hours rubbing his dick raw while browsing chat rooms and looking at internet porn. Quick! Check all the responses from your Craigslist "Casual Encounters" ad (I know you have one). You might have gotten a response from Agent Mulder! Even better, Mulder might have knocked one off to your picture. You should be proud.
And didn't Agent Mulder have a thing about porn on "The X-Files"? David! Don't take your work home with you.
David's friend also said that he only announced he was in rehab for sex addiction because a patient at the clinic he's in was about to leak the story to the press. David "beat" him to the punch. And then he beat it some more. And some more. And a little more.
Agent Mulder could stroke to my picture all he wants!
have mercy i am more than willing to help! i'm on Team Help for david D!
both hands raised!
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
I'm finding him more and more sexy as I learn about his "sexual addiction". It's just made him that much hotter. Before that he was just Mulder. Well on Californication he's pretty bad. And in the X-Files it was known that he was an avid porn fan, so it fits!
Your face!
David DoChokeIt! Sorry couldn't resist.
and why are some of y'all only raising one hand?
dude said raise your hands, bitches!
uh huh....wankers!
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David "beat" him to the punch. And then he beat it some more. And some more. And a little more.
ROTFLMBAO!!!
he's got umbertoooo disease!
I wonder if he ever found the truth out there or if he just squirted all over it...and I kinda wonder if it was the black goo!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by xxyxz on September 2, 2008 - 11:44am.
:( Internet porn hurts when you "find" it accidently... Then find it AGAIN
Just curious what you mean by that statement xxyxz
Wow the Duc looks hot in the title pic. Too bad he doesn't look like that anymore. I used to have a crush on him as Mulder. Good times.
Datura, I'm glad you noticed the reference! I always LOVED the pig face episiode, so clever and eerie. But there were so many awesome ones, the guy with the broken glasses...oooo makes me shiver!
EmmaB, your avatar makes me so happy. I love The Twilight Zone (about as much as I love Porny Duchovny's old show... nerd alert).
The assertion that he's never cheated on his wife seems pretty laughable. (I just get the cheater vibe from him.) I'd also rather be known as a cheater than as someone addicted to internet porn, but maybe my shame hierarchy is skewed.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
I'm too sexy for my house
Too sexy for my house
My kids and my spouse
Gotta raise my hand too. Though I would take Gillian Anderson over DD (she's so fucking hot!), he is damn fine too. Would definitely not turn him away.
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
At least he didn't fake cancer to pay for his porn
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24230152-2862,00.html
Oh, what a LIE!!!!
ahahahaha damn.
He's cheated on Tea more times than he can count; she knows it, he knows it.
sheesh.
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
What I'm wondering...is when does a celebrity find time to be addicted to porn? What, like in between takes or on the limo ride to the Emmy's..when?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Slutts, good to know. I won't ask Nitty for hers, when I bring mine in to be fixed on Thursday....
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"I'm a f***in' redneck," he wrote. "I live to play hockey .. I don't want kids."
-Levi Johnston, from his Myspace page
Tea Leoni's not ugly, she just looks as exciting as a small tin of economy-brand custard.
I remember (and this demonstrates my scary level of DD love back in the day) this picture of them together and she was wearing a white jeans, a cardigan and *pearls*. It didn't even look like it was supposed to be some sort of kinky 'thing'!
Submitted by Gabriela on September 2, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Men who look at porn too much are not particularly good lovers. They are inept at the art of seduction, they don't really know, or care, what makes a real woman tick. Eventually, they mature into full grown lechers; there is nothing worse.
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Yeeaaaahhhhh....I'd still let try his darnedest though!
He was into porn big time before they married. I mean he was the red shoe diary guy. I always wondered if Tea satisfied him. She's so ugly. I remember her talking about how much they have sex, everytime she has a movie to promote. Dave I think you need to be single.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 2, 2008 - 12:51pm.
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PSL....don't ever let Nitty borrow your computer, each time she return mine, I kept thinking all the sticky stuff was from a spilled cola.
Slutty, well..there was that accident after I went to the squirting site. PSL, why thank you. Thank you very much...
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Nitty, you dirty girl you!
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"I'm a f***in' redneck," he wrote. "I live to play hockey .. I don't want kids."
-Levi Johnston, from his Myspace page
You mean, wacking it to net porn is bad?
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I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Submitted by NitWitty on September 2, 2008 - 12:28pm.
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You so funny, hor. Wait....maybe that's why your laptop keeps losing it's wireless connection?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 2, 2008 - 9:49am.
I know about 17 sluts on this site alone that would voluntarily 'help' Duchovny through this rough patch!
Raise your hands, sluts...before I start pointing!
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I would but one hand is busy and I'm using the other one to type!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
I'd like to help him work out his demons.
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I have male friends and they admit to looking at it. Prior to the internet it was via magazines. Guys are more visual. As long as you don't do it when you're driving who the heck cares? Just because a person looks at it doesn't mean they stand around in a trench coat in a play ground. People confuse the issues.
It isn't cheating.
Wait a minute, so I need to go to rehab for this? I mean, "my friend" needs to go to rehab for this?
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
oh my gawk i love him so much!!
Submitted by letinstar on September 2, 2008 - 10:04am.
mulder checking into rehab because he's addicted to porn?...is there such a thing as being addicted to porn?
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There sure is as long as there's something else at which one can point the blame besides oneself.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
:( Internet porn hurts when you "find" it accidently... Then find it AGAIN
yeah cake batter! Another x-files fan. :)
Great memory back to the X-Files, MK - yep Agent Mulder was a porn fiend.
From the episode Excelsis Dei:
SCULLY: (glancing over her shoulder) Good morning.
MULDER: Whatever tape you found in that VCR, it isn’t mine.
SCULLY: Good. Because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren’t yours.
OK I admit when I read this title I said 'Who doesn't?'
Peter Cook disease, or Peter North disease?
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"I'm a f***in' redneck," he wrote. "I live to play hockey .. I don't want kids."
-Levi Johnston, from his Myspace page
Clyde Bruckman: You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation.
Mulder: Why are you telling me that?
Clyde Bruckman: Look, forget I mentioned it. It's none of my business.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 2, 2008 - 9:49am.
I know about 17 sluts on this site alone that would voluntarily 'help' Duchovny through this rough patch!
Raise your hands, sluts...before I start pointing!
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My hand's raised as high as it can get!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I agree with the poster who said that men who look at porn are not necessarily good in the sack. *nodding knowingly*
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Men who look at porn too much are not particularly good lovers. They are inept at the art of seduction, they don't really know, or care, what makes a real woman tick. Eventually, they mature into full grown lechers; there is nothing worse.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
mulder checking into rehab because he's addicted to porn?...is there such a thing as being addicted to porn?
i'd still do him, but those gloves must come off...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
LOL Those gloves must have been seen by more on the internet than tv, or film.
*raises hand*
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Dick happens! - MK
fuck man, Im addicted to dlisted. BAD!
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wouldnt he be addicted to masturbating then??
or is sex addict like a blanket term?
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El B.,
h u m m m m m m m m m m . . .
Breakdown,
I got some "educational" videos from my webcam i could send DD...Anything to help out!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
I know about 17 sluts on this site alone that would voluntarily 'help' Duchovny through this rough patch!
Raise your hands, sluts...before I start pointing!
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The lines between sex and society are so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Submitted by DeeDee on September 2, 2008 - 10:09am.
@angel_i Go look on Sheeps Myspace page. IG sent him the funniest video of Gang Bang cleaner in action.
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Whoa - ok, that just caused a WHOLE lot more procrastination! But FUNNAY! LOL!
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
He's probably doing all of this for publicity.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 2, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Oh El B! You make my girlie bits hummmmmmmmmm...
Mmmmmmm, type slower....:o)
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