He Might Be A McConaughey

Submitted by Mopa on September 3, 2008 - 8:03am.
Aren't they the cutest? They are platypi.

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Don't show them to Palin. She'd skin them and wear them as a collar on her latest ugly piece of cheap clothing, use their baby fat for her anti-aging cream, and hang their little paws from her ears.

Submitted by Mopa on September 3, 2008 - 7:59am.
None of this shit makes sense to me. Palin knew it would blow up in her face. I can only explain it through raw ambition and pure stupidity. She just wanted to wait until she got picked and McPain couldn't back down. Or she really is such a absent low life parent that she didn't know her daughter was fucking around. Thought she was a virgin hanging out with a guy that the whole town knows got a girl preggers when she was in 8th grade. I mean didn't her PTA friends fill her in?
There is a piece to this puzzle we are missing. All will be revealed.
Maybe it just comes down to McPain being in need of publicity?

Aren't they the cutest? They are platypi. You can see a bigger pic here:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/08/this-just-in-ti.html

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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."

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Are those baby platypus??? Manatees???
So cute. Let's talk about THOSE babies and not the cess-I mean gene pool that is the Palin Clan.

And, btw, if this was so planned and nothing to be ashamed of, why was Bristol so obviously trying to hide the fact she was pregnant in all those recent photos after her mom was named as the VP pick? Bad enough that that little baby had to be toted around at noisy rallies, but he also had to be used to try to hide his sisters belly. What a way to use your baby, as your teen daughters pregnancy hider.

These people are so disgraceful that it isn't even funny.

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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."

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Submitted by kiwikim on September 3, 2008 - 6:35am.

Oh please! No one, not even their supposed supporters, thought they were already planning to get married. I don't even think those polygamist pedofiles plan their marriages and knock-ups as early as these two supposedly had. Honestly, how many people in this day and age get engaged and marry at 16 or 17 years old?

The whole thing is a farce and you are never going to convince me that all those conservatives smiling and waving their flags and acting like this isn't a big deal really believe what they are saying. They are sheep that have to tow the party line.

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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."

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Does anyone else think it's strange that supposedly these two were hooked up a year and planning on getting married, but neither one of these two had pictures of each other on my space pages? Also, I've been slamming McPain for not taking the my space stuff down-but what if it was a set up? Like we'd all find "Mercede" and there would be this stuff on there about how Bristol was her sister in law and dating her brother-and now Levi's mom can say that the two were planning on getting married for a long time...it seems a bit easy now that I think about it.
Extreme incompetence or absolute genius set up???? Hmmmm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on September 3, 2008 - 3:31am.

Anyfucker, I've now decided that I'm moving to Tucson, Arizona, actually Vail, AZ, to be precise. There are some seriously cool cunts in the desert.

Fuck this Queensland shit.
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I don't know about moving. Aus and NZ get seriously high marks for quality of life...way ahead of the US. I don't know what your circumstances are, but my friend pays around $500 US a month for her health insurance that comes with a $5000 a year deductible before it even kicks in. I guess it would be good to go though with US dollars and real estate in the toilet. I like NZ, but it is transient-a lot of island fever-as you know a lot of us are over there. We've also had a really cold wet winter. Think it would be different here, but I do see more and more Aussies moving here, but there mostly older and looking for a small town way of life.

France is always rated number one for quality of life.

Methinks he took her for that reason, jussayin, and that the teen pregnancy was a get out of jail free for JMc if the decision was not popular with all the right wingers.

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Im surprised that no one here, people who usually seem very educated with a low tolerance for bull shit, cant seem to see that the media is very much creating this hype over Palin to show Obama in a much better light

...Kp, you will stay surprised because the situation has nothing to do with Obama. McCain picked Palin trying to appeal to liberal and conservative "love Hilary" women and she came with her skeletons. Obama didn't knock up her teenage daughter. It doesn't do anything for Obama that Ms UltraConservative's daughter is knocked up and unmarried...she knew as soon as she put her name out there it could blow up in her face.

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on September 2, 2008 - 11:34pm.

Don't you just love it! When it happens to someone with different beliefs than them, it's their business, but if it happens to one of their own, it's suddenly no ones business and everyone should shut up about it.

'Do as I say, not as I do' should be their new campaign slogan.

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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."

Comment by Cala on WSJ blog

Then not to forget Mr Wayne Carey, aussie footBALLER, hero cunt, who also glassed his latest girlfriend in the face in Miami hotel bar where they were staying. Then, when Miami police attended, he kicked and elbowed the police officers in the face.

"Carey also faces two felony charges in the United States of aggravated battery of a police officer and a count of resisting arrest with violence after an incident at a Miami hotel.

Hear the 911 call here: www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23142699-2,00.html.

Carey faces up to 15 years in jail if convicted on those charges but his Miami lawyer, Richard Sharpstein, has said his client would vigorously defend the US charges."

www.theage.com.au/national/wayne-carey-to-fight-assault-charges-20080806...

And who can forget Russell "throw the phone at the poor dude doing his job" Crowe. Cunt.

Considering John MCPain advertises daily with the New Zealand Herald, it's hardly remarkable. Our PM's don't feel the need to advertise in the New York Times during election time do they? Sarah Palin's dominionist church is closely tied to the Destiny church of Wellington. They've been a scourge on our country for yonks.

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Holy fuck! Holy fucking fuck! We're next! Not even 24 hours ago, I made the ignorant statement (post on dlisted) that Australia will never eva have a fundamentalist christian prime minister, never eva. Speakit tore me a new arsehole too.

So, considering I'm British... AND I've been living in Aus since 1971 and still haven't taken the wattle up the arse (Australian citizenship) and have been considering moving to NZ...or Tasmania.

I may as well...BANG.

Not likely.

KiwiKum, there may not be much space left in the Kiwi papers for Aussie crappola, but have you heard about this cunt??

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24232365-1246,00.html

Disgraced pastor Michael Guglielmucci a porn addict. And his wife is standing by her man.

Or this: The american sheila/model Katie Milligan who thought she'd take up with Aussie footballer Greg Bird, and copped a glassing to the eye. And is standing by her man. Instant Australian Citizenship that girl.

www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24285668-5007132,00.html

In defense of meself, I did comment that it was a really really shallow gene pool in Australia.

Anyfucker, I've now decided that I'm moving to Tucson, Arizona, actually Vail, AZ, to be precise. There are some seriously cool cunts in the desert.

Fuck this Queensland shit.

Submitted by Sandbitch on September 3, 2008 - 1:44am.
Submitted by kiwikim

Are you really a kiwi kim? If you are, you got a lot to say about US politics, fer a kiwi that is. Remarkable in fact. :)
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Considering John MCPain advertises daily with the New Zealand Herald, it's hardly remarkable. Our PM's don't feel the need to advertise in the New York Times during election time do they? Sarah Palin's dominionist church is closely tied to the Destiny church of Wellington. They've been a scourge on our country for yonks.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/2/story.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10530407

I don't get the "respect privacy" thing at the end since Palin is all for the intrusion and regulation of everyone else's life.

He looks like he could be packin'

Submitted by kiwikim

Are you really a kiwi kim? If you are, you got a lot to say about US politics, fer a kiwi that is. Remarkable in fact. :)

To everyone mentioning how "The Republicans would tear a canidate a new one if this happened to any democrats" Well, it kind of did. You know, with the whole Edwards thing? The love child thing came out almost a year ago (even before Obama) but nobody bothered to say anything. Not even FOX NEWS.

Im surprised that no one here, people who usually seem very educated with a low tolerance for bull shit, cant seem to see that the media is very much creating this hype over Palin to show Obama in a much better light.

Dont get me wrong, I'm not pushing for McCain when I say this, its just painfully obvious to me whats going on. Both Palin and Obama are far too inexperienced to be in positions that high and neither McCain or Obama have shown trustworthy behavior enough to gain my vote.

baby daddy will be making an appearance at the RNC

I'm sure McCain is slapping the dude on the back, smoking pussy juice cigars with him, and congratulating him on his hit straight into the net. What a bunch of sleeze balls. Ughhh. I feel greasy the more I read about this. Now McCain is claiming he really vetted her, whereby all accounts he only spoke with her 20 minutes and hadn't met her before. Bitch must have gotten the old man off and then said a prayer with him. That's what McCain considers vetting. Someone bring the old fart up to date.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 2, 2008 - 9:54pm.

He's only marrying her because, like a Republican, he can't develop an exit strategy.
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Not once, but TWICE did he fail to pull out!

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The things said about this woman's children, from the Down syndrome baby to her knocked up teen, are ridiculous and have nothing to do with her competence as a politician."

So true. I can't believe how vile the attacks on her family have been.

HO HO! Now the shoe is on the other foot! Just think if all this had happened to Obama's or Biden's families - the Republicans (and Fox News) would have ripped them to shreds (all the while invoking Jesus, family values, morality, purity and "THINK OF THE CHILDREN") without so much as a shiver or a by-your-leave, and it would have been much, much uglier. The Republican hypocrisy behind all this Palin nonsense is just precious - because she's "theirs" everyone must be "supportive" of her family's "ordeal." Heh.

Perfect. Just perfect. He's the kind of guy you'd expect to be sniffing around the Spears sisters, not a governor's kid, but hey, I'll take him. This little scandal is getting better and better.

i guess he has good aim with guns and pucks

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this cow gets to bash gays and birth control taking women all she wants and we're not supposed to say "fuck"?

Look at this article from the NY Times...
the dumb cow tried to ban books from her local library, brought in big box chain stores, and censored free speech. Active in the PTA while her daughter was out ho'ing. Such a great mom. Dumb bitch should have been worried more about who her daughter was fucking and less about what her daughter was reading.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/03/us/politics/03wasilla.html?hp

This guy makes me miss College! I had lots of hockey players like this at my college, a few were actually even from alaska! They were always about good times! I guess I like Sarah Palin because she reminds me of those people who for the first time in my life were welcolming instead of judgemental! Hollywood librals remind me of the mean popular kids who where a bunch of conformists who always preached against what they thought was supposed to be considered conformity, quite like George Clooney does!!! I can't treat our presidential elections like a high school popularity contest! It's too important!

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Submitted by kiwikim on September 2, 2008 - 6:11pm.

Ohhhh, I'm pissed now. I can't believe any of you fucking bitches conservative or liberal would stand up for this hypocritical hooker. She does not represent values very well-or is this really what you fuckers are all about? Is this why you are protecting her? Because this is you? You see yourself in her? It wouldn't suprise me because every fucking pentecostal family I know has got accidental bastard kids all over the fucking place for generations. Why the fuck don't you just admit that's what you're about though? Why talk holy and fuck like slobs?
You are dumb. I do believe in God and I'll pray for you. Why don't you assholes aim a little higher for once in your lives? Model yourselves after someone decent instead of seeing yourself in the cesspool of humanity? You have the chance to turn your lives around. You don't have to identify with crap hypocritical humans like Palin. She is straight up a bad person. She's been chasing the media spotlight from the beginning of her life. An attention hungry whore.
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Well said Kiwikim! I agree! I first thought she might be pretty decent, but after learning more about her, no way do I want her in office!

How much do you think the "fucking redneck" is being paid to marry Bristol?

Word is he's got another kid-got a girl preggers when she was in the 8th grade. No suprise. He is a "fucking redneck" afterall.

I want to check back in with this happy couple in 10 years to see how they're doing and celebrate the beauty that is their love with them.

I had a friend in High School who used to use "fuckin" in just about every sentence. He'd be at a restaurant and say "Give me one of then fuckin' burgers". He was at a job interview and used the word "fuckin'". He didn't get the job.

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He's only marrying her because, like a Republican, he can't develop an exit strategy.

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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.

Track, is the oldest one right? Anywho, Levi is such a winner, Bristol is so lucky to have to get married to this piece of shit. I'm sure he's thrilled. Next time girlfriend should either close her legs or get this Neanderthal to use a fucking condem. I probably would have found him hot if I were 16. He probably would have stolen my virginity and laughed it off with his pals. what a douchebag!

Your face!

I love it. I used to feel guilty about watching Jerry Springer. Now I can just explain that I am watching important news about our nation's future!

On the next episode: Track runs into Levi outside of the local A & W and calls him out for refusing to marry his sister. They fight, and Track is coming out on top, but just as Track wrestles Levi to the ground, one of Levi's boys pulls out a rifle from the back of his pick up and shoots Track! Will Track live. . . ? Will Sarah Palin admit to charges of corruption? Will McCain benefit from OPEC's falling oil prices?

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

(Asked in all seriousness and not meant to offend: my sister is 17, is it okay for her to call her a slut? What's the age limit on that sort of thing? Or is it just not the thing to do?)

Okay, now I am convinced someone in my Pretrial Practice class posts here... we got to class and I don't even know how it came up, but the professor said something about naming one's kid Truck, and this guy in the back piped up, "No, it's Track! Track, Willow, Trig... and Bristol, she's the knocked up one! And Levi is the father, he likes to shoot stuff but doesn't want to have kids." (Everyone looks at him strangely) "Well, that's what it says on his myspace page!" He said it was from JustJared but sounded like one of you hot sluts in here.

Anyway, I was thinking about how most days I still feel 16 or 17 inside, and I had no problem calling girls my age sluts back then, so I don't have much of a problem calling them that now. However, I am always having to remind myself that I am 24 and must act accordingly. So I won't call her a slut (even though I'm thinking it) just someone who was stupid and then very unlucky in having a suddenly-famous mother. Kind of like getting called on in class when you got drunk and puked all over your textbook the night before.

Not that that's ever happened to me! I swear.

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That being said, I'd hit it.
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When ya get done with it, MK, send him over - I'd like to relieve him of some of his man-juice too. (PS - leave some for me, bitch).

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Umbertooo and friends just stank up the joint.

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OH YOU ARE SO CLEVER REGGIN! YOU HAD TO POINT THAT OUT! that was obvious as soon as you posted dipshit

awww man, he's HAWT!! I'd so go teen preggers for him!

well, if I were still a teen.

and blinded by those teenage hormones and all...

c'mon all y'all know that barely grown facial hair is the HEIGHT of manliness!!!

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umbertoooo?

Reggin this board has no place for ignorant, racist, dumb fucks like you. leave and get a life.

Teenagers happen to good parents too. Can't hate on her for a pregnant teen. CAN hate on her for encouraging marriage though. Married at 17... You don't even know who you are when you are that young.

I doubt this guy even knows that females have orgasms. Nice future husband Bristol wasted her youth on.

I wonder if they'll go to the senior Prom together?

He definitely cums as soon as he puts it in and doesn't care about the woman's pleasure.

Ah yes, let's parade the entire Palin clan as the quintessential model for good old fashioned family values that the evangelical establishment vows will be the saving grace of our society.

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Who are you really angry at kiwikim

" I don't think anyone in Philadelphia jacks off online, if anything they do it in front of a school like a gentileman." - R. Bennington

Ew! I'm sorry for pulling an Amanda Beard but yuck, just yuck.

How much you wanna bet Palin is going to have to bribe this bitch to marry her daughter? I know he's a redneck but he doesn't seem to be that stupid. The article said he hasn't called Bristol his grilfriend and hasn't even agreed to marry her. Bitch better hold out for that cash.

Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 8:09am.

Submitted by Sandbitch on September 2, 2008 - 5:59pm.

I do still wish I was a sheila. :(

I do still wish I was a chola :)

Apparently there are going to be some really cheap fares from LA to Sydney in October - like $405 return. Article link below. See you in October speakit??

www.brisbanetimes.com.au/articles/2008/06/17/1213468370132.html

Submitted by VMDA78 on September 2, 2008 - 6:50pm.

i think levi most likely was bullied into making an appearance.

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Remember Mary Kay Letourneau? Her Dad ran for office too and her family was offered up as the perfect family. No talk of birth control and anti-choice. Look how that all turned out.

Hunky-hunky! I'd do him.

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