The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 2nd!!!

The pregnancy having sealed his fate, Levi Johnston throws an impromtu funeral for his penis. - nikkifilms

Runners-up:

I thought "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" prevented soldiers from having to admit when they've fucked fruits. - ISprainedMyUvula

Senator McCain's original choice of a running mate falls to the wayside. - L Yenko

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by Barry Jeenmaz on Thu, 09/11/2008 - 6:50pm.

good stuff, bitchez!

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 9:55am.

Congrats, weiners!

Hey FatMartha! Snowy! Angel_i and all you other beeshes!

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

Submitted by FatMartha on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 9:51am.

Haha, you silly bitches. Congratulations.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 9:43am.

congrats winners! Uvula: AGAIN!!! ♥
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 9:27am.

Haha! I forgot about this. Funny beechez.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 9:26am.

WTG, Winners! ISMU, your wins are growing with your bellay! Funnay hookahs!

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 8:57am.

LMFAO you guys! Awesome entries, congrats!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 8:43am.

hehehe, nice guys!!!

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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 8:42am.

Congrats winners!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 8:08am.

Hehehehe ISMU! ♥

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 8:04am.

High five, weiners!

DeeDee- voluminous? Giggle. :)

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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 8:00am.

Yay ISMU, funny hwore! ♥ Congratulations everyone.

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Submitted by piepenburg on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 7:50am.

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

Submitted by Krazy Karl on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 7:47am.

When Ron Paul wasn't allowed to speak at the RNC, his three day bender was capped off with a tatoo of Gustav on his member.

He tried to feed it watermelon in an attempt to make it a raging Class 5.

Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 6:39am.

ah, patriotism....so much easier with a 12 pack of Bud Light while ballin' mellon

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 6:12am.

Stick a flag in it. Bitch is done...

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 6:01am.

"And the last number is...
*sound of balls rolling*
...No.66 Melons on dicks"
(excited yell from Susie) "BINGO!!!!!"

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Submitted by BrandyCane on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 1:07am.

NASA loses discretion by the day.
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been

Submitted by caite19 on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 12:36am.

You have been voted off the island. Here is a complimentary watermelon with pre-cut hole for you to fill with your sorrows.

Submitted by LisaDee on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 11:59pm.

Kevin Spacey tests out his watermelon helmet at the Republcan convention

Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 11:46pm.

Trans-fat-free comment.

Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 11:38pm.

Sarah Palin's husband may be a little passive agressive, but he wanted everyone to know he supports her candidacy.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 11:23pm.

Melon ball anyone?

Submitted by hoozer on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 11:17pm.

The true and only Pampered Chef demonstrates how he got the idea for the melon baller.

Submitted by roxie on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 10:41pm.

Country first, watermelon and Bud second!

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 10:06pm.

NEWS FLASH: Missing Sarah Palin Vetter Found! Democrats Deny Responsibility For The Unexplained Donkey Tattoo.

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Submitted by Grace Disful on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:59pm.

I suggest you take a pass on the melon balls.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by kinard2005 on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 9:48pm.

In an effort to redirect attention from his running mate's sorted past, McCain releases Bush's Labor Day party pictures. "Party on Wayne. Party on Garth."

Submitted by Linda Lou on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 8:20pm.

Wow, those Republicans do know how to party.

Submitted by Deb on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 8:05pm.

Ugh! Bud Lite? No wonder. When he wakes up he'll have massive shits too.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by AHardWorkinChick on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 8:01pm.

George Bush was not able to attend the Republican National Convention however, he did show his support...

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 8:00pm.

Is this some kind of new political Mystic tanning trend?

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Submitted by suzanita on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 7:16pm.

its bruce bitches...

this is what McCaunaghey did to the last pap who wouldn't get off his beach...

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 7:09pm.

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy, Yankee Doodle do or die!
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Submitted by piepenburg on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 6:47pm.

Submitted by gwg31373 on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 6:44pm.

george w bush 2 months after the election multitasking at his bitch bingo job and drilling for oil in his watermelon

Submitted by irishtree on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 6:23pm.

Hillary, we get it.
You're no longer running for President and you can feel free to be yourself blah blah blah

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 6:23pm.

After several hours of penetrating the melon, Jeremiah realized it would have been faster to just use a melon baller to make the fruit salad for the family picnic.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 6:20pm.

In order to win at Bitch Bingo, you have to have a "blackout." And that doesn't mean that you have to ink out all of the winning numbers--it means you actually have to blackout...from alcohol poisoning.