Wednesday, September 3rd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 2nd!!!
The pregnancy having sealed his fate, Levi Johnston throws an impromtu funeral for his penis. - nikkifilms
Runners-up:
I thought "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" prevented soldiers from having to admit when they've fucked fruits. - ISprainedMyUvula
Senator McCain's original choice of a running mate falls to the wayside. - L Yenko
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I'm guessing he lost at Bitch Bingo.
Well, it USED to be a seedless melon.
What's the big deal? We always drink too much and have watermelon at every 4th of July Celebration!
In an effort to divert attention away from the Palin debacle, the RNC formally declares McCain (shown above) their official candidate for President of the United States of America.
Levi Johnston fuckin' chillin'
Lovers keep on the road you're on...
Runners until the race is run...
Soldiers you've got to soldier on...
Impressive. Even while dead drunk he's able to "fly his flag" at full mast!
More proof that light beer is no better than regular.
Who says Republicans don't believe in birth control?
Prince Von Arnholt has been mugged by tranny prostitutes, again. This time on Malibu Beach.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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After Britney left him and no one would have him, KFed had to find some way to continue spreading his seed into hollow melons....
The pregnancy having sealed his fate, Levi Johnston throws an impromtu funeral for his penis.
Wearing a melon on his dauber made Steve the official winner of this year’s Strip Bingo.
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
How the fuck is Palin gonna explain this one?
Apparently McCain really did the vetting process very differently than anyone in history.
With only two months left in the White House, President Bush resolved to go out like a quote "Muthaf*ckin Gangsta" un quote.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Why am I not surprised that those seeds sprouted American flags???
Relatives of the McConagay's just keep popping up everywhere these days!
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RIMADYL KILLS
The truly amazing bit about this picture is the talent it took from the rest of the gangbangers to write so neatly with their jizz.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
O so sad for Secretary Michael O. Leavitt (Department of Health & Human Services) as he faces yet another dreary end to the Cabinet's monthly "fun"raiser - The Circle Jerk Drinking Game.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
This is what McCain looked like the day after his VP's choice announced her teenage daughter's pregnancy.
Ouch.
McCain figured at this point, f-ck it, he might as well dye his hair and have some fun.
Pam Anderson was sadly disappointed after she'd raced to Malibu to witness the new melon fucker in town.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Usually the penis mightier than the melon.
Submitted by NitWitty on September 2, 2008 - 1:58pm.
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WIN!!!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
OH MAN! That looks like fun! I would so do that but our beach doesn't allow smoking anymore!
Since he's passed out and all I assume his penis planted that flag on the melon after it landed.
It wasn't a sure thing that he'd actually fucked that watermelon until after he lit the cigarette.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Its BITCH...Britney!
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Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
When Levi Johnston asked other babydaddies for advice on not having anymore kids he wasn't thinking of "fuckin'" watermelons.
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After the recent family reunion, Britney finds a photo that may or may not help her get her boys back.
David Duchovny's roomate at the sex addiction clinic. "Dude, a tea cup. ...Really?"
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
As Mr Palin said, a wife for duty, Spacey for pleasure but a melon for ecstasy !
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
The Grenada War Veterans Memorial, Daytona Beach, FL
While the Croatians were fun and all, upon finding a US military base there, the joy was too much for Mr. Spacey.
After the birth of his child Levi goes on an all redneck party complete with extra creamy watermelon/Coorslight margaritas.
Now is the time to take off our "Republican Hats" and put on our "American Hats" which, in case you didn't know, are actually hollowed-out watermelon halves to be placed over your genitals.
This is how Republicans practice safe sex.
Not a caption:
WTF! Now I really want to know what his chest says.
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Why I love Mimi
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html
In American Pie 8, Jim is shipped to Afghanistan. But his fruit fetish gets the better of him. Antics ensue when Private Stifler enlists to help his friend.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
In their haste to re-write the Convention, Republican party planners scrambled to throw together a show that would garner the attention given to the Democratic National Convention.
Although he's a well know American actor, Kevin Spacey makes quite a splash in Croatia on his vacation.
After more sordid details surfaced about Palin, McCain went on a bender and was found by Obama volunteers on a beach in Georgia. Details about how he got there are few but there were witnesses that saw a man who looked very much like Kevin Spacey leaving the scene in a rushed manner.
Steve's attempt at joining the Army goes horribly wrong.
Bitch Bingo Rules:
1. We don't use dobbers, we use the condenstaion rings on our Coors.
2. We are a proud bunch. The player who wears the most American flags, gets a free watermelon.
3. Afformentioned watermelon must be used by winner in the "coverall" game.
4. Though not a rule, tiki torches are advisable. We WILL NOT be held responsible for any "sand crab" situations.
NOW, LET'S BITCH BINGO!!!!!
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
this redneck vet wants to eventually be buried in Arlington and he demonstartes exactly how his funeral should proceed
Pres. Bush says goodbye to the White House with a good ol' southern-style redneck fiesta!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Submitted by loozer on September 2, 2008 - 1:45pm.
hah!!
You guys are funny fucks.
AMERICA....WE SALUTE YOU!!
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Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
The Labor Day AARP Party closes on a banging note.
Submitted by L Yenko on September 2, 2008 - 1:45pm
lol