New Gayelle Couple Alert!
Pamela Anderson and Jacko are dating. You're probably not ready the rest of this, because you just sprayed your Diet Rite all over the monitor. For those of you that are still with me, let's go on.
Yes, the Daily Mirror claims Pammy and Jacko have always been big fans of each other. So they got their people to set something up. The date took place at the Ice Bar in Hell. No, it took place at Shutters in Santa Monica. The source said they had a few drinks at the bar together. They serve Jesus Juice at Shutters?
A witness who obviously didn't take their medication that morning said Pam and Jacko talked about their love of plastic surgery. Ha. The witness went on to say, "They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."
Jacko and Pammy even went out a second time. Another source said they had coffee in Malibu where they talked about their kids.
Methinks these "sources" need to ask their doctor to change the dose on their medication. If Pammy and Jacko went on a date, we would know for sure, because the world would end. The day they touch lips is the day we all disappear in a cloud of smoke.
I mean, maybe these "sources" saw Cher and Alexis Arquette on a date? Now that's a believable couple!
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The ratings for Pammy's latest piece of shit reality show must be in the toilet. And Michael needs the money badly.
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Sadly, Michael is no longer dateable. No that he ever really was in the first place.
Clay Aiken & Ricky Martin are fathers, so if these two dramaqueen douches want attention, they are going to have to step up their game. Michael Jackson dating Tommy Lee.....now there's your damn story.
PSL, you're a good girl. I can sense it. Don't try to fool me with that avie.
But you want Jacko.. your loins are quivering.. it's okay, I won't judge.
Two people who have fucked up their faces, perfect match. I shudder to think of the wedding.
Michael looks better than her in this pic.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
speakit, I didn't say that was "bad", I'm just saying Jacko is NOT the dude to step up to that plate......:)
no?
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I just barfed all over Dlisted. My bad.
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the last time jacko was seen with a "high" profile woman was when he released his last album.. i don't recall the name.. but it was when he married presley...
maybe he want's to release a new album?
How do I get the damn diet rite off my flat screen monitor anyway?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 2, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Pam wouldn't date anyone who won't fuck her until she can't walk.
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And that's bad because....? what?
Submitted by Salem13 on September 2, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Yeah right first of all Pamela is a woman second shes 40 third her asshole ain't tight enough to pass for a 10 year old boy so...
Thanks ok. I'm sure Michael's peen fell off long ago with his nose.
what a crock of shit. Pam wouldn't date anyone who won't fuck her until she can't walk.
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"I'm a f***in' redneck," he wrote. "I live to play hockey .. I don't want kids."
-Levi Johnston, from his Myspace page
I wonder whose lips would fall off first if they kissed.
Good God! I don't which one looks more like a sad tranny clown in these pics.
uhhhhhhhhh, um...what...the...what?
*looks for the hidden camera*
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Um, if she loves plastic surgery so much... then why the hell has she waited so long to fix her fugly nose???
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Yeah right first of all Pamela is a woman second shes 40 third her asshole ain't tight enough to pass for a 10 year old boy so...
I call bullshit. Then again, I called bullshit on Tom and Katie's alleged "romance" about 4 years ago.
I would say stranger things have happened, but I'm sure this sets the precedent.
I don't know why this SNL skit popped into my head....
Church Lady: Hello, I'm the Church Lady, and this is "Church Chat". Well, you know, the holiday season has arrived. And, with it, a little letter from Toledo, Ohio. Let's read that, shall we?
"Dear Church Lady: I am shocked at the number of people who bring their children to total strangers in Santa suits, and allow them to hold their young ones firmly on their pelvic regions, offer them candy and whisper, 'Don't be afraid to tell me what you really want!' What causes this mass hysteria?" Signed, Elaine.
Well, Elaine, let's examine thew word "Santa", shall we? Santa. Let's see, what have we got here? We've got an S and an A, an N, a T, and another A. Hmm.. Who could be causing all those laps to bounce up and down curiously? Who would help grown men peel the focus from the baby Jesus on his birthday? Who could it be, I just don't know. Could it be.. Satan!!
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Pammy must have fallen on hard times because she used to have some broad that went everywhere with her and did her "smokey" eye makeup. Now, I swear she looks just like Tammy Faye Baker!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
The thought of them together made me puke in my mouth.
Gross.
I'm going to go remove the contents of my stomach now. BBLK.
whoa...pam's face! i mean, michael jackson's is a given, but her's is just SAD.
They were just swapping make-up tips for the aging face.
MK has to stop ruining lunch by posting double-fuglies so close to noon.
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I'm sorry, did I just enter the Twilight Zone?
*looks anxiously around, touches stuff to make it sure it's real*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
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That Michael, he is such a womanizer.
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girl's hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room...
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Just like a yo-yo
Submitted by kittycatastrophe: "Well, her sons are about the age that Micheal tends to take an interest in when it comes to boys."
Eeeewwww. I was thinking that, too.
And just because they were sharing a meal in public does NOT mean they are "dating".
I refuse to believe this! I'm sure they were merely meeting to discuss their newest reality series: The Used up and Useless.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Aww, they can go on plastic surgery dates together!
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She's got two things that Michael Jackson is interested in and it ain't her big fake tits.
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OMAGAH~!!!! This is the shizzz~! Gossip so juicy Im fucking choking on it!!! Gahd~ I so want this to be true!!!
*convulses and falls out of chair*
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alexis arquette!!! ahhhhh hahahaha! I love that tranny mess! when she flipped the fuck out on the surreal life, i felt i could die happy, i had seen it all!
those are the most beautiful pictures of them above. which one is pam again?
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excuse me? Yeah right! Michael is way too good for that mess! lol!
Aww..Cher and Alexis Arquette would make such a cute couple! I'm serious. Maybe one of their publicists can fix them up.
*shudder*
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Well, her sons are about the age that Micheal tends to take an interest in when it comes to boys.
Tommy Lee will kill him. Also, she looks beat in that picture.
She better keep her boys at Tommy Lee's house.
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Great Caesar's Ghost! What in hell happened to Pam Anderson?!?! Spackle some more make up on her. STAT!!! Then again if she's dating Jacko make up is the least of her worries. Tommy better get his ass off tour and snatch his boys before Michael does.
yikes?!
Pamela Anderson and Jacko are dating. You're probably not ready the rest of this, because you just sprayed your Diet Rite all over the monitor. For those of you that are still with me, let's go on.
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Perfect match! Her looks are doing downhill has fast as his did. I guess it's proof that all that plastic surgery gives out at some point.
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er...WHAT????