Tuesday, September 2nd 2008
It's A Miracle
Actually, there are three four miracles in these pictures. First, Tranny Clown isn't wearing red lipstick. Her lips look so nekkid and vulnerable without it. Second, Baby Max isn't covered in fake tanning juice and spider leg lashes. Whenever I picture him, I always imagine his face just covered with Xtina's face paint. Third, Baby Max is wearing a Batman t-shirt. His daddy must be weepy. He wants to be the main bat in Max's life. Fourth, Bat Boy is actually venturing out into the day. I always thought he was strictly a creature of the night who spent his days hanging upside down and cleaning off his fangs. I was wrong.
Here's more of Tranny Bee, her baby and Bat Boy invading NYC yesterday.
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I hate saying this because I don't like to say things about kids, but that child is absolutely one of the homeliest things I have seen in a long time (since Britney's youngest). I hope he gets better looking as he gets older, but his features aren't something that will probably get better looking.
Ugly people shouldn't have children, it's not fair to the poor child who is stuck looking like that for the rest of it's life.
X-tina's son only looks slightly less manly than her.
That's all.
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The lines between sex and society are so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Infertile, 'clap' infested uterus havin, herpes lovin fags
dang, busted via the internet again...how did you know we love herpes?
*warily eyes QC's I <3 herpes bumper sticker>*
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
*Richie*
Good night sluts
Oh my... Girlfriend has an addction like I've never seen before
*shrugs* I like Nancy DisGrace and Nicole Ritchie
I stand alone
Submitted by xxyxz on September 3, 2008 - 2:20am.
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HAHAHA! You should see the ones DAE linked to taken at her perfume launch yesterday *shudders*
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
some people just don't "get us" dlisters
On topic... Christina doesn't look half bad in this picture
* turns water gun on myself*
Submitted by xxyxz on September 3, 2008 - 2:08am.
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LOL, that rant just came out of nowhere. At least be on time - the last negative comment on this thread was posted like 2 hrs before!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Word Q.C
Everyone is a target !!! This is Dlisted;)
Submitted by nikkibeach on September 3, 2008 - 1:55am.
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And it's time for somebody to go back on their meds.....
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Babies are off limits! Infertile, 'clap' infested uterus havin, herpes lovin fags. Make fun of the clown bitch all u may...but leave the baby alone. Its not its choice to be born into this disgusting world. F-U baby haters...your not cool just because you cant have a baby. Get your std check or find a surrogate...not a reason to hate.
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Baby Max is really cute!
Oh my god, that baby is fuuuuuuuggggg. Hahahhaha!! Awwww, now I feel bad.
poor baby looks like his father.
I'm just glad her veiny chi-chis are covered up.
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I think she is hot...for a dude.No,actually I like her looks.:)
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 2, 2008 - 9:42pm.
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I know Larry said that a couple of weeks ago, that doesn't mean I believe it. This is the same guy who was denying she ever had a problem in the first place, lol. Plus, and I know I'm gonna go to hell for this, I REALLY want to see another train wreck performance from her. She was the highlight of last year's show - well, until Chris Brown came on.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
DAE!
A post on your girl! Yay for you!
And no horrible lipstick altho I suspect to much eye makeup under those glasses and methinks little Max is a booger bear!
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Submitted by paris herpes on September 2, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Those glasses need to be stomped out of existence though.
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:( **buries Christina-ish sunglasses**
@ Mr. President ~ I'm not about sure about "good line up", I mean "GREAT line up" is better! lol
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@ QueenCharisma ~ I know. Christina would've blown everyone away at FR. Oh well.
Unfitney is Not doing the VMA's
"Contrary to media reports, Britney was never slated to perform on this year's VMAs," Larry said in his statement. "She's in the middle of recording her next album, which is going amazingly well, and her focus remains on the studio."
"Britney Spears will not be performing at the VMAs this year. I am telling you officially and unequivocally that BS will not be there," Rudolph wrote in his email.
Larry = Larry Rudolph her manager.
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
Her outfit is a tranny mess but at least she looks comfortable. Those glasses need to be stomped out of existence though.
Your face!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 2, 2008 - 9:20pm.
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Okay, now I'm upset - I was totally looking forward to her doing FR. Oh well...Mariah will be there so I'll tune in for her crazy ass.
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Submitted by Mr. President on September 2, 2008 - 9:20pm.
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Don't get to comfy just yet - I have a feeling Brit's gonna do a "surprise" performance. Especially since her management said she's gonna be attending and we all know Brit Brit can't go one nano second without attention.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Dreamy and QC, I'm actually looking forward to it too. Looks like a good lineup of performers this year, and NO BRIT. And Paramore will be on stage.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 3, 2008 - 2:09am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 2, 2008 - 9:04pm.
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Damn, now I have to watch the VMA's this year. It's really sad that I'm really excited about this - I hope she performs her new stuff, too. Is she going to perform one of her old songs on Fashion Rocks?
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I'm lucky that the VMA's aren't shown live in England. Nothing could make me watch that tripe, not even Christina. Espically when the fans are just gonna upload it on to youtube anyway.
She's not doing FR. Her name's been taken off the list of performers.
Two of the she could perform "Dynamite" or "Keep Getting Better" those are the song titles that have leaked anyway.
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 2, 2008 - 9:04pm.
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Damn, now I have to watch the VMA's this year. It's really sad that I'm really excited about this - I hope she performs her new stuff, too. Is she going to perform one of her old songs on Fashion Rocks?
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
That is a seriously ugly ass baby!
CHRISTINA IS GOING TO PERFORM AT THE VMA'S!!!!
A fan said at the signing "Good luck with the VMA's"
Christina's reply ~
"Thank you, we're going to ROCK IT!!!!"
*dancing*
Bitch, BETTER sing the new single. Or Else! lol!!
@QueenCharisma - I agree. I don't like the Inspire lunch look. It doesn't suit her. She's also gotta wear a longer dress!! lol, that one is waaaaaaay to short!!
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
what a smart looking baby!
and Christina looks much better sans makeup, fresh and young!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 2, 2008 - 8:45pm.
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I LOVE her shoes!!!! I know she paid good money for the boobage, but she's gotta put them suckers away, lol.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 2, 2008 - 8:42pm.
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Oh, I just saw the pics on Just Jared of her at the fragrance launch. I gotta say, I prefer this look she's sporting with the baby than the one she's pictured in over there. She's a naturally pretty girl who insists on looking like a really bad drag queen, I just want to shake her sometimes! LOL
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
For anyone who's intrested
Christina at Macy's signing Inspire perfume bottles
http://www.christina-crazy.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=1415&pos=2
Somthing about the pic is off. It could be the hair. Or the dress. Or both.
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
baby max seems like a happy little guy...xtina's head looks weird...i too am amazed she's not bald from all the hair bleaching...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 2, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 2, 2008 - 3:12pm.
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She was in NY in that vid? Huh....the paps were still super annoying to me. Little Max looked so confused about what was going on, lol.
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Yep! She was signing Inspire bottles at Macy's a lttile while ago.
Yeah, but the paps in LA don't give her any breathing space. At least the NYC paps let her breathe!
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
Well, her and Max look world's better than Shitney and spawn.
Baby looks like he is trying to get away from her. He is probably looking for the woman who is raising him, the nanny.
It's a miracle that she's not bald from peroxiding the shit out of that mop for so many years.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I must say that Christina looks much better without the paint-by-numbers makeup pallet.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Christina may be pregnant again by the looks of the primary photo. Max is pretty cute and has potential --much more so than Kate Hudson's child and the unfortunate Sadie Sandler--IMO.
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
Not that cute.
I haven't read the other comments so has anyone said yet that this one is a fugly baby?
judelaw:
yeah thats a fat dress she has on.
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
she is fat. britney looks much better these days
oh my goodness their baby is so precious. so precious.
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
What a cutie. His eyes are laughing.
You forgot the fifth...the fact that Tranny Clown isn't showing off the veins of her breasts for all to see.
Don't think the child is disabled; just had the misfortune of being the product of 2 unattractive people is all.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Aw. The poor thing does look like he has Down's Syndrome or something. :(
Lord, please don't you ever curse me with an ugly baby. And please don't strike me down for havin' bad thoughts about this child.