Wednesday, September 3rd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 2nd!!!
The pregnancy having sealed his fate, Levi Johnston throws an impromtu funeral for his penis. - nikkifilms
Runners-up:
I thought "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" prevented soldiers from having to admit when they've fucked fruits. - ISprainedMyUvula
Senator McCain's original choice of a running mate falls to the wayside. - L Yenko
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this being the political season...Matthew McConaughey decided to have his own convention..party.
Photographic evidence of a genetic experiment gone wrong: the attempt to combine the hotness of Matthew McConaughy with the athleticism of Michael Phelps.
Joe Biden enjoys his Labor Day vacation a little too much.
Gustav did nothing to interfere with this Republican National Convention Chairman
Spring Break 2008- Wasilla Alaska.
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"Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible!"
When I play Bitch Bingo, I always use Miller Lite and a honeydew in the bamboo cage round - guess it's a regional thing.
Spring Break has nothing on the Democrat National Convention.
Tks, Queen C, Slutty and Dee..It's hard work keeping up with you funnay sluts! Sorry, so late. Was multi-tasking and missed them earlier ;p
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
American Pie - The Redneck Years
This is what REALLY happened to John Mcain at the Hanoi Hilton!
Pierce Bush gets a little too carried away when he realizes he is no longer the most embarrassing Republican child.
I too would be pissed off is someone made me a Superman tattoo on the arm while im sleeping.
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Finally photos of the man who got Sarah Palin's daughter pregnant have surfaced...
Ah, so this is what happens after the back-walking at Bikram Yoga.
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
This is what it looks like when I fuck someone on the 4th of July.
Dick Cheney's homage to Amwerica.."I Love Ya!!"
Why be difficult when you can be impossible!
Rufus was now legally married to that watermelon in 13 southern states.
On his way out of the Presidential office Dubya shows his patriotism..
And the people show theirs...
HA BUSTED...And McCain made his time spent in a bamboo cage sound like no fun!
The really insulting part was the papaya up his ass.
I didn't know Rumer Willis was at the RNC afterparty.
The Republican National Convention just ain't what it used to be.
Behind the scenes at the Rush Limbaugh show
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My melon baller doesn’t look like that.
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
As if he didn’t feel like enough of a bitch already after waking up in this condition after her 50th birthday soiree, Madonna had to take it to another level by literally spelling it out on Guy Ritchie’s naked body for all to see. The American flags were the final insult. Let the divorce rumors begin – again.
After Sarah Palin's husband annouces he is a hermaphrodite, Senator McClain goes to Hanoi Beach and calls it a day.
After a night of gay debauchery at Invesco Field in Denver, another liberal is photographed totally drunk and with an aching rectum! And hoping to attrack some Black Obama-supporters, this supporter put out a watermelon for them ALL to enjoy!
So wrong.. but so fucking funny
xoxoxo The Real Empress of Lucite
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
A newly svelte Perez Hilton is looking to play with the boys in the yard. Has no milkshake, so a piece of melon will have to do.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Erection 2008- Like sand up a sour ass...these are the days of our lives.....
Spencer Pratt gets the cover of "American Douche" magazine.
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"I'm a f***in' redneck," he wrote. "I live to play hockey .. I don't want kids."
-Levi Johnston, from his Myspace page
The Bitch Bingo family requests you respect their privacy during this difficult time...
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Why do it right when you can do it twice?
After a night of gay debauchery at Invesco Field in Denver, another liberal is photographed totally drunk and with an aching rectum! And hoping to attrack some Black Obama-supporters, this supporter put out a watermelon for them ALL to enjoy!
And everyone thinks McCain's vetting process is not through.
Former FEMA Director Michael "Heckuva job, Brownie!" Brown chills on the beach, knowing his ass isn't on the line during Hurricane Gustav.
Kevin Spacey in Croatia with a fruit on his dick, the closet door has been ripped off, smashed up and burnt .
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"Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible!"
He's part of the reason why bosses don't want people to have Labor Day off...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
You think Bristol's Levi is bad...wait til you see Piper's Peter.
Bristol Palin's baby daddy enjoys his final days of obscurity.
Fred Durst realises that the water melon was less sloppy than Paris' cooter!
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"Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible!"
Calum Best may be British, but when his STDs jumped ship, the evidence they left behind show they were all American made.
I thought "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" prevented soldiers from having to admit when they've fucked fruits.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
And here we see the North American Douchebag in its natural habitat. Note that it is missing its usual trucker cap, and that the watermelon it just had sexual relations with could be interchanged with a mango, a party hat, or Tara Reid.
At least he only has to worry about one of his heads getting sunburned.
And I'm proud to be an Amerrycum
Where I wish they'd let me be
And I won't forget the stupid twats (I'm talking to you Palin)
Who wanna deny this right to me
And I'll proudly stand up (once I'm sober)
Next to them
And defend us still today
Cuz there ain't no other
like this land
God Bless the US Gay!
Submitted by NitWitty on September 2, 2008 - 2:01pm.
It wasn't a sure thing that he'd actually fucked that watermelon until after he lit the cigarette.
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LOL....Winner!
Bristol Palin's baby daddy celebrates his newfound celebrity status at the Republican National Convention.
Submitted by Jeebusss on September 2, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Well, it USED to be a seedless melon.
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lol, that has to place!
Submitted by NitWitty on September 2, 2008 - 2:25pm.
What? Like you've never played Bitch Blanket Bingo? Pffft.
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lmfao
What? Like you've never played Bitch Blanket Bingo? Pffft.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
After 8 years of President, George W Bush spent his first 24 hours as a former President catching up on old hobbies.